Hacienda Temozon Sur: Your Luxurious Yucatán Escape Awaits!
Hacienda Temozon Sur: My Yucatán Dreams (Almost) Come True! - A Very Honest Review
Okay, so. Hacienda Temozon Sur. Just the name whispers of colonial charm and sun-drenched relaxation, right? I booked this place because damn, I needed a break. Like, a REAL break. One where my email inbox didn’t haunt my dreams. And let me tell you, it mostly delivered… with a few hiccups that remind you even paradise isn’t perfect.
Accessibility & Safety First (Even If I'm Not Always First!):
Let’s get the boring but crucial stuff out of the way. Accessibility seems pretty good. The website says it has facilities for disabled guests, but I didn’t personally check that out. There’s an elevator, which is a win, and the layout looks relatively spacious. CCTV is everywhere – in common areas and outside the property – which, frankly, made me feel a bit like a celebrity paparazzi magnet, but hey, better safe, right? 24-hour security and a doorman mean you feel watched over, and that’s a good thing in a new country.
This whole pandemic thing? They're taking it seriously. Loads of hand sanitizer everywhere, staff in masks, and daily disinfection in common areas. They even use anti-viral cleaning products and offer room sanitization opt-out available, which is a neat touch. Staff trained in safety protocol, and it shows. They've got Hygiene certification, physical distancing of at least 1 meter, and sterilizing equipment. The whole shebang! They even made sure to remove Shared stationery removed from the front desk. The downside, however, is that they don't mention if there is any accessibility accommodations. I had to ask via a translator on the hotel's website chat.
Rooms: My Little Yucatán Sanctuary (Mostly!)
Alright, the rooms. Sigh. My room was gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. Like, Instagrammable-from-every-angle gorgeous. I’m a sucker for a good aesthetic, and Hacienda Temozon Sur delivered. Air conditioning that actually WORKS (thank you, sweet baby Jesus!), a desk for pretending to work (more on that later), and a coffee/tea maker – heaven. The blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in (which I desperately needed), and the slippers were a luxurious touch. They also provided a seating area in the room, that made me feel like I was in my own little world.
The Wi-Fi in the room was… well, let’s say it wasn’t always as reliable as I’d hoped. They claim Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, but there were times I was more connected to the lizards on the walls. They also have Internet access – LAN, but who uses LAN anymore? Though I did find the Internet services alright. But that's my only quibble. Everything else was fantastic, right down to the daily housekeeping, high floor, in-room safe box, non-smoking, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, satellite/cable channels, separate shower/bathtub, smoke detector, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries and window that opens.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: A Fiesta for Your Taste Buds (And Possibly Your Waistline)
This is where things get REALLY interesting. Let's start with the basics. Breakfast was included. Breakfast [buffet]: a pretty decent spread with a good mix of options. They had the International cuisine in restaurant, the Western breakfast and the Asian breakfast, which was great for branching out. Coffee/tea in restaurant was available, along with a bottle of water. They also had the Western cuisine in restaurant, and that made it a hit on my book.
The restaurant situation is pretty good. Restaurants are available, of course, and offer a variety of options. I had some amazing meals at the A la carte in restaurant, and the Happy hour was a treat. They even had a Poolside bar, which was perfect for cocktails and a few snacks. They also offered alternative meal arrangement, and the staff were friendly and helpful.
Okay, time for a confession: I went a little wild with the Room service [24-hour]. Late-night tacos? Yes, please. Early-morning coffee? Absolutely. My bank account might be weeping, but my stomach was doing the happy dance. They also had a Snack bar, which was a lifesaver. However, the desserts in restaurant left something to be desired.
Things to Do (Or Not Do, and That's Okay Too!)
This is where the Hacienda truly shines. The swimming pool [outdoor] is stunning. Seriously. Picture turquoise water, lush greenery, and… well, me, mostly just floating around on a giant inflatable flamingo. There is also a Pool with view, and what a view it is! It's the kind of place where you can simply be, and that's priceless.
They also had a Spa, and I am here to tell you, DO IT. I indulged in a massage, a Body scrub and a Body wrap. Pure bliss. Melted is the word. They have a Sauna, a Steamroom, and a Foot bath. They also have a Gym/fitness where I’m sure people go, but I mostly just walked past it on my way to the pool. There's a Fitness center, but I was more interested in the ways to relax.
Beyond the spa, there’s not a ton of structured “things to do” within the Hacienda, which is fine by me. I didn’t touch any audio-visual equipment for special events, although they do have them. I didn't see the Shrine either, but it's there! There is an Outdoor venue for special events, I've seen it, and think this is a great place for photo taking.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
They have everything you’d expect from this level of hotel. A concierge, daily housekeeping, laundry service, luggage storage, and safety deposit boxes. The concierge was super helpful, and the Daily housekeeping was excellent. The dry cleaning was quick, too.
They also have a Convenience store, which is handy for snacks and essentials, but it’s on the pricier side. They provide an Invoice provided, and a Cashless payment service. Food delivery might be possible but I did not try it. The air conditioning in public area worked wonders, but the elevator was sometimes a bit slow. The car park [free of charge].
What I loved most was that it wasn’t crazy with all the frills. It’s elegant but relaxed.
For the Kids (And the Young at Heart!)
I didn’t need the Babysitting service myself, or the Kids facilities, but they’re there, which is a plus for families. Family/child friendly is the vibe of this place. A true family vacation!
The Not-So-Perfect Parts (Because Let’s Be Real…):
Okay, the elephant in the room: the price tag. It’s not cheap. But you are paying for luxury, and you definitely get it.
In summary: Hacienda Temozon Sur is a stunner. Gorgeous rooms, incredible spa, and fantastic service make this a truly special place. If you're looking for a luxurious escape in the Yucatán where you can completely unwind, look no further.
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Accessibility Disclaimer: I have added the information in the review as stated by the hotel website or information I was able to find. I am no expert in accessibilities, and I recommend that you may want to contact the hotel to get more detailed information on accessibility.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into my Hacienda Temozon Sur adventure. Forget perfect itineraries, this is going to be a glorious, rambling mess, just like me!
Hacienda Temozon Sur: The Almost-Perfectly-Imperfect Itinerary (aka, my sanity-testing, margarita-soaked adventure)
Day 1: Arrival and the "OMG THIS IS GORGEOUS" Phase
- 10:00 AM (ish): Landed in Merida. Airport? More like a glorified sauna. Which, honestly, kinda fits the whole "Maya Riviera" vibe. Grabbed a cab that smelled suspiciously of stale tacos and the driver was blasting… well, I couldn't understand the music, but the rhythm moved my hips. Already a win.
- 11:30 AM: The drive. Oh, the drive! Lush greenery blurring past, the sun baking down on the red earth… and the creeping anxiety that I'd forgotten to pack my passport. (Spoiler: I hadn't, but the panic was real.)
- 1:00 PM: ARRIVAL. Temozon Sur. BAM. Jaw. Dropped. You know those pictures you see online? They lie. It's even more stunning in person. The hacienda itself is like a crumbling, elegant ghost of a dream. Cobblestone courtyards, bougainvillea cascading over everything, that smell of ancient stone… I nearly choked on my gasp.
- Reaction: Cue the primal scream of pure, unadulterated happiness. I swear, I'd have married the welcome drink right then and there.
- 1:30 PM: Check-in. My Spanish is… well, let's just say it's enthusiastic, not fluent. The lovely woman at the front desk smiled indulgently as I massacred the language. (Pretty sure I accidentally requested a llama instead of a luggage cart.)
- 2:00 PM: Room. Majestic. Huge. Bed the size of a small car. My tiny (still slightly panicked) brain immediately started plotting how to smuggle myself in and stay forever.
- 2:30 PM: Lunch at the restaurant, La Hach. Ordered the Cochinita Pibil (the slow-roasted, pulled pork) and then forgot what I was talking about. The food, the entire atmosphere was to die for.
- 3:30 PM: Strolling the grounds. Taking photos. Squealing. Getting lost (multiple times.) Found a hidden hammock. Briefly considered never leaving it.
- Observation: The humidity is a living entity. You're constantly damp. Constantly. But the air smells like flowers and ancient secrets, so… worth it.
- 5:00 PM: Poolside. Cocktails. (Margaritas, obviously.) Sun. Bliss. Briefly entertained the idea of doing absolutely nothing for the rest of my life.
- Anecdote: Sat next to a family from Ohio. The dad was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a fanny pack. I swear, the fanny pack might have been the most stylish thing I'd seen all day.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at La Hach. Again. Couldn't resist going back. The grilled Octopus was the star.
- 9:00 PM: Staring at the stars. So many stars. City-dweller me was utterly gobsmacked.
- Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated peace. And a vague sense of "how do I bottle this and bring it home?"
Day 2: History, Heat, and the "I Think I'm in Love" Phase
- 8:00 AM: Attempted to wake up early. Failed. Blame the margaritas, blame the ridiculously comfortable bed.
- 9:45 AM: Breakfast. The spread was EPIC. Fresh fruit, pastries, eggs… I ate like a person who'd never seen food before.
- 10:30 AM: Exploring. Decided to be adventurous and (with the help of the internet) visit the Mayan ruins of Uxmal.
- 12:00 PM: Uxmal. Holy. Crap. The pyramids. The carved details. The sheer scale of it all. I felt tiny. Completely and utterly insignificant.
- Quirky Observation: The heat at Uxmal is not a joke. Bring water. Lots and lots of water. And maybe a personal cloud-maker.
- Anecdote: Tripped on a root. Almost fell. Didn't fall. Considered it a victory.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch in a little roadside restaurant. Authentic Mexican food. The best ceviche I've ever tasted. So good. The flies, however, were also extremely interested.
- 3:30 PM: Back to Temozon Sur. Needed pool time. Desperately.
- 4:00 PM: Pool time. More cocktails. More bliss. Developed a suntan that I pray will fade before I go back to work.
- 5:00 PM: Attempted to read. Failed. Too relaxed. Too happy. Too… everything.
- 7:00 PM: A special private dinner planned by the Hacienda. Under the stars.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner under the stars. With my partner. Candlelight, delicious meal, wine, and an intimacy I wouldn't trade for anything.
- Emotional reaction: Falling even more in love with Temozon Sur. And with my partner.
Day 3: The "Okay, Maybe I Can Stay Forever" Phase
- 9:00 AM: Late breakfast. Again. I'm starting to understand the appeal.
- 10:00 AM: Strolling the grounds. Talking to a groundskeeper. Practicing my Spanish. He smiled and nodded a lot. I think I understood.
- 11:00 PM: Attempting to paint. The view was amazing.
- 1:00 PM: Final lunch. Trying everything on the menu. Embracing the gluttony. No regrets.
- 2:30 PM: Packing. The most dreaded part of any holiday. Trying to figure out how to fit the entire experience into my suitcase.
- 3:00 PM: Last swim in the gorgeous pool. Bitter-sweet.
- 4:00 PM: Saying goodbye to the staff.
- Quirky Observation: The staff here are genuinely lovely. They're like a family. They smile at you. They take care of you. They make you feel like you're the most important person in the world.
- 5:00 PM: Leaving. Tears. (Okay, maybe just a little misty-eyed.)
- 6:00 PM: Back to Merida. A last drive through the Yucatan.
- 7:30 PM Flying back home.
The Verdict:
Temozon Sur? Absolutely, unequivocally, beyond phenomenal. Flawed, yes. Messy, yes. Expensive, yes. Worth every single penny. I'm already planning my return. And this time, I'm staying forever, even if I have to sell a kidney to do it. Send help (but also, maybe, don't).
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Hacienda Temozon Sur: The *Almost* Perfect Yucatán Escape - Let's Get Real! (FAQ)
So, what *is* Hacienda Temozon Sur, anyway? Sounds fancy, right?
The Rooms: Worth the Hype (and the Price Tag)?
What about the food? Is it as delicious as it looks in the photos? (Because let's be honest, that's all that matters.)
Okay, spill the tea: what’s the *catch*? Anything that wasn’t perfect?
Let's talk about the pool. Is it as dreamy as it looks online? Because I'm all about the pool.
Would you go back? And would you recommend it? Dish the dirt!
