Escape to Paradise: Sauna & Sea Views in Your Miedzyzdroje Apartment!
Escape to Paradise: Sauna & Sea Views in Your Miedzyzdroje Apartment! - A Rambling, Honest Review (and Maybe a Hookup…Maybe)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans on "Escape to Paradise: Sauna & Sea Views in Your Miedzyzdroje Apartment!" This isn't your perfectly polished hotel review, honey. This is real life. This is…well, let's just say it's what happens when a travel writer hits the sauna a little too hard before grabbing the keyboard.
First Impressions (and the Jet Lag Blues):
Getting there was a mission. Flights, trains, finally a taxi… the usual travel shenanigans. I was a walking, talking zombie by the time I stumbled into the place. But listen, accessibility is key for me, even though I'm relatively able-bodied. You know, you've got luggage, you're tired… The fact that they have an elevator was a HUGE relief! And the 24-hour front desk? Bless their hearts. That late-night check-in was a godsend. They even have a concierge! Haven't used them yet but they're there!
Now, I'm NOT handicapped, but I DO appreciate some facilities for disabled guests. I saw some stuff mentioning it, but didn't really investigate because thankfully, I don't need it… but good on them for having the accessibility in place.
Rooms: My Cozy Fortress (and the Blackout Curtain Miracle):
Okay, the apartment itself? Gorgeous. Seriously. The sea views? Unreal. Like, "pinch-me-I'm-dreaming" levels of gorgeous. My room had air conditioning, which was a must because, Poland in the summer? Whew! And those blackout curtains? Pure genius. I'm a light sleeper, and they were like a personal guarantee of sweet, uninterrupted slumber. I was a BIG fan of the desk: I actually HAD to get some work done at some point. So, a laptop workspace was great.
The bed was comfy, not too soft, not too firm, just…right. They had all the usual stuff: coffee/tea maker, safe box, hair dryer, the works. Oh! And free Wi-Fi, which is a MUST in this day and age! Thank god because I'm not sure I could live without posting my pics to my Insta stories…
The bathroom was nice, the separate shower was great, and the slippers? A small touch, but a genuinely appreciated one. The room sanitization opt-out is also pretty cool.
Spa Life, Baby! (And the Sauna Incident):
Now, let’s get to the good stuff. The spa. Oh. My. God. This is where things went from “pretty good” to “absolute bliss.”
The sauna? Phenomenal. I think I may have spent too long in there. I am NOT a spa person, I can't lie. But the sauna? Yeah. Went twice. Once was an experience. Let's just say I'm not sure what I found more relaxing, the heat or the fact that no one seemed to understand what I was saying.
They also have a pool with a view, a steamroom, and a fitness center. Didn't use the gym. Ain't nobody got time for that. But the pool? I spent a lovely hour just floating, staring at the sea. The spa/sauna deserves a whole paragraph on its own. The place is a sanctuary. I'm already planning my next visit, if only to spend another afternoon there again.
Dining and Drinking: Fuel For Adventures (and My Weakness for Dessert):
The restaurants are nice, but I have to be honest, I didn't spend much time there. I ate mostly in the apartment, because, well, I wanted to enjoy the view. They do have room service [24-hour], though, which is always a bonus.
The breakfast [buffet] was decent, with a good variety of options. I sampled the international cuisine with some delicious, yet very unfamiliar dishes. The desserts in the restaurant? Chef's kiss. I'm a sucker for sweets!. There is also a snack bar.
They offer alternative meal arrangements, and have vegetarian restaurant.
Safety and Cleanliness: Peace of Mind (and My Obsessive Hand Washing):
Okay, let's get serious for a sec. Travel in a post-COVID world can be stressful. But these guys? Spot on. Daily disinfection in common areas, anti-viral cleaning products, hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE… They were taking it seriously. The rooms sanitized between stays, staff trained in safety protocol, and the physical distancing of at least 1 meter, all made me feel safe and secure.
They have CCTV in common areas and even CCTV outside property too! Not that I needed it!
Things to do…Or Not:
Okay, so Miedzyzdroje. It's beautiful, but let's be clear: it's not exactly a bustling metropolis. There are the beaches, the walks along the coast… and then there's the hotel itself. Honestly? I kind of just wanted to stay put.
They offer stuff like a gift/souvenir shop, but really, I mostly just wanted to stare at the ocean. They do offer an airport transfer, and can arrange a taxi service.
The Verdict: Paradise Found (and Maybe a Little Over-Indulgence):
"Escape to Paradise: Sauna & Sea Views in Your Miedzyzdroje Apartment!"? Yes. Absolutely. Worth it? Oh, hell yes. Did I over-indulge in the sauna? Maybe. Did I forget to actually do anything other than relax and stare at the sea? Possibly. Do I care? Not even a little bit.
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Luxury Tower Hill 1-Bed: London Views Await!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this isn't your average, perfectly-sanitized travel itinerary. This is more like a chaotic love letter to Miedzyzdroje, Poland, written by someone who might have had a little too much pierogi and a whole lot of sunshine. We're going to Apartamenty Sun & Snow Playa Baltis, and we're going to live.
The Absolutely Unofficial, But Mostly Functional, Playa Baltis Itinerary (AKA Me vs. The Polish Coast)
Day 1: Arrival (and immediate existential crisis about luggage)
- Morning (ish): So, the flight. Let's just say it involved a toddler who thought my knee was a personal drum kit and a near-miss with a rogue duty-free perfume bottle. Arrive in Szczecin, looking utterly disheveled. Pray to the luggage gods that my suitcase, containing what I consider my entire identity in the form of sensible hiking boots and a "Keep Calm and Eat Pierogi" t-shirt, actually arrives.
- Reality Check: Szczecin airport is surprisingly charming, especially after you've navigated the baggage claim with a mix of hope and utter dread. Found the suitcase! Success! But then, the driver taking me to Miedzyzdroje was late; the bus station, which looked suspiciously like a construction site, was a confusing maze, and I am starting to question all the life choices that led me here, but, hey, it's the journey, right?
- Afternoon: Finally make it to Apartamenty Sun & Snow Playa Baltis. My first impression? The front door is a little tricky - requires a certain art of the "wiggle and push" technique to unlock (more on this later). The apartment itself? Pretty darn cute, with a view of the Baltic Sea that almost makes me forget I haven't showered in, well, a while.
- Emotional Response: My brain is stuck in a "this is perfect/ I desperately need a nap" loop. I feel like I've time-traveled into a postcard. The apartment's clean, the air is fresh, the view is STUNNING, and now, it's time for a quick unpack, followed by a (possibly overlong) nap.
- Evening: Attempt to find a grocery store. I'm armed with Google Translate and a fierce determination to buy cheese. After a comedic struggle with a push-and-pull door (apparently, I'm incapable of opening doors in Poland!) I found the store, which had more kinds of cheese than I knew existed. The evening is all about eating my delicious pierogis.
Day 2: Beach Bliss (and a near-death experience with a seagull)
- Morning: Wake up to the sound of waves, aka: absolute music. I stroll down to the beach. The sand is so soft, and the water is so clear. The color is a gorgeous dark blue. Feeling like a mermaid or something. This has got to be my favorite day, it is so good!
- Quirky Observation: The seagulls here are bold. One of them eyeballed my croissant as I was holding it. It was like a high-stakes Western standoff, but with a bird.
- Afternoon: Spend hours basking in the sun, building a sandcastle, and generally trying to channel my inner beach bum. Took a dip in the chilly Baltic Sea. Brrr! But worth it.
- Evening: Sauna time! The apartment has its own sauna, and I'm not sure I've ever felt so relaxed. I'm not sure where I'm going to have better days from now on, I've never been so happy in my life.
Day 3: Discovering Miedzyzdroje (and the mysteries of Polish ice cream)
- Morning: Explore Miedzyzdroje. Walk the famous pier, take photos with the celebrity hand prints (the one of mine looks like it has the hand of a toddler), and absorb the seaside atmosphere. This town is a bit of an anomaly, full of energy and charm.
- Anecdote: Found a little shop that sold the most delicious ice cream I've ever tasted! Strawberry, with bits of real strawberries inside. I may or may not have bought one every afternoon.
- Afternoon: A hiking trip to see the cliff.
- Opinionated Language: I'm not a big fan of hiking, but since my boyfriend is, I joined, and I was fascinated by the way the cliff and the waters blended.
- Evening: Dinner at a local restaurant. Tried some traditional Polish food. I may have ordered way too much. This will be a night of eating and talking, and most probably, I'm going to get drunk.
Day 4: Baltic Sea and Relaxation (and the Great Door Debacle)
- Morning: Beach again! (Are you detecting a theme?). This time, I'm armed with a book and a serious commitment to do absolutely nothing.
- Afternoon: Back to the apartment. I've been struggling to lock and unlock the apartment door. It's a real drama that makes me feel like I'm in a spy movie with a particularly stubborn lock. I eventually had to get help from the helpful host.
- Rambling: It's this door! I mean, seriously?! It's like the security system hired by the devil himself. Eventually, I'm going to have to write a letter to the manufacturers to find out why it's so complicated.
- Evening: Another sauna session. This time, I attempt (and fail) to channel my inner Zen master.
Day 5: Departure (Goodbye, Baltic Bliss!)
Morning: One last walk on the beach, one last deep breath of salty air. It's time to say goodbye (sob!) to beautiful Miedzyzdroje.
Afternoon: Flight back home. I'm already planning my return. The door. The seagulls. The ice cream. The pierogi. Poland, you have my heart (and my stomach!).
This itinerary is a rough guide. The real beauty of a trip like this is in the moments. The laughs, the near-disasters, the unexpected discoveries. So go on, get lost, eat too much, and embrace the chaos. The Baltic Sea is waiting. You go, and have fun!
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Escape to Paradise FAQ (Because Let's Be Real, You NEED to Know!)
Okay, First Things First: Is this Apartment REALLY as Amazing as it Looks in the Photos? (Because those filters are sneaky, ya know?)
The Sauna - Is It Actually Easy to Operate After a Few Pinot Grigios? (Asking for, uh, a friend...)
What's the Sea View *Really* Like? Does it Get Old? (Because I have a short attention span.)
The Beach... What's the Vibe? Is it Packed with Tourists or Can I Actually Find Some Peace?
Is There Anything That's a Complete DISASTER? (So I can prepare myself!)
Okay, The Big One: Is It Romantic? Can I Bring my Partner? (Because I'm trying to impress.)
The Restaurants... What's The Deal? Anything I Should Absolutely *Not* Miss?
Anything Else I Should Know Before I Book? (Like, Secrets, Warnings, Hidden Treasures...)
