Venice Luxury: LA.MAR Apartment Chirignago - Your Dream Stay Awaits!
Venice Luxury: LA.MAR Apartment Chirignago - A Deep Dive (Honest Version!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into Venice Luxury: LA.MAR Apartment Chirignago. Forget the fluffy brochures and Instagram-filtered perfection. I’m here to give you the real deal. I stayed there. I sweated there (a lot, it's Venice!). And I'm ready to spill the beans.
First Impressions (and a Few Panic Attacks):
Okay, so Venice is gorgeous, no question. But getting to this place… that’s a journey. Let’s just say I’m eternally grateful for the airport transfer offered. Seriously, navigating the canals with luggage? Hard pass. And speaking of luggage, the elevator at LA.MAR was a lifesaver. My poor back… whew! Accessibility is decent. I saw facilities for disabled guests, and while I didn't need them personally, it's a huge plus. Knowing it's there is comforting.
The Apartment – A Symphony of Comfort and (Possibly) My Sanity:
My room? Oh. My. God. It was… roomy. And clean. Damn clean. The Rooms are sanitized between stays, and boy, could you tell! Air conditioning? Essential. Like, survival-in-July-in-Venice essential. The *air conditioning in public areas was also a godsend, like the lobby. I loved the *blackout curtains*, because, hello jet lag! Also, the *complimentary tea*? Sold! I’m a sucker for a good cuppa. I appreciated the *extra long bed*. The *free Wi-Fi* in the room was also a bonus. There's also Internet access [LAN] if you're old school, but honestly, who uses LAN anymore?
Now, being a bit of a control freak, I appreciated the in-room safe box. And the mirror! Yes, an actual mirror! Because let's be real, selfie game is strong, and you gotta make sure you look presentable before you hit the streets.
The Amenities – So Many Options, So Little Time (and Probably Still No Time For That Body Wrap):
Alright, let’s talk about the dizzying array of stuff they offer. Seriously, the list is LONG.
- Relaxation Station: Okay, so I intended to hit the Fitness center, Gym/fitness, and maybe even the Sauna. I really did. But the Venetian vibes were so strong, I ended up… exploring. The pool with a view looked amazing, but again, time constraints. The Spa, the body scrub, and the body wrap? Nope. My laziness won, but hey, at least it’s there if you’re more disciplined than I am!
- Food Glorious Food: The Restaurants are a highlight. I mostly stuck to the A la carte in restaurant, but I hear the Breakfast [buffet] is epic. The Bar is great for a pre-dinner cocktail. The Coffee shop… well, I'm addicted. Coffee/tea in restaurant? Check! The happy hour? Double check! The Poolside bar looked amazing… I really need to get back and actually use the pool! Being a vegetarian, I appreciated the Vegetarian restaurant and the availability of Alternative meal arrangement.
- Food and Drink: The Bottle of water was a nice touch. And on top of that, they have quite a bit going on food wise. The Desserts in restaurant will have you drooling. The Buffet in restaurant is very inviting.
Cleanliness and Safety – Did I Mention I’m a Germaphobe?
Look, I'm a bit of a germaphobe. Sue me. But I was genuinely impressed. The Anti-viral cleaning products gave me peace of mind. Daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, and staff trained in protocol, plus the hand sanitizer everywhere? Bravo. Staff trained in safety protocol? Thank the heavens! The Cashless payment service was easy-peasy. And the doctor/nurse on call? Awesome.
Services and Conveniences – This Place Has Everything (Almost):
- The concierge was a lifesaver. They helped me navigate the confusing public transportation (don’t ask). I loved the Daily housekeeping – my room always felt fresh and clean. Doorman? Fancy. Dry cleaning, Ironing service, Laundry service? Convenient. But, I did miss the Convenience store for midnight snacks.
Things to Do (and Maybe Actually Do Next Time):
Venice! There's no shortage of things to do. The Concierge can help with all sorts of things.
For the Kids (and Those Who Are Kids at Heart):
I didn’t bring any kids, but the Babysitting service, the Kids facilities, and the Kids meal options make it clear they’re welcome.
The Little Things (That Sometimes Matter the Most):
- The wake-up service actually worked! (Important).
- The reading light was perfect for late-night novel binges.
- The slippers, bathrobes, and the toiletries were appreciated.
- The safe dining setup really stood out, especially post-COVID.
- I love the smile alarms
- They have an exterior corridor
- The CCTV in common areas gave me a feeling of security
The Quirks, The Imperfections (Because Nothing's Perfect):
- The Internet access – LAN is not super useful (IMO).
- I never made it to the Foot bath. Sad face.
- The room service [24-hour], I didn't use, but it's a nice touch.
My Honest Recommendation (and a Plea):
LA.MAR is a winner. The location is great. The rooms are amazing. The service is fantastic. It's a splurge, for sure, but worth every penny. Book it, live it, and tell me all about the pool. And if you go… please, please, please go to the spa for me.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to plan a trip to… Venice! Specifically, from the… (checks notes, squinting) LA.MAR Apartment in Chirignago. Oh boy. Chirignago. That’s… well, we'll get there. Let's get this train wreck of a schedule rolling.
Day 1: Arrival & Mild Panic (Venice, the Actual City, Day 1)
Morning (Sometime around 9 AM, let's be honest): Drag myself, bleary-eyed and clutching my passport like a lifeline, out of the LA.MAR apartment. First impressions? Perfectly nice, but the lack of a coffee maker in an Italian apartment is a crime. (Note to self: Investigate the "bar" across the street immediately). We're talking major jet lag vibes here. And the instructions the landlord sent? Let's just say they involved more hand-waving than a Eurovision performance.
Late Morning (10 AMish, maybe 11, who's counting?): Public transport. Train it is. Let's hope I can manage not to miss the stop.
- Anecdote: Last time I attempted public transport in a foreign city, I ended up in a chicken farm outside of Prague. Let's learn from history, shall we?
- Emotional Reaction: Mild apprehension mixes with a dash of "This is gonna be great!"
Midday (1 PM, Hunger Strikes): Successfully navigate the train and the vaporetto (water bus!) to reach San Marco Square. Holy moly, it's beautiful! And there are approximately a million tourists wrestling selfie sticks. Oh, the humanity. I'm already judging everyone (including myself, obviously).
- Quirky Observation: The pigeons here are bolder than my ex. They’re basically mugging tourists for bread crumbs.
Afternoon (Late afternoon, a desperate need for sustenance): Lunch. Found a tiny, hidden trattoria. Omg, the pasta. The pasta! Carbonara of my dreams. Simple, perfect, and a tiny glass of local vino that tasted like liquid sunshine.
- Doubling Down: This pasta. Seriously. I am not exaggerating. I could have wept with joy. I literally did consider ordering a second plate. But I didn’t. I showed some semblance of self-control. Barely.
Evening (Once the food coma wears off): A leisurely stroll through the backstreets. My God, Venice is stunning. The canals, the bridges…it's like being in a movie. Get (thoroughly lost) and then stumble upon a cute little gelato shop. I order Stracciatella, and it’s the best gelato I have ever had. Seriously, my entire life has led up to this moment.
- More doubling down on gelato: Okay, I know I'm obsessive, but this gelato is life. I need to learn the recipe. I'll buy a gelato-making class. I'll marry a gelato maker. I’ll become a gelato oficer.
- Imperfection: Get lost again and end up in a dead end. Start to panic. Realize that the map is upside down. Correct the map and find my way back to "civilization."
Night (Late): Dinner at a recommended restaurant; it's lovely, but a bit pricey. Realize I forgot to account for the exchange rate and eat a lot fewer courses than I wanted. Try to flag down the waiter that's been avoiding me, but he disappears. Settle the check, and sneak into a nearby bar for a nightcap. Feel exhausted and yet utterly, completely, ridiculously happy.
Day 2: Islands, Art, and (Potentially) More Gelato
Morning (Waking up in La.Mar apartment): Regret not having a coffee machine again. Decide to walk the extra distance for a morning espresso from a nearby cafe. Find one! It’s good! Thank god.
Late Morning (Heading to the Islands): Hop on the vaporetto to Murano (glass-blowing island) and Burano (rainbow houses!).
- Quirky Observation: Apparently, every house in Burano is forced to be a different colour. Probably to stop people from stealing your house, who knows?
- Emotional Reaction: Murano is pretty, but Burano? Burano is whimsical perfection. The pastel houses are like a children's book come to life. I'm going to be very, very broke after buying stuff in the shops.
- Minor Categories: Shop. Buy a bunch of things I don't need but absolutely must have. Spend too much money on a tiny glass figurine of a dog.
Midday (Lunch and more): Simple lunch on Burano. Maybe some seafood? More ice cream.
- Anecdote: Almost get run over by a gondola (seriously, those things are fast). Blame it on the gelato-induced sugar rush and general disorientation.
Afternoon (Venice, The Art): Back to Venice proper. Visit the Peggy Guggenheim Collection (modern art).
- Emotional Reaction: The art itself is fascinating; my emotional state is mixed… it’s confusing…I start to wonder when this trip will end.
- Imperfection: Accidentally touch a sculpture. Get yelled at by a very stern security guard. Apologize profusely. Quickly back away.
- Rambles: This art is intense. So much to think about. Is this art? Is it really? Is it just… a thing? Maybe I'm not sophisticated enough. Probably not. But I do like how they have the audio tour here. I just wish they would explain what the artist was thinking.
Evening (Dinner and a Show?): Try and find a cheap, cheerful restaurant. Dinner and a show on maybe. It’s going to depend on how much money I have left.
Day 3: Departure (And the Aftermath)
Morning (Departure Day Chaos): Wake up, pack (which is always a nightmare), and triple-check that I haven't left anything behind. Panic that I’ve lost my passport. Find the passport. Check out of the apartment. Realise I’ve forgotten to buy a La.Mar apartment gift for the owner, and end up buying her a box of cheap chocolates.
Late Morning (Another Train): Head back to the train station, the same way as before, but this time with the added complication of a suitcase and a mild sense of exhaustion.
- Opinionated Language: This part is always the worst. The final slog. The farewells to the beautiful city.
- Messier Structure: The rest of the day will be getting to the airport, and then…ugh, the plane. I hate flying. But, you know… gotta get home.
Final Thoughts: Venice! Magical, messy, and utterly worth it. I'll be back. And next time, I'm bringing my own damn coffee maker. And maybe a map that doesn't make me look like a complete idiot. And I'm going to eat ALL the gelato.
Okay, that my travel schedule for the time being. Remember, this is a suggestion. Life (and Italian gelato) has a way of changing things. Enjoy the trip!
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Venice Luxury: LA.MAR Apartment Chirignago - Your Dream Stay Awaits! - Or, Well, It Depends... FAQs (with a healthy dose of chaos!)
Okay, spill the beans. Is this place *actually* "Luxury?" I'm picturing gold-plated taps and a butler named Reginald.
Alright, alright, let's dial back the Reginald fantasies. While the apartment *is* genuinely nice, "luxury" is subjective, right? Think more *stylish* and *comfortable* than, say, Buckingham Palace. The taps? Not 24-karat gold, but they *do* shine, and the water pressure is actually kinda decent – which, let me tell you, is a *win* in Italy. The decor? Modern, with a lovely balance of light and space. One thing though? Remember the "luxury" description? It's a bit of a stretch if you're expecting like, a Michelin star chef to pop round and cook for you. But, hey, the local pizza joint delivers, and the view from the balcony is basically priceless. So, yes...and no. It’s good, *very* good, but maybe curb the diamond-encrusted expectations.
Chirignago? Where *is* that, exactly? I’m visualizing myself lost in a Venetian labyrinth. (And maybe that's not so bad...or is it?!)
Chirignago! It’s not smack dab in the middle of the tourist-clogged heart of Venice. This is good, by the way. It’s like, a suburb, a very *livable* suburb, a short bus ride away. Look, the Venice you dream about? The one with the gondolas and the canals and the sheer, utterly romantic, *swoon-worthy* beauty? You *can* get there easily. It’s like, 20 minutes on the bus. Which, admittedly, you'll need to figure that out, especially the first time, when you're running on zero Italian and half a sleep-deprived brain. Finding the bus stop? A tiny, tiny bit of an adventure at first. But! Think of it as a tiny taste of the local flavor. Because, when you are in Venice itself, you'll thank your lucky stars for the peace and quiet back in Chirignago. That's the real luxury, my friends. Or, it was for me, *especially* after the third day of jostling through crowds.
What's the apartment like? Does it have a balcony? (Balconies are crucial for dramatic coffee-sipping!)
Yes! It has a balcony! *Hallelujah*! And yes, it's perfect for dramatic coffee-sipping. I spent more time on that balcony than I care to admit, basically becoming a professional balcony-sitter. The apartment itself is... clean. It’s a good size, with a proper kitchen, which, speaking from experience, is awesome if you want to, you know, *not* eat pasta three times a day. (Though, let's be honest, I still ate pasta three times a day, but at least I had options!). The bed was comfortable – essential after a day of wandering those ridiculous cobblestone streets. Important note: The wifi? It was okay. Not always lightning-fast, but good enough to post those envy-inducing Instagram stories, so you can get through it all.
Okay, so the location is a bit out of the thick of it. Is there anything to *do* around Chirignago itself? I don't want to be stuck in a ghost town.
Okay, let's be real. Chirignago isn't a buzzing metropolis. But it's *charming*. There are local shops, a couple of decent restaurants, the aforementioned pizza joint (which, seriously, *is* good), and a supermarket. It’s a very "real" Italian neighborhood, not just a tourist trap. You’ll get to see how everyday life is actually lived – the laundry hanging out to dry, the neighbors chatting, you know, the whole "la dolce vita" thing, which is charming up until you see a particularly hideous pair of underwear out on display. Plus, a bus ride away is Venice itself. You can have the best of both worlds!
About that bus ride...Is it easy to get to Venice? Do I need a PhD in Venetian Public Transportation?
It's not *hard*. Honestly. The bus stop is nearby. (Ask for clear directions *before* arriving! Don't make the same mistake as me and wander around looking like a lost, mildly panicked tourist for 20 minutes). The buses run regularly. You buy tickets beforehand (get them at a Tabacchi – a shop with a 'T' sign) and validate them on the bus. The only real challenge? The occasional language barrier. Luckily, pointing and smiling are universal languages! Don't be afraid to ask for help. The locals are generally friendly, and someone will usually point you in the right direction. I once got on the wrong bus because I was looking at the pretty buildings and not the numbers, and ended up… somewhere. Somewhere *not* Venice. It wasn't a disaster. It was…character-building. And I eventually found my way, thanks to the kindness of a woman who didn't speak English but still managed to get me back on the *right* bus.
What about cooking? Is the kitchen well-equipped? (I'm a foodie, but I'm also a bit of a klutz.)
The kitchen *is* well-equipped. It has all the basics. Plates, pans, cutlery… the usual suspects. I’m not a chef, more like a culinary dabbler myself. I managed to whip up some simple pasta dishes without burning the place down, so, yeah, you should be fine. Just… don't try anything *too* ambitious. Spaghetti with pesto is a safe and delicious bet. On my last visit, I remember trying to make a simple omelet, and, bless my heart, I somehow managed to set off the smoke alarm. It turned into a full-blown Italian drama, it was *loud*. Eventually, I managed to get it all back under control, but the point is, the kitchen is functional, but you are not Gordon Ramsey.
Is there air conditioning? I melt. Especially in Italy.
Yes! Thank heavens, yes! (Said with feeling!) Air conditioning is present and accounted for, which, trust me, is a lifesaver during the summer months. If you are like me, easily prone to overheating, it is essential. Otherwise, it’ll be sweat city, and you’ll be miserable no matter how gorgeous Venice itself is.
Are there any hidden costs or fees I should be aware of?
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