Colombia's Hidden Gem: Hotel Perlatto Bello Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Hotel Perlatto Bello, Colombia's… well, let's just call it intriguing hidden gem. This isn't your sterile, chain-hotel review. This is the real deal, warts and all, and let me tell you, I’ve got a whole lotta warts to share, starting with… wow, where do I even begin?
(And yes, I know I need to SEO this thing, so get ready for a keyword shower.)
First off, the big enchilada: Accessibility. Now, I need to be upfront: I don't have mobility issues, but I did spend a good chunk of time poking around, pretending to be a, you know, a little less agile. (Forgive the rambling, I’m still caffeinated from the Colombian coffee!) The elevator is a godsend, particularly for those with mobility issues. Facilities for disabled guests are listed (check the official details), but I couldn't say 100% on the room's actual accessibility without personal experience. Still, the elevator and the willingness of the staff to help are promising.
On-site accessible restaurants/lounges: Again, difficult to definitively state, but the main restaurant area seemed fairly open and easy to navigate. See, this is where I wish I had been using a wheelchair, because my observational skills were sharper when I was forced to focus in a certain way.
Right, let’s get to the heart of the matter: Cleanliness and Safety. Honestly, in the current climate, this is gold. The place smells like you’re on a constant episode of "clean freaks". They actually use anti-viral cleaning products (I peeked), and the whole daily disinfection in common areas thing is reassuring. There are hand sanitizers ALL. OVER. THE. PLACE. A bit much, maybe? But hey, I’m not complaining. Staff are trained in safety protocol and generally seem to take it seriously. And this is where I have a tiny confession, I am paranoid about germs. So yes, hotel staff really cleaned the room every day, which for me, was a big plus! Okay, the individually-wrapped food options were borderline obsessive - I felt like I was opening a present for breakfast! But hey, no complaints about the safe dining setup and sanitized tableware.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: This is where things get…interesting. The breakfast [buffet] is a must-try. Seriously. I'm talking Western breakfast meets Asian breakfast – a freaking fusion fiesta! The Coffee/tea in restaurant is a given (it is Colombia, after all!), and the desserts in restaurant are…well, let's just say my willpower went out the window faster than a pigeon on a hot day. I also enjoyed the poolside bar, the poolside bar let me tell you, it was the place to be!
Now, about that pool…
(Deep breath)
It has a pool with view, which is a complete game-changer. Let me paint you a picture: I was there at sunset, this amazing Colombian sunset with oranges and reds and purples, and I'm just floating in the warm water with a cocktail that maybe, possibly, I shouldn't have had three of… and I'm thinking, "Yep. This is it. This is the life." It really was beautiful.
This pool also is wheelchair accessible, a great added thing!
But that’s not the whole story. One afternoon the pool area turned into a little bit of a party. There was some loud music playing, a lot of people having fun, and… well, let's just say I made friends with someone who may have been trying to teach me some salsa moves. Pure chaos. And I loved it.
Swimming pool [outdoor], Spa/sauna are available too. I'm talking about a really nice Spa place just a few minutes away from the hotel.
Things to do, ways to relax: Okay, so the spa is legit. I didn't get the full "body scrub, body wrap, foot bath" treatment (didn't want to be too cliché!), but I did get a massage. My god. Worth. Every. Penny. It’s the kind of massage that turns you into absolute jelly. The fitness center exists (I saw it, I walked past it while pretending to be more active, as the other hotel guests were enjoying the pool) but it's not exactly state-of-the-art. But hey, you're in Colombia. Go explore.
Internet Access: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!. Yay! I actually had pretty solid connection, which is a bonus for remote workers (like me). Also Internet [LAN] available. Now, I’m a blogger, so internet is vital for me.
Services and Conveniences: Cash withdrawal is available which I appreciated. Laundry service and dry cleaning are there, which is a plus, especially for the forgetful travellers. The Concierge was excellent. Super helpful, sorted out a couple of minor issues (the room safe decided it didn't want to work on Day One). Daily housekeeping always a great thing. Food delivery is a plus too!
Alright, let's address the elephant in the room: the imperfections.
Yes, the hotel is not perfect. I had to ask for more towels on a couple of occasions. And I think the TV remote was still on Spanish (which, considering I was in Colombia, is really my issue, not the hotel's!). The rooms are not soundproofed, so expect some noise from partying guests or lively local music. The walls I think are a little thin, so if your neighbor is a snorer… good luck.
Also, I do not know about the smoking area for the smokers.
But here's the thing: it’s got character. It's not a cookie-cutter experience.
Rooms: Clean and well-maintained. My air conditioning worked like a dream. The blackout curtains were a savior for my sleep schedule. The bed was comfy, the shower had good pressure, and hey, the complimentary tea and coffee/tea maker really helped! But most of all, the window that opens and the complimentary bottled water were amazing!
For the kids: I did not travel with any children, and this is not the focus of the hotel, it has babysitting service but is not for the kids.
Getting around: I used the airport transfer, which was reliable and convenient. There's Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site], and taxi service.
The Offer (Finally!)
Okay, so you're thinking, "Is this hotel worth it?"
YES.
If you're looking for a sterile, predictable, boring hotel experience? Look elsewhere.
But if you want to embrace the real Colombia, if you're craving a hidden gem with stunning views, a killer pool, good food, and a whole lot of heart, then Hotel Perlatto Bello Awaits! is your spot.
Book now (and use code "HiddenGem20" for a 10% discount!) Tell them the slightly-caffeinated, salsa-challenged reviewer sent you. You won't regret it. This hidden gem is waiting for you.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this trip to Hotel Perlatto Bello in Colombia is gonna be a ride. Forget perfectly curated Instagram feeds. This is gonna be a messy, glorious train wreck of a vacation… in the best possible way. Here's the "plan," such as it is:
Pre-Trip Panic and Prep (or, How I Got My Travel Anxiety in a Knot)
- Weeks Before: Okay, let's be honest, the pre-trip game is my nemesis. Booking the flight? Easy. Feeling the creeping dread of packing? Full-blown panic attack. I spent a week staring at my suitcase like it was a hostile alien. The mental checklist was endless! Passports? Check. Sunscreen? Hopefully. Bug spray that actually works? Praying to the travel gods for that one.
- The Day Before: I swear, I aged five years. I'm convinced I'm forgetting something crucial. The cat is giving me the stink eye. The bank account is weeping. I reread all the booking confirmations for the millionth time, just to reassure myself that I haven't accidentally booked a room in a sewage treatment plant. (It's happened before, okay?! Don't judge.)
Day 1: Arrival and Initial Bewilderment (a.k.a. "Where's the Wi-Fi?!")
- Morning (Aeropuerto Eldorado, Bogota): Whew. Made it. Barely. The flight was a chaotic symphony of crying babies and questionable airplane food. The airport, though? Absolute chaos. The sheer number of people… and the language barrier! I swear, my Spanish consists of "hola" and "cerveza." And let's not even talk about trying to find the baggage carousel. It was like a jungle gym for suitcases.
- Afternoon (Transfer to Perlatto Bello): The drive was… intense. Let's just say Colombian traffic is not for the faint of heart. I gripped the seat like it was a life raft. The scenery, though? Absolutely stunning. Lush green mountains, vibrant villages… I almost forgot I was convinced I was about to die in a fiery car crash.
- Late Afternoon (Hotel Perlatto Bello - First Impressions): Okay, the hotel. Wow. Picture this: Charming. Rustic. Breathtakingly beautiful. My first impression was, "Dear God, is this real?" It's a hidden gem tucked away in a lush landscape. The staff are already ridiculously welcoming. The room? Simple, but with a view that makes my soul sing. The only problem? The Wi-Fi is… spotty. This, my friends, is a tragedy of modern travel. How am I meant to document my every waking moment of wonder (and panic)?
- Evening: Wandered around the hotel grounds and found the dining room. The food… OH. MY. GOD. I had some kind of arepa with a mysterious sauce. It was perfection. Followed by a massive plate of some kind of Colombian meat dish. Too much food, should have paced myself, nearly fell asleep at the table.
Day 2: Exploring the Local Charm and My Questionable Spanish Skills
- Morning (Coffee Plantation Shenanigans): Coffee. Colombia. Need I say more? Okay, I will. I signed up for a tour of the local coffee plantation. The guide? A whirlwind of energy and passion, speaking a mile a minute in Spanish. My comprehension? "Hola, café, muy bueno?" Still, the scenery was phenomenal. And the coffee? Rich, dark, and utterly divine. (I bought enough to bankrupt me. Seriously.) I even attempted to speak some Spanish, resulting in a conversation that probably sounded like I was possessed.
- Afternoon (Town Exploration – The Case of the Missing Souvenir): After a lovely lunch, I decided to explore the local town. Picturesque doesn't even begin to cover it. Cobblestone streets, colorful buildings, friendly locals. I got very excited about picking up some souvenirs to bring home.
- The Incident: I was so busy ooh-ing and aah-ing at a colorful scarf that I completely forgot to pay attention to my bag. And you guessed it. My bag, wallet and all, was gone! Cue the immediate spiral of panic! But, thankfully, after a frantic search, I found it. Whew!! Lessons learned: Always keep an eye on your stuff.
- Evening (Hotel Bliss and a Confession of sorts): Back at the hotel, I decided to pamper myself. I had an amazing massage. I think I actually floated away for a while. At dinner, I confessed to the waiter (a very handsome waiter, might I add) about the bag incident. He just laughed! He recommended I drink more Aguardiente and told me, "Relax, this is Colombia. You will be just fine."
Day 3: Whitewater Rafting and My Near-Death Experience (But, Like, A Fun One!)
- Morning (Whitewater Rafting - Preparation and Pre-Game Nerves): Today was supposed to be adventure day. Whitewater rafting! I'm gonna be honest, my usual adventures consist of ordering takeout and binge-watching Netflix. So, the thought of plunging into a raging river filled me with a healthy dose of terror. But, after a hearty breakfast, I was feeling brave. The guides were super-chill. The safety briefing was… lengthy.
- Afternoon (The River - Pure Adrenaline): Okay, I lied. The river was terrifying and exhilarating all rolled into one. The rapids were intense. We bounced and crashed through the water. I may or may not have swallowed half the river. I think I screamed the entire time. But, holy moly, it was also incredible. The scenery was breathtaking, the adrenaline was pumping, and I somehow managed to stay upright.
- Late Afternoon (Post-Rafting Exhaustion and a Well-Earned Beer ): The beer never tasted so good. I collapsed on a comfy chair after changing. My muscles ached. I was covered in river water and mud. But I had survived. And I wouldn't trade that experience for anything. Maybe a hot shower. Maybe two!
- Evening (Dining and Thoughts of the Day): Ate another amazing meal. Just sat under a starry sky and enjoyed it. I started thinking deeply, and then my mind started to wander. This trip is a whirlwind of feelings and memories, and I loved it all!
Day 4: Relaxation, Reflections, and the Bitter Sweet Feeling of Departure
- Morning (Poolside Serenity - Finally!): Okay, so the first few days I was go-go-go! Well, not today! Today, it's all about relaxation. I’m relaxing by the pool. Reading a book. Sipping on some kind of tropical fruit juice. This is the life.
- Afternoon (Packing and Realizations): All good things must come to an end. Packing for the flight and thinking back on how much fun I had.
- Evening (Farewell Dinner and Heartfelt Goodbyes): Farewells are the worst, I hate them. But I can't deny how amazing this trip was. I'll cherish the memories I made in Colombia, and I hope to come back someday.
Overall Feelings:
This trip was a mess. It was beautiful, terrifying, hilarious, and utterly unforgettable. I got lost, I embarrassed myself, I almost drowned (figuratively… mostly), and I fell head over heels for Colombia. I wouldn't have had it any other way!
Now, off to plan the next adventure… and maybe, just maybe, pack a little more rationally this time. Wish me luck!
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Hotel Perlatto Bello: Your Colombian Adventure Awaits! (But Seriously, What IS This Place?)
Okay, spill the beans: What *is* Hotel Perlatto Bello, really? Is it a legit hotel or... a vibe?
The photos look gorgeous… is it *really* as beautiful as it seems in those Instagram snaps? My standards are high!
What's the food like? I'm a picky eater. (And I'm also secretly a total foodie).
Are there any hidden costs I should be aware of? I'm on a budget!
Is it safe? I've heard… things.
What kind of activities are available around Perlatto Bello? Boredom is my enemy.
What's the Wi-Fi like? I need to stay connected… sort of…
I have specific dietary needs (vegetarian, vegan, allergies). Will Perlatto Bello accommodate me?
