
Unbelievable Ho Chi Minh City Apartment: Premium 1BR, Fully Furnished!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the Unbelievable Ho Chi Minh City Apartment: Premium 1BR, Fully Furnished! and let me tell you, this review is gonna be less "corporate brochure" and more "drunk-text after a particularly good happy hour."
(First off, I need to be SUPER honest. This thing is… a lot. So I will try my best to navigate all of its wonderful, messy, and sometimes overwhelming facets)
Accessibility: (A Good Start!)
Okay, so the basics. Wheelchair accessibility: Well, I couldn't personally scope it out, but the listing sings about accessible facilities. Good on them. They're also boasting about elevators, which is a big YES in a city like Ho Chi Minh. I’m also assuming the accessibility is as good as advertised. CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property are also a huge plus!
On-site accessible restaurants/lounges: You hope this is true. They probably have ramp access and all that jazz. Let’s assume they're playing by the rules here and tick that box. Fingers crossed!
Internet Access: (Wi-Fi - The Modern Necessity)
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! PRAISE THE WIFI GODS! Honestly, in this day and age, if you don't have killer Wi-Fi, you're basically asking to be banished to the digital dark ages. So, big thumbs up.
- Internet: Okay, so they have it. That's great.
- Internet [LAN]: Alright for those who still prefer to hardwire, like your older brother or a hardcore gamer. I wonder if they still use them.
- Internet services: They are a necessity, right? To make sure everything works.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Again, essential. Because, you know, Instagram. And stalking your ex. (Just kidding… mostly.)
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: (SPA DAY, PLEASE!)
Okay, this is where things get interesting, and potentially overwhelming. Get ready for a deluge of options:
- Body scrub, Body wrap: Fancy! I’m already imagining myself slathered in… something fragrant.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Gotta burn off all the delicious food and cocktails, right?
- Foot bath: Now that sounds like bliss.
- Massage: Yes, please!
- Pool with view, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Essential! I’m picturing myself, cocktail in hand, gazing at the cityscape. Okay, maybe I'm not that cool. Still, a pool is a pool.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: The whole shebang. I’m already thinking "Spa Day!"
- Swimming pool: Again. It’s a pool. Good.
Cleanliness and Safety: (Keeping it Clean, Keeping it Safe!)
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Excellent. You want to feel safe in these times, right?
- Breakfast in room: This is a fantastic start to my day.
- Breakfast takeaway service: Also a great option!
- Cashless payment service: Very modern, very convenient.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Important.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: Peace of mind.
- Hand sanitizer: Necessary.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Clean sheets are EVERYTHING.
- Hygiene certification: Good to know.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Smart.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Makes sense to me.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Excellent.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Okay, that’s good. Some people are paranoid.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Obviously crucial.
- Safe dining setup: Makes sense.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Yes!
- Shared stationery removed: Good.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Important.
- Sterilizing equipment: Good.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: (Food Glorious Food!)
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar: So many options!
- Bottle of water: Free water!
- Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant: Buffet lovers, rejoice!
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: Caffeine fix sorted.
- Desserts in restaurant: Yes, please!
- Happy hour: This is where the real fun starts!
- International cuisine in restaurant: For when you crave something beyond Vietnamese food (which I highly doubt as I am a big fan).
- Poolside bar: Drinks by the pool? Yes, please!
- Restaurants: Okay, there are multiple restaurants.
- Room service [24-hour]: Brilliant. Late-night cravings, sorted.
- Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Loads of choices!
Services and Conveniences: (Making Life Easier!)
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal: Good.
- Concierge: Perfect for getting reservations.
- Contactless check-in/out: Smart.
- Convenience store: Handy.
- Currency exchange: Useful.
- Daily housekeeping: Wonderful.
- Doorman: Adds a touch of class.
- Dry cleaning, Elevator: So many amenities.
- Essential condiments: Who cares?
- Facilities for disabled guests: Excellent.
- Food delivery: Yum.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Okay.
- Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service: Great!
- Luggage storage: Essential.
- Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery: For business travelers.
- On-site event hosting: Nice.
- Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes: Perfect.
- Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace: Good.
- Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: Useful.
For the kids: (Family Fun!)
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Great if you’re traveling with the little ones.
Access: (Security, safety, all that jazz. I love this)
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private]: Great security.
- Couple's room: For romance!
- Exterior corridor: Okay.
- Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour]: Safety.
- Hotel chain: Nice.
- Non-smoking rooms: Good.
- Pets allowed unavailable: Well, that's a shame, but okay.
- Proposal spot: Okay.
- Room decorations: Sweet?
- Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: Yay.
Getting Around: (Easy Peasy!)
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Super convenient.
Available in all rooms: (The Nitty-Gritty)
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: This is a LOT. Everything you could possibly want is available in your room!
Now, the real talk:
Let’s be honest. This place sounds like a dream. It's overwhelming in a good way. Like, "I need a week just to experience everything" kind of overwhelming. The sheer number of amenities is bonkers.
My Takeaway:
So, should you book the Unbelievable Ho Chi Minh City Apartment: Premium 1BR, Fully Furnished!? Absolutely. If you're looking for a luxurious, convenient
Jakarta's Chicest Minimalist 1BR: Bassura City Steal!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is my itinerary, and it’s gonna be as gloriously messy and wonderfully unpredictable as finding a decent cup of coffee in Ho Chi Minh City at 7 AM. We're talking a week in a fancy-pants UNHOME apartment, 1 bed, 1 living room, fully furnished… basically, a chance to pretend I'm living the high life, even if I'm secretly just wearing the same t-shirt three days in a row.
Day 1: Arrival - Chaos and Pho-nomenal First Impressions
- Morning (Err, Later Morning): Landed at Tan Son Nhat International, which, let's be honest, felt like stumbling into an air-conditioned sauna. Immigration? A blur of smiling faces (they looked much more awake than I did) and rubber stamps. Pre-booked airport transfer? Apparently, "pre-booked" translates to "stand around looking bewildered while ignoring the persistent taxi drivers." Finally found my guy, who drove like he was auditioning for a Fast & Furious sequel. Terrifying, exhilarating, and exactly what I needed after that red-eye.
- Afternoon (And then Some): Checked into the UNHOME apartment. Ooh la la. Seriously, this place is swanky. Marble floors, a balcony overlooking… well, something that looks like a crowded beehive, but still! I’m picturing myself sipping cocktails, writing the great Vietnamese novel… yeah, right. More like ordering instant noodles and watching Netflix. After I fumbled around the room like an idiot because I can never figure out new tech.
- Evening: Food! I was starving. Found a place nearby that served Pho. Let’s just say, it was a pho-nomenal experience. The rich broth, the tender beef, the mountains of fresh herbs… I inhaled it like a starving wolf. Then, promptly spilled some down my front. Glamour.
- Late Night: Wandered around the neighbourhood. Everything is alive and vibing, even at this hour. The street food stalls, the motorbikes weaving like a symphony of wasps… it's sensory overload in the best way. Found a tiny bar, drank a beer, and immediately regretted not wearing earplugs. My ears are still ringing.
Day 2: History, Humidity, and Accidental Adventures
- Morning: Decided to embrace the "cultural immersion" thing. First stop: War Remnants Museum. Brutal. Heartbreaking. Important. You can't ignore the history here. Walked out feeling… well, a bit flattened. Needed a pick-me-up.
- Afternoon: After the museum, I needed some air. I tried to find the Reunification Palace and got utterly lost. Ended up wandering down tiny alleyways, dodging scooters, and eventually stumbling into a hidden temple filled with incense and chanting monks. So many smells. So many prayers. So much… peace. A complete accident, but the best unplanned experience of the day.
- Evening: Dinner at a rooftop restaurant. The view was spectacular. The food?… Let's just say the "fusion" cuisine was a little too… fusion-y. The cocktails, however, were delicious. Overcharged for the drinks. Probably my fault. They could see I was a tourist.
- Late Night: Karaoke. Yes, I did. Yes, I was terrible. Yes, I may have ended up on a stranger's motorbike. Nope, don't worry, I made it back to the apartment, and the only real damage incurred was to my dignity.
Day 3: The Market, the Massage, and the Meltdown
- Morning: Ben Thanh Market. Absolute sensory overload. Haggling for everything from silk scarves to fake designer handbags. Felt like a total idiot. Got ripped off for some coffee beans, but the experience was so hectic and loud and smelly (in a good way) that I didn't even care.
- Afternoon: Treated myself to a massage. Oh. My. God. Bliss. The masseuse, bless her, managed to work out knots I didn't even know I had. I think I actually levitated for a few minutes.
- Evening: The "meltdown" was a delayed reaction to the day's sensory overload. I’m not even ashamed to admit it: I sat curled up on the fancy marble floor of my fancy apartment and cried. Travel is exhausting, beautiful, inspiring, and occasionally, utterly overwhelming. Some days you just need to… I don't know, feel the marble. Then, once the tears cleared, I ordered in some Vietnamese comfort food and binge-watched some trash TV.
- Late Night: Finally, some quiet. Just me, the city lights below, and a sense of… okay-ness. Not great, not perfect, but okay.
Day 4: Cu Chi Tunnels - Claustrophobia and Resilience
- Morning: Morning, what's that? I finally got to sleep in! Off to the Cu Chi Tunnels. It was a complete and utter revelation. I was a little anxious about going underground, but I managed to avoid any panic attacks. Crawling through those tunnels was a weird, claustrophobic, but strangely exhilarating experience. The ingenuity of the Vietnamese people!
- Afternoon: After an afternoon of feeling absolutely drained by the heat, humidity, and history, I had a well-deserved nap.
- Evening: Had to get myself into a chill mood, so I took myself out for more Pho. I am in love. I could get used to this.
- Late Night: Enjoyed the apartment. Just me, some music, and the realization that I’m starting to get used to the chaotic rhythm of this city.
Day 5: Art, Coffee, and the Search for Authentic Experiences
- Morning: Visit to the Fine Arts Museum, which… was underwhelming. The art itself was okay, but the whole place felt a bit neglected. Not the artistic high I was hoping for.
- Afternoon: Spent the afternoon wandering the streets, looking for the 'real' experience. Found it in a tiny, hole-in-the-wall coffee shop, run by a woman who looked about a hundred years old, but could make the most incredible coffee. Sat there for hours, watching the world go by, feeling… connected.
- Evening: Decided to try another rooftop bar. This time, I did my research. Picked a place with a more authentic vibe. The views were stunning at sunset, but the cocktails were slightly less extortionate and I felt like I was finally starting to understand the rhythm of Saigon.
- Late Night: Walked along the river, which was stunning. Had the craziest thought: that I could live here. A crazy thought, but it was a good crazy.
Day 6: Day trip, more of a mess than I expected with a few regrets
- Morning: Day trip to a nearby island. Booked what seemed like a relaxing excursion. Should have known better. The boat was crowded, the "beach" was covered in trash, and I got sunburnt.
- Afternoon: Back in Saigon. Decided to just sit in the apartment and eat instant noodles and watch a movie. Regret the day trip. I won't be back.
- Evening: Went to a comedy club. Enjoyed the evening.
- Late Night: Packed. Got rid of old junk that I had bought.
Day 7: Departure - Bittersweet Goodbyes and a Promise to Return
- Morning: Said goodbye to the apartment. Packed my bags. Took one last look at the view. Feeling a mix of sadness at leaving and excitement for what comes next, and honestly, a little bit of relief.
- Afternoon: Airport again. Immigration again. This time, the chaos felt a little less overwhelming, and a little more… familiar.
- Evening: On the plane. Looking out the window. Thinking about pho, the chaos, the smiles, and making plans to come back. This is a city that gets under your skin. And I already miss it.
So, that's it. My chaotic, messy, beautiful week in Ho Chi Minh City. It wasn't perfect. Far from it. But it was real. And it was mine. And, you know what? I can't wait to do it all again. Just… maybe skip the day trip next time.
Penang Paradise: Ocean Views, Home Theatre & Karaoke in YOUR Maritime Suite!
Okay, so, *Unbelievable*... what's so unbelievable about this Ho Chi Minh City apartment, exactly? Don't just give me the ad copy. The *real* deal, please.
So, fully furnished... what exactly does that *mean*? Like, is there a toaster oven? Because that's crucial. Seriously.
What's the deal with the location? District 1 sounds promising, but like, *specifically* where? Street names, please. And the pros and cons.
The "con," and it's a big one, is the noise. Oh, the *noise*! Even in quieter alleys, you're still dealing with the relentless hum of traffic, the incessant horns, and the karaoke that starts at 8 am and goes until the zombies crawl home. I lived in an apartment on a street with a *very* popular karaoke bar. I swear, I could recite the entire Vietnamese pop song catalog by heart. So, location? Awesome for accessibility, a nightmare for light sleepers. The *specific* street depends on the listing, so research your possibilities thoroughly.
Oh, and another big pro I almost forgot: food vendors on every corner. Literally. The kind of food that will change your life. Just... be careful. Sometimes I got sick *despite* my best efforts.
Is there a balcony? Because, you know, fresh air. And Instagrammable moments.
How about the internet? Is it reliable? Because, you know, working remotely is kinda important these days.
What about bugs? Because I *hate* bugs. Like, I have a phobia. Be honest!
Okay, fine. Overall, should I go for this "Unbelievable" apartment? Or should I run screaming?

