One Infinity Residency: Kolkata's Most Luxurious Apartment? (You HAVE to See This!)
One Infinity Residency: Kolkata's Most Luxurious Apartment? (You HAVE to See This!) - Seriously, You Have To? My Unvarnished Take.
Okay, so they say One Infinity Residency is "Kolkata's Most Luxurious Apartment." And hey, I've seen a few fancy hotels. So, armed with my skepticism (and my camera, naturally), I ventured forth. Buckle up, because this review is going to be a rollercoaster ride, not a perfectly manicured marketing brochure. Consider this your SEO-optimized, brutally honest, and hopefully hilarious guide to Kolkata’s supposed jewel.
Accessibility: Smooth Sailing (Mostly) & Some Question Marks
First things first: navigating Kolkata can be a bit of an adventure. But surprisingly, One Infinity Residency mostly gets it right on accessibility. Right off the bat, the elevator meant I wasn't sweating before I even got to my room. They also tout facilities for disabled guests, which is a massive plus. However, I didn't personally utilize everything, so I'm cautious in recommending those services, though, the impression, from what I saw, was positive.
Getting Around (Or Not Getting Around) – A Kolkata Conundrum
This is where it gets real. Airport transfer is essential. Kolkata traffic is a beast. Thankfully, they offer it. Then there's the car park, which is free and on-site (phew!). They even have car power charging station (fancy!). Valet parking is there to rescue you from the chaos, and of course, taxi services which are definitely available. My experience: getting anywhere outside the residency takes serious planning. Seriously.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Paradise (Almost!)
Alright, the food. This is where things get interesting.
Restaurants, Restaurants, Restaurants! They have a whole fleet of them. Restaurants with a la carte menus, International Cuisine and probably Asian Cuisine - The menu boasted a mind-boggling array. I think I saw a vegetarian restaurant listed.
Coffee/tea in restaurant: Ah, the simple pleasures. It's there, praise be.
Snack Bar and Poolside bar - Need to keep that poolside vibe going? Check.
Breakfast [buffet]: A glorious spread! I may have overindulged in the pastries. Okay, I definitely overindulged. I'm still recovering. Breakfast [buffet] wasn't the best, I had high expectations…
24-hour Room service - a godsend for those late-night cravings.
My personal food anecdote: I tried the International Cuisine. It was… well, it was there. The salad was excellent, but the main course felt a little… generic. Perhaps my expectations were too high after the buffet breakfast.
Ways to Relax: Spa Day, Sauna, and Swimming Pools (Oh My!)
This is where One Infinity REALLY shines. Seriously.
Pool with view: Stunning. Absolutely stunning. I spent a significant amount of time simply staring at it. The view is the real deal.
Spa/sauna: The sauna and steamroom were heavenly, like a warm hug after a long day of… well, everything.
Spa: Did I mention the spa? I treated myself to a body scrub, a body wrap, and a massage. It was pure indulgence, I almost fell asleep.
Fitness center: Yes, they have a gym. I intended to use it. I didn't. But it looked well-equipped. I blame the poolside bar.
Foot bath: A nice touch I didn't have time for.
Cleanliness and Safety: A COVID-Conscious Haven
The anti-viral measures were evident. They’ve really stepped up their game.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, and Hygiene certification…they took it seriously.
- Hand sanitizer was everywhere.
- Staff trained in safety protocol was a relief.
But…
- Room sanitization opt-out available - I liked the choice.
- Safe dining setup: I felt safe in the restaurants.
Services and Conveniences: From Basics to Bizarre
Okay, let's run through the list:
- Air conditioning in public area - essential, always.
- Concierge: helpful.
- Doorman: Makes you feel important, even if you're not.
- Elevator: Yes!
- Laundry service: Excellent!
- Room service [24-hour]: A life saver
- Luggage storage: Helpful
The gift shop: It had the usual, but nothing I needed.
They do have cash withdrawal capabilities, which is essential. But then you have things like shirine, seminars, and Xerox/fax in business center, which feels a little extra, but whatever.
For the Kids: Babysitters and Mini-Me's
I don't have kids, but I saw a family-friendly vibe. Babysitting service is available and kids meals and kids facilities.
In-Room Amenities: Where Luxury Meets… Practicality (Mostly)
I'm talking about the heart and soul of every good room:
- Free Wi-Fi - Praise be!
- Air conditioning: You need it.
- Blackout curtains: Very necessary.
- Bathrobes and slippers: The little luxuries.
- Coffee/tea maker: Caffeine is essential!
- Desk and (thankfully) internet access - wireless and internet access - LAN to do all that work!
- Refrigerator: For keeping the water cold.
- Safety/security feature: Everything felt secure, and there's a safe box.
- Private bathroom, separate shower/bathtub.
- Complimentary tea - love that little touch!
- Wake-up service.
- Extra long bed: Perfect for a good night's sleep.
- Mini bar
My emotional reaction: The things that really made this place stand out were the bathrobes, and slippers. The things most hotels get wrong. I love those details!
Things to Do: Beyond the Blissful Bubble
This would depend on your priorities.
- Things to do - They have indoor venue for special events and out door venue for special events.
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property: The safety is obvious.
- Non-smoking rooms.
- Proposal spot.
- Soundproof rooms: A definite plus.
Now, for the Imperfections:
- Minor issue: The Wi-Fi, while free, occasionally sputtered. Nothing major, but worth noting.
- Location, location, location: While the residency itself is an oasis, getting out of it can be a challenge due to Kolkata's traffic. So factor that into your plans.
- A few too many services While this is not necessarily a problem, the hotel can appear too generic, which can make it less personal.
Final Verdict: Is One Infinity Residency Worth It?
Here's my verdict, in a nutshell:
The Good: Luxurious spa, stunning pool, exceptional safety standards, and a generally high level of comfort.
The Not-So-Good: The dining experience could be a little more memorable. Also, getting around Kolkata is a pain.
Overall: Yes, I think One Infinity Residency is worth experiencing. It’s a luxurious escape with excellent service and amenities. It has some flaws, but the good far outweighs the bad.
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Escape to Paradise: Villa Aldrik Puncak - Your Unforgettable Indonesian Getaway
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my attempt at living at the One Infinity Residency in Kolkata. Forget manicured itineraries; this is less "polished brochure" and more "slightly stressed-out travel journal with coffee stains."
The Calcutta Chaos Chronicles: A Diary of Sorts
Day 1: Arrival & the First, Glorious, Exhausting Deluge
Morning: Landing in Kolkata felt like walking into a humid hug from a thousand people. Air thick enough to spread with a butter knife. My flight from… let's not even talk about the connecting flights… was delayed. Classic. I was convinced my luggage was lost forever, probably vacationing in some far flung corner of the world, enjoying a chai latte. Thankfully, it wasn't. My first thought? "Dear god, how am I going to survive here?" I’d booked a car transfer to One Infinity, which, kudos to the driver, because navigating those streets felt like an extreme sport.
Afternoon (or what felt like a year later): Finally, finally, checked into the One Infinity. The lobby is beautiful, mind you, but all I could focus on was the relief. The apartment itself… well, it's got that "new build slightly sterile" vibe. I did the classic, obsessive "check-every-single-drawer-and-cupboard" routine. Found a half-eaten pack of biscuits. Mysterious. Also, amazing. Hunger does things to you. The view, though? Stunning. Overlooking the city. Pretty. I chucked my bags somewhere and immediately collapsed on the ridiculously comfortable bed.
Evening: First real Kolkata meal. My stomach was rumbling. I'd heard whispers of amazing food, but I needed something now. Ordered room service. Chicken Tikka Masala, naan, the works. The delivery guy looked at me like I was deranged. After ravenously consuming that food, I tried to go for a late evening walk with the hopes of seeing the city. Kolkata's monsoon season was making me feel like a soggy rag doll. I retreated back into my apartment, vowing to conquer the city someday.
Day 2: The Breakfast Incident & A Lesson in Traffic
Morning: Ah, the breakfast buffet. A cornucopia of everything AND nothing. I piled my plate with, what I thought was, perfectly innocent looking idli and chutney. Nope. Turns out, my palate is clearly not cut out for the "Spice Route." My entire face went numb. I choked it down as my eyes watered, and I grabbed a croissant and coffee to calm me from the trauma.
Mid-morning: Decided to be brave. Venture out. Goal: a walk to the Victoria Memorial. (I'd seen pictures. It looked majestic.) Mistake #1: Underestimated Kolkata traffic. Holy mother of gridlock! The honking… oh, the honking. It became the soundtrack of my waking hours, a relentless symphony of chaos. I swear I nearly crossed the street at the sight of a cow. Took a taxi. 45 minutes for what Google Maps said was a 15-minute drive. Suffice it to say, I considered the walk back.
Afternoon: The Victoria Memorial itself… exquisite. So grand, so white, so… hot. I mean, seriously, the sun here is brutal. I spent a good hour wandering around, feeling like a history buff. The gardens were lovely too, but the mosquitoes were ravenous. They found me. Then I found my way back to the hotel, exhausted.
Evening: Failed attempt at eating authentic Kolkata street food. I'd heard such good things, but after what happened during breakfast, I wasn't brave enough. I instead ordered online and got takeout. This time, I ordered safely. I was determined to figure this city out, even if it took me the entire trip.
Day 3: A Day of Disasters and Delight
Morning: Laundry day! I attempted to use the in-room washing machine. Disaster. Spilled detergent everywhere. Soaked the bathroom floor. I'm pretty sure I can be banned from the hotel now. Called housekeeping, mortified. The lovely woman who came to clean up barely raised an eyebrow. She probably sees this kind of thing daily.
Afternoon: I felt like a failure but was determined to salvage the day. I had a driver lined up to take me to Mother Teresa's House. This was a must-see, I'd heard so much. The place was serene, heartbreaking, and humbling all at once. Being there, witnessing the lives of the dedicated volunteers, and the quiet dignity of the people they cared for, it was an emotional punch to the gut. I left feeling a whole lot more grateful for what I had. The driver patiently waited, I was in a daze. The experience left a lasting impression.
Evening: A moment of pure, undeniable joy! I managed to summon the courage to order something completely new, and it was delicious. A local Bengali dish recommended by the front desk. I've forgotten the name. It was heavenly. Perhaps, just perhaps, I'm starting to get the hang of this Kolkata thing.
Day 4: The Shopping Expedition & A Sudden Spiritual Awakening (Maybe)
Morning: Armed with a list of recommendations, I hit the New Market. Woah. Overwhelming doesn't even begin to cover it. The noise, the crowds, the smells… it was sensory overload in the best possible way. Haggling for a silk scarf felt like a contact sport. I emerged with a bag overflowing with treasures (and probably a few scams).
Afternoon: I was exploring the city, walking through the streets, and looking at everything. I was starting to get a feel for the place when I suddenly felt overwhelmed with feeling and started crying right on the spot. I then wandered into the biggest Hindu temple, and I saw all the lights and all the incense, and I never felt anything. I had to leave.
Evening: Back at the hotel, I'm trying to make sense of the day, the city, myself. Kolkata is hitting me hard. I'm exhausted, exhilarated, and utterly bewildered. The emotional rollercoaster is real. This city demands something from you, and I'm not sure I'm ready to give it. But, I'm not sure I want to leave either.
And so on…
This is my Kolkata adventure. There are more notes. There will be more stories. There will be more spills. But throughout, remember this travel journey is a glorious, messy, imperfect, and emotionally charged experience. Stay tuned.
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I went. I saw. And now… I’m still processing. It's a LOT.
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For example: I'm told all the apartments have this AMAZING view – but are they really worth the price? We are talking about Kolkata, and the view can be interrupted by another building.
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The Location, Location, Location. Is It Even *Livabal*? Or Just Congestion Central?
That Concierge Service. Do They Actually, Like, *Do* Things? Get Groceries, Walk Your Dog?
The Vibes? Are We Talking Party Central? Or More… Quiet Luxury?
My Biggest Takeaway? What Did You REALLY Think?
