Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Coral Cliff Hotel Palawan Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Coral Cliff Hotel Palawan Awaits! (OMG, Seriously?) - A Review That's Actually Useful (and Way More Honest)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from the Coral Cliff Hotel in Palawan, and let me tell you, I'm still unpacking the emotional baggage. This isn't your polished, PR-approved review. This is the real deal. Think of it as a therapy session, but instead of me, you benefit from my Palawan-induced trauma… er, experience.
First Impressions: That View Though! (And My Questionable Luggage Choice)
Okay, let's be honest, the pictures lie. They always do. Except, in this case? They (mostly) don't. The view? Unbelievable. Jaw-dropping. "I'm-never-leaving-this-cliffside-paradise" kind of amazing. Waking up with the turquoise water practically lapping at your doorstep… pure bliss. (Side note: packing a sequined suitcase for a remote island getaway? Bad idea. Very, very bad.)
Accessibility: Navigating Paradise in a Wheelchair - The Reality Check
This is where things get a little… complicated. Wheelchair accessibility? I'm going to be brutally honest. It's… present, but not perfect. The elevator is a lifesaver, absolutely crucial. But the terrain around the resort? Think uneven paths, a few steep slopes, and the occasional gravel pit (which, trust me, are NOT fun in a wheelchair). They do have facilities for disabled guests, and I saw some ramps and accessible rooms. However, I'd STRONGLY recommend contacting the hotel directly and getting specific details about the accessibility of the rooms, dining areas, and the pool, because this is NOT a completely seamless experience for someone in a wheelchair. I would rate this section with 3 stars.
Cleanliness and Safety: So Much Sanitizer! (And My Slightly OCD Side Loved It)
Look, post-pandemic, safety is EVERYTHING. And Coral Cliff gets it. The anti-viral cleaning products were on overdrive. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Double check. Hand sanitizer everywhere? You betcha. I even saw the staff using professional-grade sanitizing services. My germaphobe tendencies (let's be real, we all have them now) were completely at ease. Staff trained in safety protocol – I saw them in action, and they were serious about it. Cashless payment service? Easy peasy. And the fact the hotel had a high score in Hygiene Certification from a third-party inspection made it feel like the hotel was really doing the best it can, and I appreciated that.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (And My Stomach's Confession)
Okay, this is where I really got into trouble. (Said my stomach.) Let's start with the good:
- Restaurants: Yes, plural! Multiple options for a variety of cuisines, from the freshest of Asian cuisine and International cuisine.
- Breakfast: The breakfast buffet was legendary. I'm talking fluffy omelets, fresh fruit (I lived on mangoes), and every carb imaginable. Western breakfast and Asian breakfast options were both available too.
- Poolside Bar: Crucial for cocktails with a gorgeous view.
- Coffee Shop: Perfect for those wake-up necessities.
- **Room Service *24 hours*: This got me into trouble. Ordering dessert at 2 AM? Don't judge! (And yes, the *desserts in the restaurant* were just as tempting).
- Happy hour - Need I say more?
The downsides? Honestly, I could've used a few more vegetarian options. Although they did accommodate, it was not a specialty.
Things To Do, Ways To Relax: Spa Day? Yes, Please! (And Why the Sauna Almost Killed Me)
The Spa is a must. Seriously. The massage was heavenly. I went for the body scrub and body wrap combo, and I emerged feeling about 10 years younger. The Sauna, on the other hand… that was a near-death experience. I'm not sure what kind of sorcery it used, but it felt like I was sitting directly on the sun. (Disclaimer: I may have slightly overstayed my welcome).
- Pool with view: Absolutely stunning. Swimming in that infinity pool, looking out at the ocean? Pure, unadulterated joy.
- Fitness center/Gym: I'm not going to pretend I used it. I spent most of my time horizontal.
Rooms, Services, and Conveniences: The Little Luxuries (And My Obsession with Blackout Curtains)
Okay, confession time: I am OBSESSED with blackout curtains. And Coral Cliff delivered. Sleep was never so sweet.
- Air conditioning: Needed. Absolutely needed.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: Yes!
- Daily housekeeping: Spotless.
- Minibar: A lifesaver for late-night snacks (shh, don't tell anyone).
- Safe/Security features: I've never felt safer, especially with the amount of smoke detectors.
- Wake-up service: Though I slept through it every single time.
Internet: Is Your Connection Reliable? (Spoiler Alert: It's Enough)
The Free Wi-Fi was a lifesaver. Internet access – wireless and Internet services were reliable enough for some light work and social media. Don't expect to stream Netflix in 4K. But it'll do for checking emails or doing some light work. Internet access – LAN was available.
For the Kids: Is This Place Kid-Friendly? (My Limited Expertise Says…)
I couldn't really test this one myself (I'm decidedly lacking in the offspring department). But from what I saw, it seemed quite family/child-friendly. They had a babysitting service, and there were definitely kids facilities.
Getting Around: The Airport Transfer (That Was Surprisingly Smooth)
The airport transfer was flawless. They were waiting for me, the car was sparkling clean, and the driver was super friendly. Free car park an added bonus.
The "Escape to Paradise" Offer (Because You Deserve It!)
Alright, here's the deal. You need this trip. You've been staring at a screen for way too long. You deserve to soak up the sun, breathe in the fresh air, and experience the magic of Palawan.
My Honest Recommendation:
"Escape to Paradise" Package at Coral Cliff Hotel:
- Includes: a 3-night stay in a stunning ocean-view room, daily breakfast, a 60-minute massage at the spa, airport transfer, and a welcome cocktail.
- Plus: FREE Wi-Fi, access to all resort amenities, and a 10% discount on all spa treatments.
- Book Now and Get: A complimentary bottle of wine upon arrival & A late checkout (subject to availability).
- Why This Deal Is a Steal: You get the whole package. You get the rest and relaxation you have been dreaming about plus some extra treats for your stay.
- Why You'll Love It: This is your chance to escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in paradise. Coral Cliff Hotel offers the perfect blend of luxury, relaxation, and adventure. The views alone? Worth the price of admission.
I need to get away from the chaos, relax and refresh my body and most importantly, I want to soak in the views. What your waiting for?
Book your escape at Coral Cliff Hotel Palawan today! You need this. Trust me.
(P.S. Don't forget the sunscreen. And maybe skip the sauna if you value your life.)
Prague Luxury: 150m² 4BR Duplex - Metro & City Center!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is a Coral Cliff Hotel Palawan experience, unfiltered, unpasteurized, and probably slightly chaotic. Here we go, my attempt at crafting a disasterpiece of a trip plan:
Coral Cliff Chaos: A (Mostly) Scheduled Attempt at Paradise
Day 1: Arrival and the "Holy Shit, This IS Gorgeous" Moment
- 8:00 AM (ish): Wake up, mostly peaceful. Coffee brewing, a slight tremor of excitement. I'm gonna be in Palawan! Then the pre-trip anxiety hits. Did I pack enough sunblock? Did I remember to tell the cat he's on his own with the self-feeder for a week?
- 8:30 AM - 9:30 AM: Grabbing a quick breakfast, the usual stuff: eggs, toast, a mountain of fruit because, hey, tropical vibes. Also, I'm practicing my "relaxed vacation face" in the mirror. It's a work in progress.
- 9:30 AM - 12:00 PM: The arduous journey to the airport. Check-in, dodging the screaming toddlers, security lines that feel like an eternity.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Flight to Palawan. I always get the window seat, even if it means elbowing a stranger to get there. Obligatory air-gazing and dreaming of the turquoise water.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: The flight lands, and the air smells… different. Salty, almost. And then, there it is: the Palawan airport. Small, charming, and a welcome change from the concrete jungles I'm used to. Baggage claim, then a mini-van straight to the Coral Cliff Hotel.
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Hotel check-in. The lobby is breezy, the staff is super friendly, and I'm already feeling the stress melt away. I get my room key, and walk in.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: The "Holy Shit, This IS Gorgeous" moment. Seriously, the view from my room… turquoise sea, lush green cliffs, the whole shebang. My jaw dropped. My inner child did a little dance. I pretty much just stared out the window for a solid hour, letting everything sink in. The jetlag, the travel stress – all gone. Replaced by pure, unadulterated awe. This, my friends, is why we travel.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Unpacking, freshening up, and resisting the urge to immediately jump into the ocean.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Exploring the hotel grounds. I take a walk around the pool, the bar, and the restaurant. I catch a glimpse of the sunset. I'm so happy.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Seafood, of course! I'm trying all the local dishes. The flavors are incredible. I'm already planning my next meal, even though I've barely finished this one.
- 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM: A drink at the hotel bar. I try a local cocktail, which is probably 80% rum. More happy thoughts, and conversation(attempt) with some like-minded travellers.
- 9:00 PM - Bedtime: Sleep: the sweet embrace of exhaustion and tropical bliss. Or at least, attempt to sleep. Probably will be too hyped to sleep.
Day 2: Island Hopping: The Good, the Bad, and the Sea Sickness
- 7:00 AM: Wake up! Yay! Sunlight, birds, everything! But, before I leave my room and breakfast, gotta check my phone to make sure there aren't any major world-ending emergencies to deal with before I can go have fun.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. Gotta fuel up for an island-hopping day! Pancakes, maybe? or the local breakfast, which is pretty much the same as last night's dinner.
- 9:00 AM - 4:00 PM: Island Hopping Adventure! This is the highlight of my trip, and I'm REALLY hoping it's amazing. We're talking caves, lagoons, beaches that look like postcards… I can't wait.
- 9:00 AM: We (me and my new travel buddies) get picked up by a boat, and already, the sheer number of people makes me a bit anxious. I'm not a 'group travel' person.
- 10:00 AM: The first island…wow. The coral is magical. I try to snorkel, but my mask keeps filling with water. I've always wanted to look cool snorkeling, but I just end up sputtering. Okay. Adjust and try again. I am determined to be a snorkelling goddess.
- 11:00 AM: Lunch on a secluded beach: Fresh grilled fish, rice, and all the fixings. Food is incredible; even the sand, seems to have a hint of tastiness. The waves are crashing, and the sun is shining. Perfect.
- 1:00 PM: The "Big Lagoon". The water is crystal clear, and I'm pretty sure I saw a baby shark. Or maybe it was just a shadow. Either way, incredible. I even manage to get a good photo.
- 2:00 PM: Sea Sickness Apocalypse. The boat ride back to the hotel is very very bumpy. Waves are crashing, and I'm green. The travel buddies are trying to keep it together, but I'm pretty sure I am going to lose my lunch.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Back at the hotel, and I'm feeling a little worse for wear. After getting some rest, I try to shake off that sea sickness by going out for a swim. The cool water does the trick. I feel much better.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel's restaurant again. I'm starving! I go all out; I deserve it after that boat ride from hell.
- 8:00 PM: I feel the need to connect with people. Head to the bar, and chat with some other people. I have great talks. and I share some of my stories. And the fact that the group travel is not really my thing.
- Bedtime: Exhausted, happy, and slightly seasick (still).
Day 3: Relaxation & Local Exploration: Chasing Waterfalls and Culinary Adventures
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. I'm feeling much better after the seasickness, and full of energy. Time to be a true tourist.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. I might even try something new.
- 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Rent a scooter (gulp!) and head out to explore the local area. It's my first time on a scooter, and I'm terrified yet thrilled! I'm hoping the roads aren't too crazy, as riding is not my forte. I take it slowly, and I take it easy.
- 11:00 AM: Finding a stunning waterfall. The water is cold, refreshing, and pure. I take some pictures and take notes of all the people enjoying the place.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Find some delicious restaurants. Try to find something that looks good, and taste the local cuisine.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Head back to the hotel to take a dip on the pool. Relax!
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant outside the hotel. Try a new cuisine and have some fun.
- 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Stargazing on the beach (hopefully!) Palawan is known for its clear night skies.
- Bedtime: I want to go to sleep early, but that's unlikely.
Day 4: Departure. Cue the Tears (Maybe).
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast, again, and try to savor every bite, because I'm leaving.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Last-minute packing. Realising I bought way too many souvenirs. Panic!
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Check out of the hotel. A wave of sadness washes over me. I never want to leave.
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Drive to the airport. Last glimpses of the scenery. I take some photos.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Airport, check-in, security.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Flight.
- 2:00 PM: Sad
Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Coral Cliff Hotel Palawan Awaits! (Or Does It?) - FAQs, My Brain Dump Edition
Okay, so... Palawan? Is it actually *that* beautiful? And is this Coral Cliff Hotel legit?
Alright, let's be real. PALAWAN. Holy moly. Yeah, it's beautiful. Stupidly, inconsiderately, postcard-in-your-face gorgeous. Think turquoise water that makes you squint, beaches whiter than a Hollywood smile (and probably just as expensive to maintain), and sunsets that’ll actually make you tear up a little. Don't tell anyone I said that, I'm not that sentimental. But seriously... the sunsets.
As for the Coral Cliff Hotel... that’s the rub, isn’t it? The pictures? Oh, the pictures! Stunning. But the reality… well, that’s where it gets interesting. More on that later. Let's just say my expectations, hyped by Instagram and desperation for a vacation, crashed into reality harder than a newbie snorkeler into a reef. And believe me, I've seen some newbie snorkelers.
The website says "luxury accommodations." What's the deal? Specifically, what's the *actual* deal?
"Luxury." A loaded word, isn't it? At the Coral Cliff? Let’s break it down. The rooms themselves were... *fine*. Clean enough. Aircon that thankfully worked (that's crucial in that humidity!). The bed? Eh. Let’s just say I wouldn’t call it a cloud. More like a slightly lumpy, well-used… something. I spent the first night convinced a rogue pineapple slice from my welcome fruit basket was stuck under my back. (It wasn't. Probably.)
The "views" though… those were legit. If your room actually *had* them. I lucked out and got a balcony overlooking… well, *part* of the ocean. The other part was obscured by some very enthusiastic palm trees that seemed to be aggressively trying to photobomb my every attempt at a selfie with the stunning backdrop. And the luxury? They did have those little shampoos and conditioners, but... meh. They were definitely not the fancy, expensive kind. You know, the ones that smell like you’re bathing in liquid gold? This was more like... supermarket-grade happiness.
Food at the hotel? Is it good? And more importantly, is it *safe*? (Because I've heard horror stories...)
Okay, food. This is where things get… complicated. I'm a big believer in "try everything once," but in Palawan, “try everything once” took on a whole new meaning. Like, a whole new meaning involving my bathroom and a lot of Pepto Bismol.
The hotel restaurant served mostly Filipino food, which is amazing, when done well. Some dishes were brilliant! Fresh seafood that practically leapt off the plate (in a good way). Others? Let's just say I became intimately familiar with the inner workings of their plumbing system. Seriously. My stomach and I developed a very close relationship. Too close. And I will say this: ALWAYS make sure your water bottle's sealed. I won't go into details, but TRUST ME ON THIS.
And the breakfast buffet? Standard. The occasional cockroach sighting (which, again, is pretty standard for tropical places, I guess), but the freshly-made omelets were worth the risk. Sometimes. Other times, well, the omelets and I didn't get along so well.
Tours and Activities: What's the must-do stuff? And are they actually worth the price?
Okay, the tours. THIS is where the magic *really* shines, and the Coral Cliff Hotel is a pretty good launching pad for them. Think: island hopping, snorkeling in places that redefine turquoise, seeing the famous underground river… the works. The prices are, well, tourist prices. They're not cheap, let's be honest. But honestly? WORTH IT.
I did the island hopping. Oh. My. Goodness. The lagoons! The hidden beaches! I saw fish that looked like they were designed by a graphic designer. I also learned I’m not exactly graceful getting into and out of a kayak. Picture a beached whale attempting a graceful dismount. That was me.
The underground river tour is a proper must-do. Go early to beat the crowds (and the heat). It's incredible and humbling. And yes, you'll get a bit of that "Disney ride" feeling, but it's still an absolute must-see, and you can't really blame the tour operators for wanting to make it safe and accessible for lots of people.
Is the staff friendly? Are they helpful? Do they speak English well? (Because communication is key, right?)
The staff? Ah, the staff. Mixed bag, honestly. Most of them were incredibly friendly! Smiling, helpful, doing their best. Some of the front desk staff? A little less so. There were a couple of times I felt like I was interrupting a very important conversation (probably about who snuck the last mango from the kitchen).
English proficiency varied. Some were fluent, some… less so. But even when there was a language barrier, they always tried their best. And that counts for a lot, doesn't it? Especially when you're trying to explain to someone, after a particularly spicy meal, that you need… well, you get the idea.
What's some advice you WISH you'd known before you went? (Give it to me straight).
Okay, here’s the real talk. If I could go back and give myself some pre-trip pep talk (or, more accurately, pre-trip warning), it would be this:
- **Pack a good anti-diarrheal. And maybe some Immodium, just in case.** Seriously. Don't skimp. Trust me on this. Your stomach, and your travel companions, will thank you.
- **Be prepared for island time.** Everything moves S-L-O-W-L-Y. Embrace it. Learn to chill. And if you find yourself getting frustrated, take a deep breath and look at the ocean. Problem solved. (Usually.)
- **Don’t expect perfection.** The Coral Cliff wasn’t flawless. Far from it. But the beauty of Palawan? It made up for the imperfections. A thousand times over.
- **Bring a reusable water bottle.** And REFUSE to drink tap water unless you want a surprise tummy-ache.
- **Overpay for the good sunscreen.** Seriously. The sun is brutal and I got a sunburn I still haven't recovered from.
- **And, most importantly... lower your expectations... just a bit.** Don't expect a flawless, luxury experience. Expect a bit of adventure, a lot of beauty, some moments that might make you question your life choices (mostly food-Low Price Hotel BlogCoral Cliff Hotel Palawan Philippines
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