Escape to Paradise: Unwind at The Westin La Quinta Golf Resort & Spa
Escape to Paradise: My Honest, Messy Take on The Westin La Quinta – Are You Ready to Unwind? (And Maybe Get a Tan?)
Okay, folks. Grab a coffee (or a double, I'm judging you) because we're diving deep into the Westin La Quinta Golf Resort & Spa. Forget the glossy brochures, I'm here to give you the unvarnished truth. And let me tell you, after spending a week there, I've got thoughts. Lots of thoughts. This review is brought to you by a healthy dose of caffeine, a lingering tan, and the faint aroma of overpriced spa treatments. Let's get messy!
First Impressions & Accessibility: More Than Just the Golf Carts
Right off the bat, accessibility. This is huge for me (and should be for everyone). The Westin La Quinta mostly nails it. I mean, elevators? Yes. Ramps? Check. But, and this is a but bigger than my post-buffet belly, some areas could use a little extra TLC. For wheelchairs, navigating around the golf courses (obviously – it's a golf resort!) might be a tad tricky. Inside the hotel, though, things are generally good. The staff, honestly, were fantastic with helping anyone who needed it. Big thumbs up there. They just didn't blink twice when I ordered a double espresso to my room, which I appreciated.
Wheelchair Accessible: Mostly Yay, Some Nay (But the Staff Makes Up For It)
I'm using the term "mostly" because while ramps and elevators are present, navigating the expansive golf course paths in a wheelchair would be… challenging. However, the overall layout is generally supportive, with spacious rooms, accessible bathrooms (praise be!), and easy access to public areas. The real MVP? The staff. They were incredibly accommodating and always ready to lend a hand. This is a BIG win in my book.
Rooms: My Personal Hideaway (and an Ode to Blackout Curtains)
Let's talk rooms. They're… nice. Clean, spacious, and equipped with all the essentials. I'm talking air conditioning that actually works (a godsend in the Andalusian sun), a comfy bed, and a mini-bar that’s actually stocked. Oh, and the blackout curtains? Legendary. I’m a fiend for sleep, and these things delivered darkness like a ninja. You can also opt for a room sanitization opt-out option, a definite plus in the post-pandemic world. Did I mention the free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Essential for binging on Netflix (which I may have done). The availability of a laptop workspace, a desk, and an iron, all are great to have. It’s clear they took the safety of their visitors into consideration (smoke detectors, safety features, etc.).
Internet Access: Speed? Yes, Please!
Free Wi-Fi? In every room? Yes, please! This is a non-negotiable these days, and the Westin La Quinta delivers. I had no problem streaming, video calling, or just generally being a digital nomad from the comfort of my bed. There's also internet [LAN] if you need it the business center has internet services if you need them.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Crisis)
The dining scene is a mixed bag. Let's start with the good: the breakfast buffet is pretty impressive. Omelets made to order, fresh fruit, pastries… it's a dangerous kind of delicious. They offered both Western and Asian breakfast options, which is appreciated. They also have a bunch of restaurants. My recommendation? The a la carte restaurant is also a great choice.
The not-so-good? Sometimes, the service at the restaurants can be a bit… leisurely. Embrace the Spanish relaxed attitude, because you'll need it. Also, the prices are, let's just say, "resort-esque." But the food, overall the food is still worth the wait. And the poolside bar? Essential. Especially during happy hour. (Did I mention the coffee shop? Because I spent a lot of time there.)
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: A Tale of Two Buffets (and a Poolside Mojito)
The restaurants are plentiful, offering everything from international cuisine to Asian fare. Breakfast is a buffet bonanza, with options for every palate (Western, Asian, you name it). The poolside bar is a must-visit, serving up refreshing cocktails and light snacks. And the coffee shop? Let's just say I developed a serious caffeine habit. The only downside? The prices can sting a little. But hey, you're on vacation, right? And the desserts are definitely worth splurging on.
Unwinding: Spa, Sun, and Serious Relaxation
Right, the real reason you're here. The spa. Oh. My. God. Seriously. I'm not usually a spa person, but I went full-on bougie this trip. The massage? Heavenly. The body scrub? Made me feel like a new (and significantly smoother) person. The pool with a view? Instagram gold. They have things like a foot bath, a sauna, a steamroom, and access to the gym, and fitness center too.
Spa/Sauna: Pure Bliss (and Expensive, But Worth It)
The spa facilities are top-notch. The massage therapists work miracles, and the pool area is pure, unadulterated relaxation. The only downside? The prices are, let's just say, "luxury-level." But honestly, after a week of indulging, I felt like a different person. The steam room, the sauna, the pool with a view – it's all worth it.
Things to Do: Beyond the Greens
Okay, okay, it's a golf resort. So, yes, there's golf. Lots of golf. But don't worry non-golfers, there's more. The pools are fantastic. There's a fitness center for those of you who are inclined. They also have a gift shop, a convenience store, and you can book excursions through the concierge. I didn't venture far from the resort, I was much more thrilled staying at the place.
Cleanliness and Safety: They're Trying!
The Westin La Quinta clearly takes cleanliness seriously, especially with the recent events. They have anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and individually wrapped food options. They offer room sanitization, too. The staff are trained in safety protocols. They're also working to keep things safe – I spotted hand sanitizer stations everywhere. But, and this is a small gripe, I sometimes felt the physical distancing wasn’t always adhered to, especially in the more crowded areas. But credit where credit is due – they're trying, and that's what matters.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
The Westin La Quinta offers a slew of services and conveniences that make your stay a breeze. From daily housekeeping and a 24-hour front desk to dry cleaning and laundry services, they've thought of everything (except maybe a self-folding laundry service… I'm still waiting for that). The doorman opens the door and you can take the elevator to get to the rooms. There's also a concierge service that's super helpful with booking tours, making restaurant reservations, and providing local recommendations. They have a cash withdrawal machine on site – a lifesaver. They also have a car park, car power charging station, airport transfer, taxi services, and valet parking.
For the Kids: Babysitters, Kids' Meals, and Fun!
While I didn't travel with any little ones, I noticed plenty of families enjoying themselves. The Westin La Quinta has kids facilities and babysitting services.
Getting Around: No Problem (Unless You Want to Walk Far)
Getting around the resort is a breeze, especially if you don't mind calling for valet parking. Car park is free of charge.
In Conclusion: Should You Escape to Paradise?
Yes. Absolutely, yes. Despite a few minor hiccups, The Westin La Quinta Golf Resort & Spa is a fantastic place to unwind. If you want absolute perfection, you might find a few minor flaws. However, if you're looking for a relaxing getaway with great amenities, gorgeous surroundings, and friendly staff, book it. Just be prepared to embrace the relaxed pace and maybe splurge on a massage (or two). And definitely pack your sunscreen. You'll need it.
My Quirky Observation: The number of people wearing golf attire who weren't actually playing golf was… interesting. Apparently, it's the resort's unofficial uniform.
My Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars. (Minus half a star because the Spanish mañana approach can test your patience sometimes.)
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to wade headfirst into the glorious, slightly-chaotic mess that is a vacation. This isn't your perfectly-curated Instagram itinerary – this is the real deal, Westin La Quinta, Marbella, warts and all (and trust me, there are always warts).
The Great Benahavis Blitz: A Messy Marbella Meltdown (or Maybe Just a Lovely Getaway?)
Day 1: Arrival & Mild Panic (Plus, the Glorious Smell of Clean Towels)
- 1:00 PM: Arrived at Málaga Airport (AGP). Wow. So many people. I swear, a sea of humanity just swallowed me whole. Finding the pre-booked transfer… well, let's just say my Spanish is about as good as my golf swing (i.e., non-existent). After some frantic hand-waving and repeating "Westin La Quinta?" with the desperation of a castaway, we finally emerged victorious. The driver? Super chill, thankfully. My stress levels? Still hovering around 'moderate'.
- 3:00 PM: Check-in at The Westin. First impressions: stunning. The lobby could double as a location for a Bond film (minus the explosions, hopefully). The staff are unbelievably polite, bordering on disconcertingly so. Am I underdressed? Probably. Do I care? Not really.
- 3:30 PM: Room reveal! It's a lovely room, honestly. Big balcony, killer view of the golf course (which I will not be playing). The absolute BEST part? The smell. The smell of fresh, fluffy white towels… It's a small thing, but it instantly washes away the travel anxieties. Seriously, hotels should bottle that scent and sell it. I'd buy a gallon.
- 4:00 PM: Mild unpacking and balcony chilling. My partner, bless her heart, is already plotting out our "beach read" session. Me? I’m battling jet lag and trying to calculate how many hours of sleep I’ve lost in the last 24.
- 6:00 PM: Attempted a walk around the resort. Failed. Got lost. Found a slightly sad-looking pool bar and ordered a very large glass of rosé. The views are still phenomenal, even if I'm directionally challenged.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner at Alcaria restaurant. I ordered something fancy-sounding – a sea bass dish. It was… fine. Definitely not the best sea bass of my life, but the sunset views were worth the price of admission. Plus, the waiter was ridiculously charming. Makes up for the fish, almost.
- 9:00 PM: Absolutely crashed in bed. Already dreaming of that towel smell again.
Day 2: Golf Course Glances & Tapas Trials
- 8:00 AM: Woke up. Still tired. Coffee is mandatory. Found a coffee machine in the room, but… the instructions were in multiple languages, except English. Cue mild panic part two. Eventually managed to get a lukewarm, slightly disappointing cup. Sigh.
- 9:00 AM: Walked through the golf course. (See? I took a step in the right direction.) It's actually pretty impressive. I spotted a couple of golfers who looked like they knew what they were doing. Me? I'd probably end up hitting the cart.
- 11:00 AM: Pool time! Finally. The sun is glorious, the water is refreshing, and I think I could happily waste away the entire day here. Except for the fact that I have a serious, serious fear of getting sunburned. Applying sunscreen every 15 minutes is… a process.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at the pool bar. Ordered a club sandwich that was massive. I could barely make a dent and had to concede. The pool bar itself? Really loud. I'm not sure I can hear myself think.
- 3:00 PM: Drove to Benahavis village. Wow. Beautiful. Cobblestone streets, white-washed buildings. Super, super charming. We got a little lost in the maze of tiny streets, which lead to some bickering. ("It's to the left, dammit!")
- 4:00 PM: Tapas tour. Amazing. We tried a bunch of different places and the food was really excellent. Loved the jamón, hated the olives (still not a fan).
- 6:00 PM: More rosé while people-watching in the square. The sheer amount of people! It’s packed shoulder to shoulder, but still nice.
- 8:00 PM: The best meal of the trip so far. We found a small restaurant in Benahavis village and it was an experience. The food was perfect, and the atmosphere was warm and cozy. We almost got into a fight with some other British people over who got to sit at a table.
- 10:00 PM: Back at the hotel, attempting to watch TV. The channel selection is… interesting. I don't think a single channel is in English. I feel like I'm back in the dark ages.
Day 3: Spa Bliss & Unexpected Melodrama
- 9:00 AM: Spa day! The Serenity Spa lived up to its name. I feel like I've returned from the dead after the massage. My shoulders have definitely never felt this relaxed.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the spa. Another club sandwich. I really need to branch out.
- 2:00 PM: Pool time again. Same as yesterday. It’s honestly getting boring.
- 4:00 PM: Packed a bag and made our way off the property. A very nice hike in the hills. I took a LOT of photos.
- 6:00 PM: Disaster. We were supposed to go to a wine-tasting. But it was cancelled. Cue disappointment, and a slightly tense conversation about whose fault it might be. (I suspect it was mine, but I'm not admitting it.)
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel. (Where else?) It’s a big buffet. The food is ok… I’m not really feeling that hungry, after the disappointment.
- 9:00 PM: We go for a walk to try and cheer up. Found a quiet spot to watch the sunset. Finally, some peace… and a bit of romanticism.
Day 4: Farewell Feels & Airport Antics
- 8:00 AM: Last breakfast. Slowly savouring the last of the coffee and trying to mentally prepare for the return to reality.
- 9:00 AM: Final swim. I’ve actually started to like the pool.
- 11:00 AM: Check out. The goodbyes to the nice staff were actually semi-agonizing.
- 12:00 PM: Taxi to the airport. Everything went relatively smoothly, until we hit the security lines at the airport. Holy mother of God. I swear, the lines snaked around twice. People were stressed, kids were crying, and the whole situation was a simmering cauldron of chaos. I definitely cut in the fast track line, because I just couldn’t handle it.
- 2:00 PM: Finally through security, we sit, nursing a drink, waiting for the flight.
- 4:00 PM: Took off. Goodbye Spain!
- 7:00 PM: Landed back home. The end.
- 8:00 PM: That was a whirlwind. I need a vacation from my vacation.
- 9:00 PM: I’m already planning the next trip!
Things I Learned:
- I can survive on club sandwiches.
- Sunscreen is your best friend.
- The best experiences are often the ones that go wrong.
- Clean towel smell = pure happiness.
- I’ll be back.
So, there you have it. A messy, honest, and hopefully entertaining glimpse into my Westin La Quinta adventure. It wasn't perfect, but it was mine. And that, my friends, is what truly matters. Until next time, Spain! (Probably next year.)
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Q: How do I even *get* to this 'Escape to Paradise' business at the Westin La Quinta? Is it as glamorous as it sounds?
Alright, so, La Quinta… It's in the desert, right? Think palm trees, sunshine, and a whole lotta nothing else… which, let's be honest, is kind of the *point*. Getting there is a bit of a choose-your-own-adventure. You can fly into Palm Springs (PSP) – which is, like, the *closest* airport if you’re coming from, say, Vegas. Makes the whole trip a little easier, even if my flight had a delay that made me nearly combust with frustration. The drive from PSP is a breeze. Or, if you're coming from LA, you can brave the 10 freeway. Pro tip: Avoid rush hour. Seriously. You'll end up spending your vacation time staring at brake lights and developing road rage. My personal record is 6 hours... don’t break it.
And glamorous...? Ehhhhh. It *can* be. Depends on your definition. Walking into the lobby, there's certainly a sense of… well, *something*. Big windows, a vaguely Spanish-y vibe. Think comfortable, rather than ridiculously opulent. (Although, honestly, if you *are* ridiculously opulent, I'm sure you'll find plenty of ways to be so there.)
Q: Okay, I'm in. What's the *real* vibe? Is it just for retirees who love golf?
Okay, let's get the elephant outta the room: Yes, there are golfers. A lot of them. And, yes, some of them might be of the, uh, *seasoned* variety. But it isn’t just a retirement village. I saw families, rowdy groups of friends, couples on romantic getaways… even a lone traveler (hi, me!) just trying to escape the madness. Honestly, it's a pretty diverse crowd. I'd say it's more of a chill, relaxed vibe. Like everyone's secretly pretending they're on vacation, *even if* they're actually working remotely and just *look* like they're lounging by the pool. Hey, no judgment. That's me 90% of the time. You can find places for a quiet read.
The important thing is the overall feeling. It’s about slowing down. Taking a breath. Remembering what the sky looks like without a million notifications buzzing at you. And, trust me, that's something *everyone* can use, no matter their age.
Q: The Westin claims to have amazing pools. Is that just marketing fluff? (Because let's be real, some hotel pools are glorified bird baths.)
Okay, now we're talking. The pools. The pools are… pretty darn good. Not bird-bath-y at all. They’ve got a main pool that's huge and sprawling, perfect for, you know, swimming and people-watching (which is a legitimate hobby). Then there's a smaller, quieter pool – I practically lived in that one. And the jacuzzi... oh, the jacuzzi. I spent a solid three hours in that thing. And, look, I'll be honest, I might have fallen asleep in the jacuzzi a few times. Don't judge! It's the ultimate relaxation zone.
So, is it all marketing fluff? Nah. The pools are a highlight. Bring a good book, some sunscreen, and a healthy dose of 'I've got zero responsibilities right now' attitude. You won't regret it, unless you're like me and accidentally leave your favorite sunglasses there.
Q: What about the Spa? Is the Heavenly Spa worth the hype?
Oh, yes, the spa. The Heavenly Spa. Let me tell you. I booked a massage. The therapist had the touch of an angel. Seriously. I floated out of there, all zen. The only downside? The price tag. These things are rarely cheap, but they're also an amazing way to unwind after a day of doing absolutely nothing. Or maybe just to get away from the kids. You're allowed to do that. Just book the treatment, and then get out and enjoy! The spa is beautifully decorated and offers a full menu of treatments. It's definitely a highlight of the property. The locker room is the best part - you can grab some tea, and have the best experience.
Q: Food! What's the food situation like? Do I need to pack PB&Js for survival?
Okay, food. Not a PB&J necessity. Phew. There's actually a pretty decent range of options. There's a casual restaurant by the pool – perfect for lunch and those post-swim cravings for a burger and fries. I might have eaten those fries far too many times. No regrets. There's a more upscale restaurant for dinner - I had a ridiculously delicious steak there one night. And of course, room service, because, well, vacation. (And sometimes you just don't want to put on real pants, am I right?)
The food isn't necessarily *mind-blowing* Michelin-star-level stuff, but it's good. And it's convenient. And, let's be honest, after a day of lounging by the pool, anything tastes amazing.
Q: Okay, this is all sounding pretty good so far. Anything I *shouldn't* do? Any big mistakes to avoid?
Alright, listen up. Here are a few things I *highly* recommend you avoid. Firstly, don't overpack. Seriously. You're gonna be wearing a swimsuit and cover-up most of the time. My closet at home is filled with clothes I don’t need - pack lightly. Second, don't try to cram in too much. This is a place to relax. Don't feel like you have to run around doing a million things. Pick a pool, order a cocktail, and just… *be*. Finally, and this is probably the most important: don’t be afraid to *do nothing*. Seriously. That's *the point*. Let the world melt away. Embrace the laziness. That's where the real magic happens.
Q: And the final question: Is it worth the price? Is this 'Escape to Paradise' actually an escape?
Worth the price... Okay, look, it ain't cheap. It's a Westin. You're paying for a certain level of comfort and service. But… yes, I think it's worth it. If you're looking for a true escape, a place to recharge your batteries, to actually *unwind* without having to plan everyEscape To Inns
