Lanzhou University Town's BEST Hotel? Starway Hotel's SHOCKING Secret!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Lanzhou University Town's BEST Hotel? Well, Starway Hotel's SHOCKING Secret! – and honey, it's going to be a wild ride. Forget your pristine brochures and sterile hotel reviews. This is raw, real, and hopefully, a little bit helpful.
First… The Premise: Lanzhou, The Secret, and Why This Even Matters
Lanzhou isn't exactly on everyone's travel radar. It's a city of dust, noodles, and… well, it's not Paris. But that's exactly why I was there. I wanted something different. And honestly, the need for a decent hotel kind of hits you hard when you’re staring down a travel itinerary that includes a few remote deserts. So, Starway Hotel… the "BEST" in this town? Big claims. Let’s see if they were right.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag… Literally.
Okay, so, accessibility. I’m not disabled, but I always look for places that try. The elevator? Check. Ramps? Probably. BUT, and this is a HUGE but, the signage… well, let's just say it's not exactly Braille-ready. And the hallways? A tad cramped for serious wheelchair maneuvering. So, accessible… with caveats. Double-check those specifics if accessibility is a must.
The Restaurants & Lounges: Noodles, Noodles Everywhere… And Sometimes, More!
Alright, the food situation. Lanzhou's famous for… you guessed it… hand-pulled noodles. And Starway's restaurants are definitely on board with that. The Asian cuisine options were plentiful (mostly variations on the noodle theme, I’m not gonna lie). Western options? Well, let's just say the "Western breakfast" was a slightly sad affair of questionable eggs and… more noodles. But hey, the coffee shop was decent, and the staff were so friendly. They really made up for a few things, like that time I ordered the “salad” and it was mostly giant lettuce and a single, lonely tomato I mean, the staff was the best, always smiling and helpful despite the language barrier. They're like the shining star in this hotel.
Internet, Glorious Internet (and the Dreaded LAN…)
Free Wi-Fi? Yes, in all rooms, and a semi-reliable Wi-Fi in the public areas. BUT… I did see an Ethernet jack in the room (Internet [LAN] listed above!). Honestly, the thought of trying to figure that out after a long flight felt like a personal hell, but good thing I had Wi-Fi, the internet, I used it. That said, the connectivity was… intermittent. Sometimes it was screaming fast; other times, I was back to carrier pigeons. Let’s just say, pack your patience.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Sanitization Gauntlet
Listen, this is a post-pandemic world, and I'm a germaphobe at heart. Good news: Starway takes this seriously. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Daily disinfection. Rooms sanitized between stays (allegedly). Even individually-wrapped food options for the faint of heart. (I'm one of them. Give me all the sanitization!) I felt pretty secure, and the staff were definitely trained in safety protocols.
The "Things To Do" & Ways to Relax… Or Maybe Not…
Okay, now we’re getting into the… interesting stuff. A pool with a view? Technically, yes, but the pool looked… tiny. Spa? Sauna? Fitness center? Check, check, check. But, and this is a big BUT… honestly, I didn’t try any of it. I was too busy exploring Lanzhou itself, which doesn't have a lot of spa/sauna opportunities, so this is your luxury if you want it.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Noodle-Centric Universe
We’ve already covered the food basics: Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, but the bar and the restaurant made it a little more palatable. There's also a snack bar for, well, snacks. And honestly, if you need a coffee/tea in the restaurant, you're in luck: they have that too. Food delivery available, but I didn’t use it. However, a poolside bar could have been heaven, but alas…
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Concierge? Yes. Dry cleaning? Yes. Laundry service? You betcha. They even have facilities for disabled guests (even though the accessibility isn't perfect). They also have a little gift shop for anyone who needs a souvenir, and if you need somewhere to have a business meeting, you can use the meeting/banquet facilities to have one, as well as the business facilities to run it. They have a few other things, like: currency exchange, daily housekeeping, food delivery, luggage storage, safe deposit boxes, and taxi service. However, I didn’t use most of these, but still, they were good to know.
Available in All Rooms: The Bare Necessities (and a Few Extras)
Air conditioning? Yep. Free Wi-Fi? Ding ding ding! Coffee/tea maker? Yup. Extra long bed? They might even have one of these! Mirror, non-smoking, private bathroom, satellite/cable channels, a reading light, a safe box, a sofa, and a telephone. I think you get the idea. Everything you'd expect, mostly. The room? Fine. Clean. Functional. And that's about it.
So, What's the SHOCKING Secret?
Honestly? It's not some hidden dungeon or a secret underground lab. It's more… the honest reality of Lanzhou. Starway Hotel isn't a five-star luxury palace. But, for Lanzhou, it’s… pretty darn good. It's clean, the staff are lovely, the internet mostly works, and you have a bed to sleep in. It does everything. That’s the secret.
My Honest-To-Goodness Experience: A Rambling Recap
Okay, I'm going to be brutally honest. My first impression was… meh. But the staff, those smiling faces, really won me over. They helped me navigate the city, they found me amazing noodles, and they went above and beyond the call of duty. The fact that they spoke enough English to help me get around while I spoke almost no Mandarin… amazing. The room was comfortable enough. The location was decent. Everything was alright. But honestly, the experience was the staff.
The Quirks that Made Me Laugh (and maybe roll my eyes)
- The breakfast buffet: A curious blend of East and West, with a notable emphasis on noodles (surprise!)
- The slightly confusing signage.
- The occasional Wi-Fi outage at the most inconvenient times (like when I was trying to book a train).
Final Verdict: Should You Book Starway Hotel?
Here’s the deal: If you’re looking for a luxurious resort experience, look elsewhere. If you're looking for a reliable, comfortable, and clean basecamp in Lanzhou, with genuinely friendly service, then yes. Absolutely. Book it. Just be prepared to adjust your expectations a little – and embrace the noodle life.
The "SHOCKING Secret" wasn't a scandal. It was the unexpected warmth of the staff and the overall “good enough” experience. It's a pretty good hotel. Book it. You may be surprised.
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Jaw-Dropping Carnelian Tower Views: Johor Bahru's Hidden Gem!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, Instagram-filtered "perfect itinerary." This is the unfiltered, slightly-caffeinated, probably-lost-my-phone-at-some-point REAL deal: A Lanzhou adventure based out of the Starway Hotel in New District University Town. Prepare for chaos, questionable food choices, and a whole lot of "Well, that was… something."
Lanzhou, China – A Cluster of Days (and Existential Dread)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Wall… of Hunger
Morning (ish): Landed in Lanzhou. The airport… well, it's an airport. Standard. Finding a taxi? A wrestling match in disguise. The driver, bless his cotton socks, didn’t speak a word of English, and I, in my infinite wisdom, hadn’t downloaded a decent offline translator. We communicated via increasingly frantic hand gestures and the universal language of desperate pointing. Eventually, we made it to the Starway Hotel. It’s… functional. Clean enough, I guess. The view from my window? Mostly other buildings. The existential dread is slowly creeping in to my heart…
Afternoon: The first order of business: food. Because, frankly, I was starving. Wandered around the hotel (and the surrounding area for 10 minutes before i got the courage to venture forth), and stumbled upon what looked like a noodle shop. The sign, of course, was entirely in Mandarin. I pointed at some photos, mumbled “Ni hao,” and prayed to the gods of easy digestion. I got something… orange. Spicy. And probably delicious. It was gone in about 30 seconds. Food coma setting in.
Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Attempting to see the “Lanzhou section of the Great Wall?” Yeah, about that. Turns out, it's further than I thought. And taxis in this part of town are rarer than honest politicians. After an hour of wandering and getting increasingly lost, I gave up. My feet hurt, the sun was setting, and my stomach was grumbling. Gave up on visiting that attraction.
Evening: Back at the hotel. Wondering if I can order some food to the room… or if the entire concept of room service has been lost in translation. Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and desperately trying to remember Mandarin phrases (which I'm failing at). Overall, a slightly chaotic but memorable start.
Day 2: The Yellow River, and the Existential Dread Returns!
Morning: Breakfast at the hotel? Bland, but filling. Needed fuel for… whatever today held. Decided to conquer the the Yellow River area today.
Afternoon: The Yellow River! It's, well, yellow. I took a boat ride (which was surprisingly cheap and not at all rickety – a pleasant surprise). The scenery was… dramatic. Mountains, bridges, and a whole lot of river. I got mesmerized for a tiny eternity. I started to get lost in my thoughts, and the deep question of what am i doing here?
Late Afternoon: I walked around, I walked by the bridges, I admired the scenery, and got lost again. Found a local teahouse. The tea was strong, the atmosphere was peaceful, and I felt a flicker of… contentment? Maybe this Lanzhou thing wasn't going to be a complete disaster after all.
Evening: Dinner at a random restaurant. This time, I learned my lesson. I pointed at EVERYTHING. The waiter just laughed and brought me whatever came out of the kitchen. Surprisingly, it was fantastic. I finished the meal with a smile, and returned to my hotel, the existential dread just lightly tickling my heart.
Day 3: The Sweet Memories
Morning: Woke up with the sun beaming through my window.
Afternoon: So… I have been here for a while and I am not sure what to do. Going to go look for a bakery to eat. (I found five of them)
Late Afternoon: I was able to go out and visit a museum. I was able to see things that i had never thought of before. I felt like i was living in a movie.
Evening: Food was great. I had a great time. And i am going to sleep to wake up and do all of this again!
Day 4: Departure (and the lingering scent of noodles)
Morning: Last breakfast in Lanzhou. It's become a culinary tradition. The "orange stuff" from the first day? I miss that.
Afternoon: Taxi back to the airport. This time, the driver and I have a silent understanding, a shared language of tired smiles and the unspoken prayer that we arrive on time.
Departure: Looking back at the hotel, I am reminded of the memories that I have made. From the food, to the people, and the general atmosphere.
Final Thoughts (or: Things I Learned the Hard Way):
- Learn some Mandarin: Seriously. Even basic phrases make a world of difference.
- Embrace the chaos: Things won't go according to plan. That’s part of the fun (eventually).
- Trust your gut (and your stomach): Try the street food. You might find something amazing.
- Get lost: You'll see things you wouldn't have otherwise.
- Pack comfortable shoes: Your feet will thank you.
- Be open to experiencing what is offered: You can find a restaurant anywhere, but you can only make a memory once.
Lanzhou. It was messy, challenging, and utterly unforgettable. Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I plan it better next time? Probably not. Because where’s the fun in that?
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Starway Hotel Lanzhou University Town: The Secret They DON'T Want You To Know (and Maybe I Regret Knowing!) - A Totally Unofficial FAQ
Okay, buckle up buttercups. This ain't your glossy travel brochure. We're diving deep, warts and all, into the Starway Hotel near Lanzhou University Town. Get ready, because this is probably more entertaining (and potentially more traumatizing) than the actual stay I had there. Let's go... *shudders*
Q: Is the Starway Hotel in Lanzhou University Town…you know…*good*?
Good? That's a loaded question, friend. It depends on your definition of "good." If "good" means "clean," "convenient," and possibly "haunted by the lingering aroma of instant noodles and something vaguely resembling disinfectant," then *maybe*. Look, I've stayed in worse (and by "worse," I mean a bus station bathroom in Ulaanbaatar), but "good" isn't the word that immediately springs to mind. Let's say it's… an experience. A *memory*. One I’ll therapy about someday. Probably. Specifically the air conditioning...
Q: What's this "shocking secret" you keep mentioning? Spill the tea!
Alright, alright, fine. It's not a state secret, but it *felt* like one when I discovered it. Okay, so picture this: It was late. I was exhausted from that epic hike up the Lanzhou mountains, probably fueled by too much instant coffee (a pre-Starway survival skill, incidentally). The air con was blasting (and mostly doing nothing. I SWEAR it was just recirculating the air of the room, as if it was saying "YOU WANT COLD AIR? HOW ABOUT A RARE WHIFF OF STALE COLD AIR TO SATISFY YOU!")
Anyway I was reaching for the remote to turn the thing off, when the ceiling began to *groan*... like, literally. After a moment of bewildered terror, during which I was convinced a giant cockroach was about to descend upon me (plausibly I was very tired), I looked up. And then I saw the access panel. It was slightly ajar. And emanating from it was... *a sound*. The rhythmic whirrrrrrr... and then the slow, almost melancholic CLUNK of the AC unit. It was like, a ghost machine, endlessly toiling away in the dark. I felt... *vulnerable*. Like I was sharing the room with some lonely mechanical entity. It was the lonliest kind of experience. And a little bit, *creepy*. The secret? Beyond the flimsy walls, the dubious cleanliness, beyond the questionable bedspreads, the real shocking secret was that I could HEAR the darn thing even when it was turned off!! That’s the shocking secret! You can hear your neighbor's AC AND the one in the ceiling, both humming. You're never truly alone with your suffering!
Q: The food situation? Is it edible? Within a reasonable radius?
Okay, listen. The hotel's "restaurant" (and I use that term *very* loosely) is… well, let's just say it's a testament to human resilience. The breakfast buffet looked like it hadn't seen daylight since the Clinton administration. The coffee? Instant, and tasted vaguely of despair. My advice? Avoid. Run, don't walk, to the street food outside. There are some amazing noodle stalls in the area. Fuel up on those. You'll need it. You know, to cope. And maybe to have energy to run away after you discover the air-conditioner-ghost in your room. Speaking of which…
Q: What about the rooms? How clean were they really?
Clean? *Deep sigh*. Again, it depends on your standards. I'm not a germaphobe, but let's say I did a thorough wipe-down of everything I could touch before I settled in. The bedsheets *looked* clean, but I'm pretty sure they were the same ones from the last guest, who maybe, *maybe* left a little something extra behind. Not on purpose, presumably. You know. I could not stop picturing the things that were in the room before. But! the bathroom... the bathroom was actually okayish. It had hot water. And a toilet that (mostly) flushed. Silver linings, people, silver linings!
Q: Any positives? ANYTHING?
Okay, okay, let me think... The location *is* convenient for the university. If you're visiting the university, and you don't mind the potential for minor psychological trauma, then it's a decent base. The staff were… polite, in that vaguely bewildered kind of way I've come to associate with budget hotels. And hey, it's cheap. Really cheap. My wallet was very happy. My *soul*? Maybe less so. Also, I can now truthfully say I survived a stay at the Starway Hotel. That's a positive, right? It is! And I lived to tell the tale. Maybe.
Q: Would you stay there again?
… Let me put it this way: If my options were the Starway Hotel or sleeping in a ditch, I'd be digging that ditch. However, if someone *paid* me to stay there… well, then we'd have to discuss the details. But seriously, I'd probably choose “somewhere else” and that's all there is to it, you know? Unless I’m feeling particularly adventurous and wanting to face my air-con-induced demons again. Not likely.
Q: One last piece of advice?
Bring earplugs. And a hazmat suit. Okay, maybe not the hazmat suit. But definitely earplugs. And maybe a small, portable air purifier. And a strong will to survive. And definitely make sure you bring a good book to distract you from the sounds. I recommend something with a very loud soundtrack. You know, a distraction from the noises. And the *ghost* air conditioning. Okay, I'll stop now. Good luck! You'll need it. You've been warned!
