Presidency Towers Kochi: Luxury Redefined in India's Jewel
Presidency Towers Kochi: My Honest (and Occasionally Chaotic) Take on Luxury in Kerala's Crown Jewel
Okay, let's be real. Planning a trip to Kochi can be overwhelming. You’ve got the backwaters, the spice markets, the history… and then you need to find a hotel. After sifting through a thousand options, I landed on Presidency Towers, promising "Luxury Redefined." Did it live up to the hype? Well… buckle up, buttercup, because this is where things get interesting.
First Impressions - The Grand Entrance (and My Inner Critic Kicking In)
Accessibility? Check! I was a bit preoccupied with the sheer size of the place. It's grand. Seriously grand. It’s the kind of place where you half-expect to see a Maharaja waltzing through the lobby. The elevators are huge and the staff is genuinely helpful, which is a huge win. It's also really reassuring seeing everything from the entrance to the public areas being accessible to everyone no matter their physical abilities.
Rooms: My Fortress of Fluff (and the Odd Minor Quibble)
My room? Now, this is where the "luxury" started to sink in. The Air Conditioning worked like a charm (essential in Kerala!). The Blackout Curtains were a lifesaver after those spice market hunts. And the Extra Long Bed? Heaven. I swear, I could have stretched out crossways. The bathroom was spotless, with a Separate Shower/Bathtub and fluffy Bathrobes. The complimentary tea and free bottled water were a godsend after a long day of exploring.
My only (minor) complaint? The Internet access – LAN. I fumbled a bit with the setup initially. My brain just doesn't always do tech. But hey, I got there eventually. Plus, the Free Wi-Fi was blazing fast, so I can't complain. They even had a laptop workspace which came in handy when I got a bit of work to get done. Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: From Asian Delights to My Own Personal Buffet
Okay, let's talk food. This is where Presidency Towers really shines.
- Restaurants: They have several; you are spoiled for choice with places to eat. The Asian Cuisine in the restaurant was stellar. I'm talking, melt-in-your-mouth curries and noodle dishes that made me want to lick the plate (I refrained, mostly). And the Breakfast [buffet] was simply epic. The Buffet in the restaurant wasn't just a meal; it was an experience. I'm talking fresh fruit, pastries, omelets made to order… I may have accidentally eaten three plates. I really loved the fact that the International cuisine in the restaurant was a nice alternative for when I was craving something else. There were choices for everyone. I just wished they had more Vegetarian restaurant options.
- Poolside bar: Let's not forget about the Poolside Bar! That view with an evening cocktail? Pure bliss.
- Snack bar: I found the Snack bar to be a great option for a quick bite to eat between meals.
Ways to Relax & Things to Do: Spa Days and Sweat Sessions (and the Occasional Nap)
The Spa was a highlight. I opted for a Body scrub and Massage, and emerged feeling like a new person. The Sauna and Steamroom were good alternatives. The Pool with a view was stunning… and yes, I definitely lounged there for hours.
They also have a Fitness center, which I attempted to use. Let's just say my enthusiasm outstripped my actual gym-going ability, but the equipment was top-notch! The Swimming pool [outdoor] provided great views.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound (Especially with all the COVID-19 Protocols)
Let's be real; in the current climate, safety is paramount. Presidency Towers gets this. They had all the usual precautions, which I really appreciated: Hand sanitizer everywhere, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Staff trained in safety protocol. Everything was Rooms sanitized between stays. They even used Anti-viral cleaning products. The food was handled properly, and the Safe dining setup gave me peace of mind.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
The Daily housekeeping was impeccable. The Concierge was incredibly helpful with recommendations and bookings. The Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver when I had a late-night craving. The Laundry service came in handy, because let's face it - I often pack light and end up with less clothes than I need. The hotel also offered Cashless payment service, which was really helpful.
I loved the Terrace, the space to do some Meetings and being able to Invoice provided was super helpful for my business traveling needs.
Things for the Kids: Fun for the Whole Family
If you're traveling with kiddos, they have a Babysitting service and Kids facilities, which is awesome!
Getting Around: Smooth Sailing (Almost)
They offer Airport transfer, which is a must after a long flight. The Car park [free of charge] was convenient.
The Not-So-Perfect Bits (Because, Let's Be Real, Nothing's Perfect)
- My biggest complaint? The whole “luxury” vibe can feel a little impersonal at times. Don’t get me wrong, the staff is lovely, but some of that warmth and authentic Kerala hospitality gets lost in the formality.
The Verdict: Should You Book?
Absolutely. Presidency Towers Kochi delivers on its promise of luxury. It's a beautiful hotel, with excellent amenities, delicious food, and top-notch safety protocols. It's a bit pricey, but you're paying for a premium experience.
My (Slightly Chaotic) Offer to You:
Escape to Kochi and Indulge in Unparalleled Luxury at Presidency Towers!
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- Unrivaled Comfort: Luxurious rooms with plush bedding, stunning views, and all the modern amenities you could desire.
- Gourmet Delights: Savor exquisite cuisine at our diverse restaurants, from authentic Kerala specialties to international favorites.
- Relaxation and Rejuvenation: Unwind with a revitalizing spa treatment, lounge by the pool, or take a dip in our swimming pool.
- Unwavering Safety: Rest easy knowing we prioritize your well-being with our comprehensive COVID-19 safety measures.
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- A complimentary welcome drink upon arrival,
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(P.S. - If you see me at the buffet, please don't judge my third plate.)
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain’t your grandma’s perfectly-polished itinerary. We're heading to Kochi, India, and staying at the Hotel Presidency Towers. Expect the unexpected, the delightfully chaotic, and probably a whole lot of me complaining about the humidity. Let’s dive in… (deep breath)…
Hotel Presidency Towers Kochi: A Hot Mess of a Schedule (and I wouldn't have it any other way)
Day 1: Arrival, Airport Shenanigans, and That Damn Spice Market Smells
Morning (or, like, actual afternoon after a flight where I swear the air pressure tried to push my brain out): Touchdown in Kochi! Cochin International Airport (COK). Arriving in India, especially on your own, is a sensory overload. The heat hits you like a wall, the air smells a mix of jet fuel, spices, and… well, something indefinable. And let's not even talk about the baggage claim. I swear, I saw my suitcase circling the carousel approximately three times. Found my driver (booked through the hotel – smart move, future me!), a lovely (and patient) chap named Rajesh. He greeted me with a garland. I'm pretty sure I looked a total mess.
Afternoon: Check-in at Hotel Presidency Towers. Okay, the lobby is air conditioned. HALLELUJAH. First impressions? Slightly dated, but clean enough. The staff, bless their hearts, are all smiles and genuinely helpful. The room? Pretty standard. But hey, it has air conditioning, a crucial element in surviving Kochi. After that, I took a nap because my soul was still on the plane
Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Attempted to visit the Spice Market. Attempted. It was like walking into a tidal wave of aromas. Clove, cardamom, cinnamon… it’s intoxicating, but also… intense. I swear, my nose hairs were twitching. Ended up buying a questionable amount of saffron (because why not?). Walked around, sweating, and got thoroughly and gloriously lost. This is where the "real" India begins. I might even see some street cats.
Evening: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. (I'm not venturing out that first night. Jet lag and jet lag’s evil twin, “spice indigestion,” would be a bad combo.) Food's… decent. Not amazing, but certainly edible. My first Indian meal: Chicken Tikka Masala. (I know, basic, but give me a break. I was overwhelmed!) And let me tell you, they didn't skimp on the spice level. I felt like a fire-breathing dragon for the last hour.
Day 2: Fort Kochi, Chinese Nets, and the Fisherman Who Wouldn’t Shut Up (and I loved it)
Morning: Headed to Fort Kochi. Uber was a nightmare from my hotel. The traffic in Kochi is… well, it’s an experience. But eventually, I arrived. Ah, Fort Kochi. Cobbled streets, colonial architecture, a lovely contrast to the urban sprawl of Kochi. Wandered around, admiring the old buildings… and sweating profusely.
Late Morning: The Chinese fishing nets. Iconic! They are huge, and they look so cool. Spent ages watching the fishermen haul them up. One fisherman, whose name I never caught, kept trying to sell me a fish (which I, obviously, couldn’t buy, because I can't cook anything!). He also told me his life story, at least the parts I understood through the language barrier. It was hilarious. He spoke in a mix of Malayalam and English, but the passion was undeniably there. He had a twinkle in his eye. He loved the nets. It was a genuine, heartwarming moment. The only thing I wanted was for him to stop trying to sell me a fish!
Afternoon: Lunch at a cafe in Fort Kochi. Fish curry and rice. Delicious. Spicier than my previous meal, but manageable this time. Sat there watching people. Soaking it all in. Listening to the sounds of the city, the honking of scooters (a constant symphony!), and the chatter of the locals. I even tried a cup of masala chai – perfect!
Late Afternoon/Evening: Back to the hotel. Spent some time at the rooftop pool. It was a welcome respite from the heat. Found a quiet corner to read my book. Just a moment where I could sit back. The hotel pool can be a bit loud. I went back to my room early because I was exhausted.
Day 3: Kathakali Dance (or, my face felt frozen in awe)… and a Boat Ride that made me feel like a King !
Morning: Visited a Kathakali dance performance. Holy Moly, the make-up! It was incredible to watch the artists get ready. The ritual, the precision, the layers… Then I almost forgot to breathe when the performance actually began. The dancers are expressive and graceful, while the story is dramatic and exciting to follow. The whole thing was mesmerizing, a total immersion in a completely different world. I left the theatre feeling completely awestruck.
Afternoon: Boat ride on the backwaters! This was a major highlight. Cruising through the canals, past villages, seeing the local life, the vibrant colors, and the beauty of the coastline. (Take lots of pictures). And get this… I splurged on a private houseboat. The staff were incredibly friendly and accommodating. They treated me like royalty. The food was amazing (and they made sure to keep the spices in check this time) and had a chance to reflect on my trip.
Late Night: I ordered room service. Chicken biryani this time. The flavors are amazing here!
Day 4: The Jew Town, Museums, and Buying Too Many Things.
Morning: Explored Jew Town. This is a MUST. Saw the synagogue (amazing architecture!), wandered around the shops, and bought (of course!) way more spices, and textiles than I needed, and even a little trinket I'll probably never use, but I don't care because it reminds me of the trip. This is exactly the kind of thing you're supposed to do in a foreign country.
Afternoon: Visit to the Mattancherry Palace. It's a beautiful example of Kerala architecture with a blend of Portuguese and Indian influences. I found the stories and the historical elements compelling.
Late Afternoon/Evening: Last dinner. I might try a more adventurous dish, even though my stomach is still a little tender. This would be a grand finale!
Day 5: Departure (and Promises to Return)
- Morning: Sadly, check out from the hotel. Last-minute souvenir shopping at the hotel shop (because I always leave it until the last minute!).
- Afternoon: Taxi to the airport. I'm tired, slightly sunburnt, and my suitcase is probably overweight. But also, utterly thrilled. Kochi. It was a mess, it was hot, it was chaotic, and it was incredible. I can't wait to return.
Final Thoughts:
This itinerary? It’s just a suggestion. Go with the flow, get lost (literally!), embrace the chaos, and try everything (within reason!). You're in India! Leave your comfort zone at the door. Enjoy the journey, the food, the people, and the glorious, messy, wonderful experience that is Kochi. And don't forget to pack extra deodorant. Seriously.
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Presidency Towers Kochi: My Brain Dump on "Luxury Redefined" (and All the Baggage That Comes With It!)
So, like, is Presidency Towers REALLY as fancy as they say? 'Cause "luxury redefined" sounds a little... ambitious.
Okay, okay, let's be real. "Luxury Redefined" is marketing speak, right? My first thought? "Oh god, here we go again..." But then I SAW the lobby. I swear, I almost tripped over my own jaw. Marble? Check. Chandeliers? Like, *actually* dazzling ones? Double check. The whole place just... gleams. It's that sort of polished, "I haven't seen a pothole in five miles" kind of luxury. It’s seriously impressive. And then you remember you are in Kochi, so you expect that. But here’s the honesty bomb: Does it *actually* redefine luxury? Nah, probably not. More like, it *reinforces* the existing definition, only with a serious injection of bling and a killer view. I mean, *technically*, they haven't redefined it, they've just, you know, done it *really, really well*. See, even I get caught up in the hype, what can I say?
What about the apartments themselves? Are they… cramped? Because sometimes "luxury" just means expensive shoeboxes, you know?
Cramped? Absolutely not, honey. That's the beauty of not buying a shoebox. I'm talking *space*. Lots and lots of glorious, glorious space. I got a sneak peek at a few different units (blame my overly-chatty personality gets me *everywhere*). And I was floored. The smallest one felt bigger than my actual apartment (which, fine, isn't saying much, I live in a closet). The views! Oh, the views! One apartment, the one with the wraparound balcony, I swear I almost didn't want to leave. Picture this: Morning coffee out there... *chef's kiss*. Even the 'modest' ones are designed to give you room to, you know, breathe. Like, there's space for your yoga mat *and* a whole other person. And that's saying something. So, worry not, claustrophobics. You're covered. Unless you're like, used to living in Versailles or something, then maybe you won't be that impressed.
Okay, cool views. What about the amenities? Do they have, like, a decent gym? Because I *need* my endorphin fix.
Oh, the amenities. Let's just say they're playing the game. The gym? More like a high-end fitness studio. Think gleaming machines, personal TVs on the treadmills (no more staring at the wall!), and the type of equipment that makes you *almost* enjoy working out. And the pool! It’s this gorgeous infinity pool overlooking the city. I saw it and thought, "Yep, I'm going to live here, mostly IN that pool." I would have gone for a swim; but I had a serious case of "I-can't-afford-this-yet" anxiety. There's also a spa, a (rumored) kids' play area, and a clubhouse. The usual suspects, but all done with that shiny, polished *oomph*. They also have a business center, which sounds boring... until you need it. Look, it's all the bells and whistles you'd expect, and then some. They even have a dedicated concierge, who probably knows everyone's coffee order before they even arrive. Seriously, it's the type of place that makes you feel like you deserve to be pampered, even if you secretly spend all your time binging documentaries.
What's the vibe like? Are we talking pretentious snobs only, or can a regular person fit in?
Okay, this is an important one. The vibe... I wandered in a little nervous. I mean, I was wearing my favorite jeans and a t-shirt, not exactly "luxury apartment" attire (though I DO think my jeans are pretty fabulous). And honestly? It was… fine. Of course, there's a certain level of, shall we say, *polish* expected. But I didn't get that "eyes-you-up-and-down" feeling you might expect. People were friendly, the staff were incredibly helpful (seriously, the concierge offered me water before I even asked!), and it didn't feel stuffy. Maybe I just caught it on a good day. Or maybe people in Kochi are genuinely just really welcoming. Honestly, it’s a mix. There's definitely a clientele that is *used* to this level of living. But I think, as long as you don't show up wearing a burlap sack, you'll be just fine. I mean, hey, a little aspiration never hurt anyone, right? And if you can't afford to live there? Well, you can still go admire the lobby. I’m planning on doing that.
Location, location, location! Is it actually convenient? Or stuck in the middle of nowhere with a killer view?
Here's the deal: Presidency Towers is in a prime spot. Everything I've come to love about Kochi, right at your fingertips. It’s close to the main roads, so getting around is a breeze. You've got easy access to shopping, restaurants, and entertainment. And you can still, believe it or not, escape the buzz. The building is located near some very fancy hotels, so the surrounding area is clean and well-maintained. So, you get the best of both worlds: comfort and convenience. Of course, "convenience" is relative. I'm used to walking everywhere (I'm a "no-car" person), so the idea of being able to hail a ride or drive somewhere quickly? That's a major plus for me. The location honestly seals the deal for a lazy person like me.
Okay, the burning question: The price! How much are we talking? 'Cause I'm betting it's way outside my budget...
*Deep breath* Okay, so, let's not beat around the bush. Presidency Towers is NOT cheap. Let's just say, you're going to need a Scrooge McDuck vault to even *consider* it. I saw the price list. My eyes glazed over. My bank account wept. I needed a stiff drink and a very understanding therapist. While I can’t give you specific numbers (because I’m not that clever, and also, I don’t want to be sued!), let's just say it's firmly in the "luxury" price range. Okay? That's the truth. Is it worth it? That's a question only *you* can answer, depending on your priorities, your bank balance, and your tolerance for marble floors. Though I could probably learn to love marble. I would have to.
Okay, so the big question is: Would *you* actually live there? Knowing all this, the good, the bad, and the ridiculously expensive?
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