Chonburi's BEST Sea View Patio: High Floor Paradise Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Because we're diving headfirst into the swirling, sun-kissed, slightly-salty world of Chonburi's BEST Sea View Patio: High Floor Paradise Awaits! and I'm about to spill the tea (or should I say, the Chang beer… or maybe that iced coffee I keep seeing advertised?). This isn’t your average hotel review; this is a full-blown, warts-and-all (and hopefully, mostly warts-free) experience. Let's get REAL.
First, the hook – the promise of Paradise. That's a big claim, right? High Floor Paradise, sea view… I was skeptical. Honestly, my last "sea view" experience involved a distant glimpse of the ocean through a row of palm trees and a noisy ice machine. But… this place, people, this place might actually deliver.
The Vibe (and My First Impression):
Okay, first things first: Accessibility. I'm not using a wheelchair, but I saw ramps and elevators. Checked, checked. I'm all about inclusivity, and from what I saw, they're trying!
Then there's the… entrance. Right. Let's talk check-in/out [express]. Smooth. Seriously smooth. Okay, maybe a little too smooth. Like suspiciously smooth. They whisked me in and out faster than I could say "pad thai." I like efficient, but sometimes I want to savor the greeting, you know? The front desk seems friendly and helpful. They know the basic languages, but I felt the staff was so enthusiastic they'd quickly learn your language of preference to make sure your experience is good.
My Room – High Floor Heaven (Hopefully!):
The High Floor part is legit. And the view? Jaw drops. I got that sea view. And, oh my GOODNESS, that patio! I swear, I spent half my trip just sprawled out there, just soaking it in. They had all the standard stuff: Air conditioning? Check. Alarm clock? Check (though I'm a notorious snoozer). Free Wi-Fi? Oh, HELL YES. Fast enough for streaming (important!), but enough to upload a few Instagram pics. They weren't kidding about the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! This is a BIG deal for me. Internet [LAN] (didn't use it, but it's there!) The Room decorations were actually quite tasteful. Not overly fussy, not too minimalist. Just… right.
The Nitty-Gritty (Because We're Real People):
Let's talk clean. Cleanliness and safety are obviously a big deal these days. They claim to be on top of it. I saw Daily disinfection in common areas. Room sanitization opt-out available. Anti-viral cleaning products (good!). I even noticed the Staff trained in safety protocol. More evidence of serious effort. I didn’t get to see any of the Professional-grade sanitizing services, but I like that they’re doing what they can!
Dining, Drinking, and Staying Hydrated (Critical!):
Okay, first-off, they have Restaurants. Plural. A real restaurant A la carte in restaurant. There were Asian cuisine in restaurant, and Western cuisine in restaurant. They had what you'd expect, then some! I mean there are Restaurants! A Coffee shop with decent lattes… I was in heaven. The Poolside bar was a lifesaver, especially during Happy hour. And the Bottle of water in the room? A small detail, but appreciated. I'm all about the Asian breakfast, though. Breakfast [buffet]? I'm a sucker for a buffet. And their version includes fresh fruit. It's a must for me. I got some Salad in restaurant and had some Soup in restaurant. It was all too delicious.
The Relaxing Stuff (Because, Well, VACATION!):
Need to relax in some way? I was able to enjoy the Pool with view. Oh yeah, and the Swimming pool [outdoor]! They had a Poolside bar for that. Some Massage or Spa time? Yeah, they had that. I tried the Sauna, and it was perfect. The Gym/fitness center was present and looked well-equipped, but I’m not sure I ever made it beyond the patio. (Priorities!)
Things to Do (Beyond the Pool):
Honestly, I became a bit of a patio recluse. But for the ambitious, there's the Fitness center and the chance to rent a bicycle, or even a car park if you're driving into town.
The "Extras" (The Little Touches):
Okay, some random things I noticed: Luggage storage. Concierge. Daily housekeeping. Elevator. All the basics. Cash withdrawal service available? Yes! I was also happy to see a Convenience store nearby for last-minute essentials (or late-night snacks).
Services & Conveniences:
They have many! Doorman, Dry cleaning, Front desk [24-hour]. They even did some Laundry service for me. And there’s an Ironing service. The list is endless.
Accessibility (Getting Around):
And there are Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]. This has Taxi service, and Valet parking. I didn't see much of a Car power charging station, but the cars are so close by you wouldn't need it.
Downsides? (Because Every Rose Has Thorns):
- The buffet, though delicious, could get crowded at peak times. I mean, people loooooove a buffet.
- No pets. I felt for the dogs, cats, and other pets!
The Final Verdict: Is This Paradise?
Look, it wasn't perfect paradise. But it was damn close. The view, the patio, the surprisingly good coffee… it’s a recipe for serious relaxation. The staff seemed genuinely happy (or well-trained!), and the whole place had a good vibe.
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Escape to Big Bear: Your Dream Hampton Inn Getaway Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Because we're NOT just "visiting" The Patio Miracle Seaview in Chonburi, Thailand. We're immersing. We're confronting our own expectations. We're probably gonna sweat a lot. And I'm giving you the REAL, unfiltered, slightly-too-honest itinerary. Prepare yourselves.
Day 1: Arrival & The Initial Hum of Awe (and Disbelief)
- Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Okay, so the flight was a MESS. Let's just say the airline lost my noise-canceling headphones (a tragedy). Arrived at Suvarnabhumi Airport, Bangkok. The heat hit me like a brick wall, but the vibrant chaos? Instantly invigorating. Immigration? Smooth sailing, thankfully. Then: The dreaded airport taxi hunt. Haggling, the language barrier… it’s a whole THING. Eventually secured a taxi, praying it wasn't a death trap.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): The drive to Chonburi. The scenery is… well, let's just say it's not instantly postcard-worthy like some of the islands. It's real. The traffic, the markets, the occasional stray dog. Found my way to The Patio Miracle Seaview. The lobby is slick, all polished surfaces and hushed murmurs. I took a deep breath and hoped the reality of the photos matched my dreams, or I'd be having a real panic attack.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Checking in, and… HELL YEAH. The room is BEAUTIFUL. High floor, just like I requested (told them!). The view from the balcony is STUNNING. Really, breathless. The sea stretches out forever, hazy in the afternoon light. Spent a good hour just staring. Like, really staring. The kind of stare that makes your eyeballs dry out. Okay, maybe I need a drink. Scouted out the pool – it's small, but perfectly formed, and the water is ridiculously clear.
- Evening (8:00 PM onwards): Dinner at a local restaurant nearby. Found a place called “Sawasdee Seafood” that looked promising. Ordered… too much food. Pad Thai, green curry, mango sticky rice. The mango sticky rice was, unfortunately, a slight disappointment. The restaurant atmosphere was amazing, and the local people were very kind. The humidity? Still a thing. Feeling full, slightly sunburned, and utterly, completely, blissfully exhausted.
Day 2: Beach Bumming (and the existential dread of lying still)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The dreaded alarm. I was so excited that last night I barely slept from the excitement. It's tough to find the rhythm of sleep immediately, even with a good mattress. But I'm on vacation, so time to get up and move. Breakfast at the hotel – the usual suspects, but the fresh fruit is a revelation. The tropical fruit is so incredibly juicy. Then, a taxi to Bangsaen beach.
- Midday (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Beach time! The sand is lovely, the water… less so (a bit murky, actually). But the vibe is incredible. Street food stalls, kids playing, vendors selling… everything. I attempted to read my book. Failed miserably. The beach is very noisy, the hawkers are persistent, and I had to wrestle a rogue beach umbrella that kept trying to escape. But, hey, I'm at the beach.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Back to the hotel. Cleaned up, and put on my best clothes. I'm a little unsure about where I'm going tonight. The best place, I feel, is to eat dinner. I went to the pool, and the sunset was spectacular. Swimming in the pool, it felt much more peaceful than the beachfront beach.
- Evening (8:00 PM onwards): Found a restaurant. I had a real craving for Thai food. The staff was great, and they made sure I was well-fed. I returned to my room and passed out.
Day 3: Culture Shock (and Mango Obsession)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Slept in! Pure luxury. Decided to try and be cultural. Visited a local temple. The grandeur of it all, the golden details, the incense… overwhelming in the best possible way. I felt a bit… underdressed, maybe? But everyone was so welcoming, so I did my best. Learned a few phrases from a woman, which was an excellent experience.
- Midday (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Lunch at a tiny, authentic noodle shop. Managed to order (with a lot of pointing and a little help). The food was delicious. I ordered it with red curry, the only thing I could remember how to say. I had a mango smoothie, one of the best things I have ever tasted in my life!
- Late Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Back to the hotel. Recharged. I'm still processing. It's an emotional rollercoaster, this travel thing. The food, the culture, the sun, there's a lot to take in. Tried to write in my journal, but mostly doodled mangoes. Seriously, I'm obsessed.
- Evening (8:00 PM onwards): Decided to avoid further cultural immersion. Ordered room service. Mango sticky rice, obviously. Watched some truly awful Thai television. Felt utterly, perfectly, unapologetically lazy.
Day 4: The Deep Dive (and a little bit of regret)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Decided to revisit Bangsaen beach. This time, I was determined to relax. I found a slightly less crowded spot, slathered on the suncream. Managed to read for a whole hour before getting distracted by a group of kids building a sandcastle that was truly epic.
- Midday (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Lunch at a beachfront shack. I made a brave attempt to order fish. I think. I hope. Whatever arrived was delicious, and I ate it all. Slightly sunburnt. Sand everywhere. Life is good.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Decided to go for a massage. This was a mistake. Not the massage itself – that was heavenly. The issue was I chose to eat dinner beforehand, and the deep-tissue massage on a full stomach plus the humidity equals: near-disaster. I escaped relatively unscathed, but it took some willpower. I returned to my room to relax.
- Evening (8:00 PM onwards): Ate a little bit more food. I was still hungry after the disastrous dinner. I also made sure to rehydrate. I got comfortable, and had a quiet night. Watched a movie on my laptop.
Day 5: Departure (and the promise to return)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Slow morning. Squeezed in one last swim. The pool is my happy place. Stared out at the sea from the balcony one last time and savored the silence. Packing is always a bummer, but this time I had so many memories, photos, and a thousand new thoughts that I was excited to process.
- Midday (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Check-out. The front desk staff are friendly. Travel to the airport. The drive back wasn't as bad as the drive in, or maybe I was just used to it.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): The flight. The usual airport chaos. Security. But, you know, the chaos is part of the experience. I am in the air, writing this as the plane takes off.
- Evening (8:00 PM onwards): On reflection, what a trip! Exhausting, yes. Humbling, definitely. And filled with mangoes. Filled with mangoes in a way that will stay with me. Thailand, you wild, wonderful place. I will be back. And next time, I'm bringing a bigger suitcase. And probably earplugs. And maybe, just maybe, a slightly more open mind. Goodbye, for now.
Chonburi's "High Floor Paradise" - OMG, Really?! Let's Talk About It! (FAQs, Sort Of...)
So, is this place *really* as good as they say? "Paradise on a High Floor"? Lay it on me.
Okay, deep breath. "Paradise"? Look, marketing *always* overhypes things. But... the view? Yeah, the view's pretty darn spectacular. I mean, I went there expecting to be underwhelmed. You know, "been there, seen it, got the t-shirt" kind of attitude. Then I walked onto that balcony... and *whoa*. Seriously. It actually made me stop and just... breathe. Like, the ocean stretched out forever, the boats looked like tiny toys, the sky was a gorgeous, messy watercolor painting. My phone died, naturally, right before I could REALLY capture it. (Seriously, always bring a charger! Rookie mistake.)
But here's the thing that the brochures *don't* tell you: That feeling of being *above* it all? That's amazing. It's like all the little stresses of life just... shrink. I swear I could practically HEAR my brain relaxing. Now, is it PERFECT? No way. More on that later...
What's the deal with the "Sea View Patio"? Is it actually usable? Enough space?
Okay, the patio. This is where things get… interesting. The space itself is *decent*. It's not palatial, you're not throwing a luau out there, but there's room for, say, two comfy chairs, a small table, and maybe a stray cat or two (more on the cat drama momentarily...). But the wind? That's the real boss. One minute, it's a gentle breeze, perfect for sipping a sundowner. The next? You’re clinging to your chair for dear life, and napkins are doing the Macarena across the patio. I'd recommend bringing some heavy weights to keep things from blowing into the sea 😂
And that brings me to CATS! There are cats in Thailand, surprise surprise! One particularly brave little fella with a one ear seemed to think the patio was *his*. He'd just waltz in, demanding to be petted. Adorable, but also a bit unnerving when you're trying to enjoy a quiet moment with your coffee. I’d say keep the patio door close. Some cats have no manners.
How do I get there? Is it easy to get around once I'm there?
Getting to Chonburi isn’t the problem. From Bangkok, it's a relatively straightforward drive, or a bus ride if you're feeling thrifty and adventurous. BUT. Finding the *exact* condo complex, navigating the parking... that's where the fun begins. GPS is your friend, but even then, expect some circling, some head-scratching, and possibly some very polite Thai shrugs. Prepare for getting lost and asking for directions, people are nice there. Be patient with yourself.
Once you're *in* the area, taxis and ride-sharing services are available, but don't expect a fleet of them at your doorstep. Consider renting a scooter if you're comfortable with it – it's a popular way to get around, but be careful! Traffic can be a bit bonkers. A little chaotic. Like, a lot chaotic. I walked a lot, I had such great time to experience the area, but if you're not a fan of walking around, it's a bit harder.
What's the food situation like? Are there restaurants nearby?
Food? YES. Okay, so the area has a good mix. You've got your classic Thai street food, and there's some great seafood. Like, fresh-off-the-boat, grilled-to-perfection seafood. OMG. Seriously, I'm drooling just thinking about the grilled prawns. And the Pad Thai? Forget about it. Pure bliss. Warning: spice levels vary. "Mild" might still send you running for a gallon of water.
There are also some restaurants catering to tourists. They're good, but not *quite* as authentic or cheap. My tip? Venture out, explore, be brave. You might stumble upon the best meal of your life. It's easy to find a restaurant. What's a lot harder? Resisting the urge to eat EVERYTHING.
Okay, but what REALLY annoyed you? Be honest.
Oof. Okay, buckle up, because here’s the messy truth. First - that wifi! It was like a moody teenager. Some days strong, some days it’d mysteriously vanish, leaving me staring at my phone like an idiot, pining for the digital world. Bring a pocket wifi! I forgot, naturally.
And the air conditioning, it was working, mostly. But something really bothered me. The little things, like a broken lightbulb. Not the end of the world, but when you are on vacation, and *little things* keep cropping up, it messes with your flow. Made me feel like I was a repairman on the island. And that cat. He was so cute, it's hard to say I was annoyed, but he kept wanting to eat our food! Arrggh!
Would you go back? Seriously?
Okay, Despite the minor annoyances, YES. I would. That view… it was worth it. The food was incredible. The overall vibe was relaxing. It wasn’t perfect, but it was authentic. It showed me things and taught me things. Like I have learned to love cats, and that I need to bring a portable charger when I go to Thailand. It’s a place with a lot of potential.
