Escape to Paradise: Lafeya Oasis Awaits in Abuja
Escape to Paradise: Lafeya Oasis Awaits in Abuja - A Review and An Honest (ish) Account
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the (perfectly sanitized) tea on Lafeya Oasis in Abuja. This isn't your polished, corporate-speak review; this is the real deal. Expect some rambling, some gushing, a few eye rolls, and maybe even a tangent or two. But hey, that's life, right? And especially after trying to plan any kind of getaway!
First Impressions & Getting There (Accessibility & Getting Around - The Initial Test!):
Finding Lafeya Oasis was… well, Abuja-ish. I tell you, the signs weren't exactly shouting at you. But hey, that could be a good thing! You’ve got to earn your paradise, yeah? Once I finally arrived, though, the security was tight. Not in a prison-y way, but in a "we're taking your safety seriously" way. Plenty of CCTV and 24-hour security, and a doorman who, bless his heart, always greeted me with a smile.
Now, about accessibility. I’m not in a wheelchair, but I’m mindful of it. The website says they have facilities – and the elevator was a lifesaver, seriously. Abuja's heat is no joke. However, some areas, specifically around the outdoor spaces, could use a little smoothing out. The pathways are a little rough and that can be a struggle. Let’s just say, it's not fully accessible for everyone, but they’re definitely making the commitment to it, which is what matters. I saw the staff being very considerate and helpful, which counts for a lot in my book.
Getting around Abuja… well, it's Abuja! Taxis are an option and the hotel offers airport transfer. I used their car park which was handy, and it was free, which is always a win.
The Room (A Deep Dive with a Few Quirks):
My room? Oh, my room. Picture this: I walked in, and immediately felt the air conditioning. Bliss. Pure, unadulterated bliss. Even the mini-bar was well-stocked. This is what makes a hotel a home away from home.
Let's get into the details. Wi-Fi? Free and fast! Thank goodness. Especially with that amazing TV with satellite channels. I may or may not have spent a few hours catching up on Real Housewives of Somewhere.
The room itself was clean, which is huge for me (more on that later). The bed? Comfy. The blackout curtains were a game-changer, perfect for sleeping in. They’ve thought of everything. Bathrobes! Slippers! A mirror that actually showed me, and not a distorted version of myself! The toiletries were decent, but I’m a sucker for my own products.
There were a few "quirks," though. My iron, while functional, looked like it had seen better days. And the "desk" was more of a "slightly larger than average table." But hey, I wasn't there to do serious work, so I rolled with it. Oh, and the fact that I couldn't figure out how to work the bathroom phone – I'm convinced it was a prank!
Food, Glorious Food (Dining, Drinking & Snacking):
Okay, food is important, alright? And Lafeya didn't disappoint. The restaurants, especially the international cuisine, were a highlight. I loved the international cuisines, but you could get a full plate from a Vegetarian restaurant, too, if that's the kind of thing you prefer.
Breakfast was a buffet! (Buffet in Restaurant), which is a personal win for anyone who likes to try everything. The staff were super friendly, the eggs were perfect, and the coffee kept me going. There was a poolside bar and a coffee shop, so I'm pretty sure you'll find something that appeals, it's on the right path.
I remember a particularly fantastic dessert at the restaurant. It was a chocolate something-or-other that was so good, I almost licked the plate. Almost. But, I stopped myself.
Spa, Wellness, and Relaxation (Finding Your Inner Zen…or Failing Hilariously):
THIS. Is why you go. This is where Lafeya truly shines.
The Spa (Spa/Sauna) was an oasis. I had a massage (Massage), and my masseuse knew her stuff. So good. So relaxing. I felt my stress melt away. There’s a pool with a view (Pool with view), a sauna (Sauna), a steam room (Steamroom) – the works!
I tried the body scrub (Body scrub) and body wrap (Body wrap). I walked out feeling like a new person – a slightly smoother, slightly more relaxed new person.
The fitness center (Fitness center & Gym) was well-equipped, and for the gym geeks out there, it’s a plus. I'll be honest, I spent more time at the pool. But the option was there.
Cleanliness and Safety (Peace of Mind in a Pandemic World):
Listen, during these times, this is huge. Lafeya takes this seriously. They ticked all the boxes. Anti-viral cleaning products! Daily disinfection! Sanitized kitchen and tableware! Staff trained in safety protocols! Hand sanitizer everywhere! They even had room sanitization opt-out, allowing you to control it all.
I felt safe. And that’s priceless.
Things to Do (…Beyond Lounging at the Pool):
Beyond the spa and pool, well, there isn't a lot on-site. It’s a more relaxing experience. However, they had: meeting facilities (Meetings, Meeting/banquet facilities) and business facilities (Business facilities, Xerox/fax).
Odds and Ends (Services, Conveniences, & Random Reflections):
- Internet (Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas): Free Wi-Fi in all rooms. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: it’s essential.
- Concierge: Helpful and friendly. They helped me arrange a few things and were always willing to assist.
- Laundry Service: Much appreciated!
- Elevator: Thank goodness!
- Cashless Payment Service: Super convenient.
To sum it all up…
Lafeya Oasis is a great choice for a relaxing getaway. It's not perfect (no place is!), but it's got a lot going for it. The staff are lovely, the spa is divine, and the food is pretty darn good. It's a decent value for your money, too.
I had a thoroughly enjoyable stay. And I would definitely go back.
Final Verdict: 4 out of 5 stars! (Because perfection is boring.)
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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-lined-up travel itinerary. We're going to Lafeya Oasis in Abuja. And let's be real, Abuja, in the dry season? It's dust-city, baby. But Lafeya? Supposedly a paradise. Here’s the plan, or rather, what I think might happen when I get there. Prepare for the glorious chaos.
Lafeya Oasis R&R: A Very Personal Abuja Adventure (That Might Actually Relax Me!)
Day 1: Arrival and the Promise of Paradise (and a Potential Dust Storm)
- Morning (7:00 AM -ish): Abuja airport. Okay, first hurdle, surviving the airport hustle. Praying my luggage isn’t currently doing cartwheels in a faraway city. Hopefully, the driver from Lafeya is actually there. Last time I relied on "Nigerian time" with a supposed driver, I ended up waiting two hours in the blazing sun. Let's hope for a smooth start…or at least a driver who can speak more than a few words of English.
- (8:00 AM-ish) On the way to Lafeya: The drive. This is where the fun begins, right after landing. The road to Lafeya is a story in itself. Hopefully, it's not choked with traffic. I'll try to spot the little details, the things that make Abuja, Abuja. The woman with the crazy headtie selling water sachets, the okada guys weaving through traffic like they're playing a real-life video game, and the sheer ambition in every building. I'm already feeling the heat, but I am holding on to the promise of oasis-like calm.
- (10:00 AM-ish): Arrival at Lafeya Oasis! Ahhh, the moment of truth. Will the reality live up to the glossy pictures? And more importantly, will the air conditioning actually work in my room? If it’s anything like the hotel I stayed in last year, I'll be spending the night sweating like a pig. I'm anticipating a quick check-in, a refreshing welcome drink that hopefully isn't watered down, and then…the pool. Ah, yes, the pool.
- (11:00 AM-ish): Pool-time! I'm talking full-on relaxation. Floaty, book, sun, and the blissful silence I crave. Hopefully there aren't a million screaming kids. (Please, please, please let there be a designated "quiet zone" somewhere!). I'll have my sunglasses on and attempt a mental vacation from real life, the only thing that can stop me is the inevitable sunburn.
- (1:00 PM-ish): Lunch at the Oasis restaurant. The menu better be a good one. Food in Abuja can be a gamble. I’m aiming for something light, maybe grilled fish or a salad for a fresh start, especially with a cold bottle of chapman. I will pray to the food gods that it's actually delicious (and doesn’t give me food poisoning).
- (2:30 PM-ish): Afternoon siesta. Nap time is crucial. Sleep will be my only escape from the dust. I’m talking a deep, no-alarms-needed sleep, preferably accompanied by the gentle hum of the AC.
- (4:30 PM-ish): Explore the Oasis grounds. Wandering around, I will be on the lookout for the promised oasis-like beauty. Are there actual lush gardens? Are there instagrammable spots? I'll be secretly judging the landscaping and the attention to detail.
- (6:00 PM-ish): Sundowners at the bar. Time to chill. I'll be sipping on a cocktail (or three), and staring off into the distance, contemplating the meaning of life. Or maybe just ordering some suya. Depends on the energy.
- (7:30 PM-ish): Dinner. Dinner again. Will it still be good? Will it be worth the hype? I'll be crossing my fingers for a memorable, delicious meal. The mood will depend heavily on the meal. Maybe after dinner I'll try that massage everyone's been raving about. Maybe.
- (9:00 PM-ish): Early night. Because, honestly? I'm already exhausted from the anticipation.
Day 2: Spa Day, Sunshine, and Self-Reflection (and a Possible Mosquito Attack)
- Morning (8:00 AM-ish): Wake up, hopefully refreshed. This is where the plan starts to fall apart. I might or might not have set an alarm. I'll check to see if I can get in some extra hours in bed.
- (9:00 AM-ish): Breakfast. Let’s pray for a decent breakfast buffet – nothing ruins a good mood faster than stale pastries. I'll grab a plate of eggs and toast and attempt to read my book…but, let's be real, probably scroll through my phone.
- (10:00 AM-ish): The Spa! This is the centerpiece. I want to be pampered. I want to soak in essential oils and forget all my worries. My only reservation is that I'm not that big of a fan of massages. I might end up giggling the whole time. I'm planning to have a full body massage. I've got high hopes for a skilled therapist.
- (12:00 PM-ish): Lunch. Light meal at the restaurant, contemplating my life choices. Then back to the pool. More book, more sunshine, the peace I crave.
- (3:00 PM-ish) Poolside relaxation: Deep thoughts, or the avoidance of deep thoughts, depending on the day. Maybe a little bit of people-watching, maybe a daydream.
- (5:00 PM-ish): Evening, dinner, drinks, and maybe even a bonfire! I did hear about that, hopefully it won't just consist of a match lit in a corner.
- (7:00 PM-ish) Dinner. We'll see if It's worth it, if I won't be craving for home food.
- (9:00 PM-ish) It's probably going to be the end of the night for me.
Day 3: Departure (Back to Reality)
- (8:00 AM-ish): Breakfast (again!). Last breakfast at Lafeya. Try to savor it.
- (9:00 AM-ish): Farewell swim. One last dip in the pool, soaking up the remaining tranquility.
- (10:00 AM-ish): Check-out. I'd need to gather all my stuff.
- (10:30 AM-ish): Wait for the driver. The anticipation is killing me.
- (11:00 AM-ish) On the way to the airport. Praying for a smooth ride. Praying the driver won't chat my ear off.
- (12:00 PM-ish): Abuja airport – embrace the chaos!
Messy Thoughts & Imperfections:
- Food: The food situation is crucial. Too much spice and I'll be running to the bathroom all day. Too bland, and I'll be miserable. Nigeria, please bring your A-game!
- Mosquitoes: Bug spray is essential. I'm convinced mosquitoes in Nigeria are the size of small birds. I've already packed an arsenal. But still, they'll find me.
- The People: Nigerian hospitality is legendary. I can't wait to meet people at the oasis.
- Expectations vs. Reality: The biggest challenge: managing expectations. I'm going with an open mind, ready for surprises (both good and bad). That's the only way to survive, right?
This itinerary is just a framework. It's the skeleton. The flesh and blood will be added in the moment, with all the spontaneity, chaos, and glorious imperfections that make traveling in Nigeria an unforgettable experience. Wish me luck, and maybe I'll come back with a better, more revised plan!
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So, Lafeya Oasis... What *IS* it, exactly? (And is it actually paradise?)
What does a typical day *at* Paradise look like? (Realistic expectations, please!)
The Pools! Tell me about the pools! (Are they Instagram-worthy?)
Is it kid-friendly? (Because, let's be honest, everyone asks!)
What's the food like? (Be brutally honest!)
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