Unbelievable Ubud Palace Views! Luxury Double Room Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Unbelievable Ubud Palace Views! Luxury Double Room Awaits! This isn't just a review; it's a vibe check. A deep dive into whether this place lives up to the hype. And frankly, the hype is intense. We're talking about Ubud, Bali, where every Instagram influencer and their grandma seems to be promising enlightenment and the perfect sunset. So, let's see if this place delivers.
(Disclaimer: This is based on the listed amenities, not a personal experience, so let's pretend!)
First Impressions (and the Scramble for Wi-Fi – let's be real)
Right, so the name screams "luxury" and "views." And the Unbelievable part? High expectations, folks. Let's see if this Ubud Palace thing delivers.
- Accessibility: Okay, let’s be blunt: Facilities for disabled guests is listed but no specifics. That makes me slightly nervous. Is this a "lift-but-then-there's-a-step-into-the-room" kind of accessible? Fingers crossed there are ramps everywhere. Elevator, though, is a good start. Seriously, detailed accessibility information, people!
- Check-in/out: Contactless check-in/out?!?! In Bali? Score! I'm guessing you can waltz in without having to awkwardly haggle at the front desk after a 24-hour flight. Check-in/out [express] and Check-in/out [private], are listed - so it depends what you’re up for.
- Internet Access (and The Daily Battle): Here's where things get interesting. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! Hallelujah! The internet is like oxygen when you're far from home. Plus, Internet access - wireless. Internet access – LAN. They're covering all the bases. Wi-Fi in public areas. Good. Wi-Fi for special events. Okay, maybe I don't need Wi-Fi for my sunrise yoga, but I appreciate the commitment.
- Internet Services: Listed, but not specified. Hopefully they include help if the WiFi acts up.
- Room Features: Let's get into the nitty-gritty. Air conditioning (essential!), Air conditioning in public areas (duh), Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains (thank the heavens), Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. Phew! That's a lot of amenities. Honestly, feels like a good starting point for a comfortable stay.
Unveiling the "Palace" - The Amenities and the "Relaxation" Game
- Things to do, ways to relax: Now, this is where the "luxury" starts to sing (or maybe scream softly). Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]. Okay, let's break this down. Pool with a view? Sold! I’m already imagining myself sipping something fruity while gazing at rice paddies. Massage? Mandatory in Bali. Gym/fitness? Hmm, depends on the day and how many Bintangs I've ingested.
- Cleanliness and Safety (Because Let's Be Real, Bali is Exotic): The post-Covid era requires a deep examination of cleanliness. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. Okay, this is reassuring. It shows they are being serious about hygeine. They haven't skipped any details. CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk and Security [24-hour] - that's good too!
- Dining, drinking, and snacking (AKA The Fuel for Your Spiritual Awakening): A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. Holy moly, that's a lot of options. 24-hour room service, Restaurants, Poolside bar and Coffe shop?! I can practically taste the Bintang and spring rolls already! Vegetarian restaurant? Very on-trend for Ubud. Happy hour? YES, because enlightenment is thirsty work.
- Services and conveniences (AKA The Little Things That Make Life Easier): Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center. I'm already picturing myself relaxing on the Terrace with a book - and maybe a strong coffee. Currency exchange, Luggage Storage and Food delivery - are essential for a good trip.
The Room Itself, the REAL Reason We're Here (and a little rambling…)
- Available in all rooms: Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
- Room Decorations listed means it adds a touch!
- Soundproof rooms and non-smoking rooms both sound delightful for a great sleep.
But… What if It's Not Perfect? A Note of Reality (and maybe a slight freak out)
Okay, here's where I confess my inner neurotic. If I were actually there, I’d be obsessing over the little things. Is the water pressure good? Is the Wi-Fi actually reliable? Does the "pool with a view" actually have a good view, or is it just overlooking a parking lot? Are the staff genuinely friendly, or just "Bali-friendly"? Because let's be honest, sometimes those smiles feel a little… staged.
For the Kids (Because Adults Aren't the Only Ones Who Need a Vacation!):
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. Okay, this is a big plus for families. Kids meal - sounds like a winner!
Getting Around:
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking. Okay, that is perfect for a place of peace.
The Verdict (My Slightly Messy, Unprofessional Opinion)
Based on the listed amenities, Unbelievable Ubud Palace Views! Luxury Double Room Awaits! seems like a strong contender. It checks a lot of boxes. The emphasis on cleanliness and safety is excellent. The internet coverage is comprehensive. The food and beverage options are plentiful. However, the lack of specific accessibility information is a bit of a red flag. It is a good value for what you'
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Bali Babble: A Messy, Magnificent Itinerary (ish)
Location: Fantastic Deluxe Double Room (fingers crossed it is fantastic!) Near Ubud Palace, Bali, Indonesia. Prepare yourselves, because I bet "near" is a very liberal interpretation of the word.
Trip Goal: To find myself. Or at least, to lose myself in enough delicious food and breathtaking scenery that I temporarily forget the existential dread of doing laundry.
Day 1: Arrival & Jet Lagged Delusion (aka, Bali Time… is it even real?)
- Morning (ish): Flight lands, a sticky, humid hug from Bali's air. Passport control? More like a cattle call. The immigration officer raised a eyebrow, and I had the distinct feeling my passport photo looked like a hostage negotiation. Finally, FREEDOM! And immediately, the hunt for the driver. (Note to self: learn Indonesian for "Where. Is. My. Driver?" It feels critical.)
- Afternoon: The drive to Ubud. Oh, the drive. The scooters! The colours! The sheer organized chaos of it all! I started giggling uncontrollably at one point. Probably the jet lag. And the lack of sleep. And possibly the guy selling, I think, a live chicken from a motorbike.
- Late Afternoon (aka, The Great Room Reveal): Arrive at the "Fantastic Deluxe." Okay, let's be real. It's probably… nice. Right? Wait for it… walks in and gapes. Nope. REALLY NICE. The air conditioning is a god send. The balcony – overlooking something green and lush – is pure bliss. Aaaand then I promptly pass out for like, four hours. Bali time, baby. Embracing it.
- * Evening: Wake up, disoriented, ravenous. Stumble my way to what "Tripadvisor" recommended as a nearby Warung… only to discover it's 75 minutes away and a little hard to find. But, I saw a beautiful temple on the way, took a few pictures, and ate at a place with a delicious chicken curry (and was charged a little more than I expected, but, still, the vibes were all there).
- Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated joy. I'm in Bali. I'm eating delicious food. I have a balcony! I’m probably going to never want to leave.
- Imperfection: Overate. Regretting it. But also, not really.
- Quirky Observation: The cats in Bali are everywhere. And they clearly know they own the place.
Day 2: Monkeys, Rice Terraces, and Existential Snacking
- Morning: Time to visit the Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary. I’m excited, and also secretly terrified. Monkeys are cute, but they’re also tiny, furry little opportunists with zero respect for personal space.
- Anecdote: Okay, so I was warned: No shiny objects. No food in sight. I follow the rules. Except… I forgot I had a small, sparkly hair clip. BAM! Monkey steals it from my head in a flash! Turns and looks me right in the eye, as if to say, "Thanks, sucker!" Hilarious, until I realised the clip was on it's butt. I’ll never see it again.
- Emotional Reaction: A healthy mix of awe and terror. The monkeys are amazing but, like, intensely close. I was scared. I loved it.
- Afternoon: Tegallalang Rice Terraces. Instagram fodder alert! Honestly, it's stunning. Breath-taking. A perfect reminder that the world, you know, exists outside of my self-inflicted anxieties. Tried (and failed) to take some stunning photos. Ended up with a bunch of blurry shots, and decided to just… enjoy it.
- Rambling: The air smells of something… earthy. Maybe wet dirt and growing things. It's a smell that just settles in your lungs. It's… grounding. I could sit there for hours. (And I probably would have, if the sun hadn't decided to melt my brain.)
- Opinionated Language: If you don't have an appreciation for the sheer artistry of these rice paddies, you're dead inside. Just sayin'.
- Evening: Warung hopping. Because, Bali. Trying to decide what I am more in love with. The view everywhere you turn or the food and the flavors and the variety.
- Messy Structure: This is where it gets blurry. So. Many. Warungs. So. Many. Spring rolls and satay skewers and bowls of spicy noodles. And Bintang beer. Because you have to.
- Emotional Reaction: Bliss. Food coma. Utter and complete contentment.
- Imperfection: Probably overspent. Bali is tempting.
- Quirky Observation: Never trust a Balinese cat. They're planning something. Maybe world domination.
Day 3: Spiritual Seekings (and a Massage That Was Actually Spiritual)
- Morning: A Balinese massage. Scheduled. Praying. Because all of the internet is saying these massages are life-changing. I have a sore back, a tense neck and a general sense that my inner chakras are seriously clogged.
- Anecdote: I don't know what they put in that oil, but I swear I went to another dimension. The masseuse was incredible. Gentle hands. Strong pressure. And a sense of peace that I haven't felt since, well, the last time I wasn't worrying about something. The massage, it was more than just relaxation. It was a reminder to breathe.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: Tears. Yep. Full-on, happy tears. I actually cried. In public. And I didn't care. It was that good. I would honestly go back and live in that massage parlour.
- Opinionated Language: Every person on Earth should be required to get this massage.
- Afternoon: Visit a temple. Feeling all spiritual. And slightly, possibly, probably, religious. Trying to absorb the serene energy of the place. (And trying not to accidentally break any rules because, let's face it, I'm a klutz.)
- Rambling: The colours. The incense. The chanting. It’s a sensory overload in the best possible way. So much more calming than I expected.
- Messy Structure: I'm not going to lie, I don't fully understand the ceremonies. But I do believe that it's really beautiful.
- Evening: Dinner at a restaurant with a view. Trying to take in the moment. Trying to remember what it's like to just… be.
- Imperfection: Spent way too much money. Worth it.
Day 4: Art, Cooking, and a Farewell (for now…)
- Morning: Visit the Agung Rai Museum of Art. Or ARMA, for short. Because, art. And, well, I'm in Bali. Might as well pretend I'm cultured.
- Anecdote: I saw a painting that made me stop, and stare, and cry. I didn't fully understand it. But I felt it. It was a powerful reminder that art touches the soul.
- Quirky Observation: The gift shop. The gift shop is dangerous. I am a sucker for artisan jewelry.
- Afternoon: Balinese cooking class! Finally! Something practical! Something I can learn! Something I can bring home and… fail at miserably.
- Rambling: Okay, so I followed the instructions. I chopped the vegetables. I pounded the spices. I (almost) didn’t set fire to anything. The end result? It didn't quite look like the lovely picture of the dish promised to me.
- Messy Structure: It was a lot. A lot of chopping. A lot of chili. A lot of deliciousness. And a lot of sweating.
- Imperfection: My attempt at the Rendang didn't look like the picture. The instructor was kind though.
- Evening: Pack. Sigh. Look at the stars from my fantastic deluxe balcony. Reflect on the insane wonder of this trip. Try not to cry. Mostly fail.
- Emotional Reaction: Sadness. Yes. And gratitude. Because I got to experience this. And be a hot mess while doing it.
- Opinionated Language: Bali, you magnificent, chaotic, soul-stirring place. You absolutely blew my mind. You also gave me a tan line. Thank you and I will be back.
- Imperfection: Realistically, I’ll be back in Bali. It is already on my mental itinerary.
Day 5: Heading Home
- Morning: Woke up. Got ready. Said good bye to my hotel. Headed to the airport. Missed my flight.
- * Emotional Reaction: Chaos.
- Imperfection: Completely messed up the time. I was devastated, but determined to enjoy every second of my missed flight
- Quirky Observation: The
Unbelievable Ubud Palace Views! Luxury Double Room Awaits! - FAQ (and a bit of a rant, tbh)
...because let's be honest, "Frequently Asked Questions" rarely covers the stuff that REALLY matters.
Okay, seriously, what's the *actual* view like? Is it just…trees? Because I’ve seen some “palace views” that were more “leafy branches in front of a slightly disappointing building.”
Alright, let's cut the crap. The view? Actually, it's *insane*. And I say that as someone who's been burned by misleading hotel pics before. It's not just trees, although, yeah, there are some gorgeous frangipanis and palm trees framing the whole thing. But what you're *really* looking at is this stunning, centuries-old palace complex, all intricate carvings and golden roofs gleaming in the morning sun. I remember the first time I walked out onto the balcony…my jaw actually *dropped*. Seriously. I think I might have made some embarrassing noise, like a startled guinea pig. My boyfriend, bless him, just chuckled and said, "Told you it was worth it." He was right. It's postcard-perfect. No, wait, better than that. Postcards usually lie. This…this was the real deal. Now, the specific room I had...let me tell you about the balcony situation first...
The "Luxury" part... is it *really* luxury, or is it just a slightly nicer room with a slightly higher price tag? I've been tricked before.
Okay, okay, I get the skepticism. "Luxury" gets thrown around like confetti these days. Here, though? It’s actually pretty good. The bed was like sleeping on a cloud – seriously, I think I got *too* much beauty sleep. The bathroom? Huge. And clean. And even the little things – the fancy toiletries, the complimentary fruit basket (which, let's be honest, I devoured within five minutes of arriving) – all added up. Now, was it the *most* luxurious place I've ever stayed? Maybe not. I've seen hotels with gold-plated toilet seats (seriously, I'm not joking!). But for the price point, and considering the view? Absolutely worth it. Plus, the staff? They were so unbelievably nice. Which brings me to something else I want to shout.
What about the location? Is it actually in the heart of Ubud, or is it a sweaty 20-minute walk from everything?
Right in the thick of it! You can practically roll out of bed and stumble into the main Ubud market. Okay, maybe not *roll*, but you get the picture. Everything is ridiculously accessible - temples, cafes, art galleries, the monkey forest (which is, by the way, simultaneously charming and terrifying - those monkeys are little bandits!). The hotel itself felt like a serene oasis, tucked away from the craziness of the main street, but you're literally steps from everything. Brilliant. Remember that time I got COMPLETELY lost in Ubud looking for that one cafe everyone raved about? This place is the opposite. Easy peasy!
Is the Wi-Fi decent? Because, you know, Instagram waits for no one. (And I need to check my work emails, ugh.)
Yes! The Wi-Fi was surprisingly good! Considering I was in the middle of Bali, I was pleasantly surprised. I even managed to upload that epic sunset pic (you know, the one with the perfect filter and the strategically placed cocktail…). But I’ll be honest, I did have one mini-freak-out when I couldn't get the email, but that seemed more likely to be the fault of the phone, probably because I needed a reboot. Still, it was WAY better than some places I've been, where I felt like I was back in the dial-up era. But now that I think back, the signal was great on my phone, I remember thinking. And the emails - oh, they could wait. They certainly could.
What's the vibe? Loud party scene, or more chilled out and zen?
Zen, baby. Seriously. It’s got that refined, peaceful vibe. There are no loud disco music, even though I love a good disco. It's more about soaking up the atmosphere, enjoying the view with a quiet drink, maybe doing some yoga on the balcony (which, for the record, I did not do. Because, effort). You can hear the occasional temple music drifting over, and the sounds of the jungle...it's all very calming. I will say, I did see one couple having a screaming match near the pool. But that was definitely not the hotel's fault. That was all them. And frankly? Entertaining. Sorry, not sorry.
Okay, but what are the *actual* downsides? Nothing's perfect, right?
Alright, here's the dirty laundry. First – and this is a minor quibble, mind you – the breakfast wasn't the most *amazing* in the world. It was good, perfectly fine, but not the kind of breakfast that makes you weep with joy. You get the standard eggs, fruit, and toast situation. Then, my room was right next to the lift, so that was a bit noisy first thing in the morning, but I also had the opposite problem where I slept in super late because the room was so comfortable! Then, and this might be a bit specific, but… the shower pressure could be a little…optimistic. A tad more oomph wouldn't have gone amiss. But honestly, those are minor things. Overall, it was a fantastic experience and I would go back in a heartbeat. Oh, and one more thing, let me tell you about the time I got lost trying to find the spa…
Is there a pool? Because, let’s be real, a pool is a deal-breaker. Especially in Bali.
Yes! There is a pool! It's gorgeous, actually. Infinity pool situation, overlooking the rice paddies. And I remember getting a picture of a super cute guy jumping into the pool. Oh, and there was a swim-up bar. Although I did not use that. Mostly, I was just too busy soaking up the sun and generally feeling smug about my excellent life choices. The pool was clean, well-maintained, and the perfect place to chill out after a day of exploring. Just…beware of the sun. I’m still paying the price for getting a little too comfortable and forgetting the sunscreen situation. Worth it, though. Absolutely worth it.
Would you go back? Seriously, would you?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Yes! Absolutely! I’m already mentally planning my return trip. I mean, I’m not sure I’ll *ever* find a hotel with that view again. And the staff were amazing. Seriously. And the monkeys…Save On Hotels Now
