Unbelievable! This Purbalingga Hotel Blew My Mind! (OYO 93514 Rubina Syariah)
Unbelievable! This Purbalingga Hotel Blew My Mind! (OYO 93514 Rubina Syariah) - A Real Review! (Warning: May Contain Spoilers… and My Opinions!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at OYO 93514 Rubina Syariah in Purbalingga, and let me tell you… it was… an experience. Forget pristine hotel reviews, you're getting the real deal. Forget the carefully curated descriptions, I'm giving you my unvarnished thoughts, complete with questionable metaphors and probably too many exclamation points! And yes, this will be long because frankly, I have opinions.
First Impressions (and a Mild Panic Attack):
Finding the place was the first adventure. Purbalingga isn't exactly a global tourist hotspot, so my GPS was a little… enthusiastic, let's say. I eventually found it, tucked away on a side street. The exterior? Well, it looked… clean. Simple. Efficient. My initial thought was, "Okay, this is functional. I hope it’s clean." And, for the record, being clean feels like a MAJOR win these days, am I right?!
Accessibility? (Because We Gotta Be Real):
Honestly? I didn’t need accessibility features this trip. But I always eyeball this stuff. The elevators – yes, there’s an elevator! – seemed decent. I saw no obvious ramps or super-wide doors, so I'm guessing this isn't a fully accessible place. Note to self: If you need serious accessibility features, probably call the hotel before you book. Don't be like me, winging it!
Inside the Fortress of Mild Surprises: My Room, My Kingdom (and the Wi-Fi Saga!)
The room itself… well, it was actually really clean. Like, seriously clean. Bonus points! And air conditioning? YES PLEASE! I was sweating buckets from the drive. The bed? Surprisingly comfortable. Not a five-star luxury mattress, but a solid, sleep-inducing foundation. The air conditioning in that heat alone could be worth the price of admission!
Internet Access (and the Eternal Struggle of a Digital Nomad):
Okay, let's talk Internet (because, ya know, #WorkFromHotelLife). This is where things got a little… interesting. They tout free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (which, let's be honest, is pretty much a given in the modern world). The Wi-Fi was there. Mostly. It was like a shy little kitten, sometimes purring happily, sometimes disappearing into the back room of the internet. There was Internet access – LAN, but, in all honesty, I couldn't figure out where to plug in the cable. So, the Wi-Fi was okay. But it wasn’t the super-speed internet I needed to upload a video of my cat doing yoga. (Yes, I have one. Don't judge.)
Regarding the Room and Amenities (The Bits and Bobs of Hotel Life):
- Available in all rooms: Ok, so the basics are definitely there. Air conditioning, which again, HUGE win. Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathrooms phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
- Soundproofing: Yes, the room was quiet! That’s what I wanted. And again, the blackout curtains? SLEEP!
- The Toiletries: Basic. Functional. No fancy lotions, but hey, I'm not complaining.
- The TV: Had channels, but the selection was… limited. I wasn't planning on a TV marathon, so no big deal.
- The Coffee/Tea Maker: This is a hotel win. Coffee when you wake up? Perfect.
Food, Glorious Food (or, the Breakfast Adventure):
Oh, the breakfast! This is where the "Syariah" really comes into play. The Asian breakfast was the primary offering. I'm not a huge breakfast person, but I knew that I had to go investigate. I got the Breakfast [buffet]. Ok, so, it wasn’t the biggest buffet in the world. But it was clean and there were options. There was Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Breakfast service.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (What's Actually Available):
- Restaurants: Yes, there's a restaurant!
- Coffee shop: There's a coffee shop, but I never actually saw it open.
- Room service [24-hour]: Yes! Which is a godsend when you're tired and just want a late-night snack!
- Bottle of water: Always a welcome touch.
The Relaxation Station (or, My Search for Zen):
I’m not gonna lie, I didn't spend a lot of time relaxing. I was in Purbalingga for work, which is a bummer in itself. But, the hotel has all of the usual suspects on the ways to relax list. A Gym/fitness. A Swimming pool is at the hotel - which I didn't get a chance to try. I think there's a Spa too! But, I didn't use it. Sigh. Next time, I swear!
Cleanliness and Safety (Because We’re ALL Thinking About This Right Now):
This is where OYO 93514 Rubina Syariah really shines. Everything felt clean. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, Staff trained in safety protocol,. They take this seriously! Which, again, huge points. Hand sanitizer everywhere. They had Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. Lots of Hygiene certification. They also had First aid kit and a Doctor/nurse on call, which is always reassuring. This is a hotel that cares about keeping their guests safe.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter):
- Daily housekeeping - yes, my room was always clean.
- Laundry service - useful if you are a messy person.
- Concierge, 24-hour front desk and Luggage storage
- Cash withdrawal
Things to Do (Beyond the Hotel Walls):
Purbalingga itself isn't exactly a non-stop party. It's a quieter area. The shrine, is near the hotel.
For the Kids (Because, You Know):
I saw some Family/child friendly signs.
Getting Around (The Transportation Tango):
- Airport transfer: Not sure, didn't need it.
- Car park [free of charge] Yes! Free parking! Score!
- Taxi service: The options are there.
The Verdict (Drumroll, Please…):
Honestly? I’d stay here again. It’s not a luxury resort, but it's a solid, clean, comfortable, and safe option in Purbalingga. It's perfect for business trips, or if you want somewhere comfortable to crash for a while. I’d definitely recommend it.
Final Random Thoughts (Because I Can):
- The staff were friendly and helpful.
- The location is relatively quiet.
- It’s good value for money.
In conclusion: OYO 93514 Rubina Syariah is perfect for: a business trip where you want a clean, safe place, someone on a budget, or really just wanting somewhere comfortable to rest after a long journey. If you value cleanliness, safety, and value, you will not be disappointed. The internet is so/so, so plan accordingly. Bonus points for the amazing air conditioning and the quiet rooms! I give it a solid 4 out of 5 stars.
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Alright, alright, buckle up buttercups. You're getting me in Purbalingga, Indonesia. And trust me, this ain't your sanitized, perfectly-planned travel blog. This is the REAL DEAL - the messy, the glorious, the "did I seriously just eat that?" truth about staying at Super OYO 93514 Rubina Syariah Hotel. Let's go…
Day 1: Arrival (Prepare for Mild Chaos)
6:00 AM - The Pre-Flight Freakout. Okay, so my alarm didn't go off. I woke up in a cold sweat, clutching my passport like it was a winning lottery ticket. Panic. Check flights. Check. Pack last-minute toothbrush (always forget that damn toothbrush). Stressed.
9:00 AM - Jakarta to Purbalingga - The Endless Bus Ride. "Luxury" bus? More like "slightly less rickety metal box on wheels." The air conditioning was a cruel joke, battling the Indonesian sun with a pathetic whimper. The snacks, however, were a glorious mystery. I'm pretty sure I ate something made of fried banana and…well, I don't know. But it was GOOD. Watched the passing rice paddies - a stunning green canvas, a welcome distraction from my mild existential dread.
3:00 PM - Hotel Arrival: Rubina Syariah - A Questionable First Impression. The hotel. Ah, Rubina Syariah. Let's just say the pictures online were…generous. The lobby was… well-lit. The receptionist was incredibly polite and tried to compensate for language/cultural barriers as best as possible, and the whole hotel had a distinctive scent that I'm still trying to place. Part incense, part mothballs, and a tiny hint of something vaguely floral.
3:30 PM - Room Revelations (or Mild Disappointment). The room itself? Cleanish. The air conditioning worked (hallelujah!). The bed? Firm, but hey, it's Indonesia. You adjust. The view? A brick wall. Perfect. I am ready to rest…but this bed has a mind of its own.
4:00 PM - Purbalingga Exploration - The Market of Wonders. I ventured out. It was hot. Humid. The smells were…intense. This market was a total sensory overload. Mountains of brightly colored fruits I couldn't name (let alone pronounce), chattering vendors, motorbikes weaving through the crowds like crazed bees. I bought a weird, sweet drink from a lady who gave me a look that was part amusement, part pity. Was it good? I don't know. I still don't know. But I'm pretty sure I got my money's worth.
7:00 PM - Dinner: The Street Food Gamble - With (Maybe) Regret. Okay, so I saw some locals eating something that looked amazing. It was a stall with smoke billowing out and a tantalizing aroma. Risk assessment? Minimal. Ordered. Ate. It was delicious. Spicy. Savory. Possibly contained something I'd rather not know about. We'll see how my stomach fares tonight. Cross your fingers.
9:00 PM - Jet Lag & Bedtime: Bed time. Not gonna lie, I'm exhausted.
Day 2: Exploring - And Questioning All Life Choices
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast - The Mystery Meal. Breakfast was included, thank god. It was a buffet, but a very Indonesian buffet. I had rice, eggs, and a suspicious brown thing I hoped was some kind of meat. Decent enough. I'm already used to the slightly-off flavors.
- 8:00 AM - The Local Transport - The Ojek Adventure. Forget taxis. Forget buses. In Purbalingga, it's all about the ojeks - motorbike taxis. I haggled my way onto the back of a motorbike with a guy who looked like he'd seen a lifetime of traffic. It was terrifying. Exhilarating. The wind whipped through my hair, the city blurred by, and I gripped the driver's shoulders like I was hanging onto the edge of the world. Seriously, my heart was in my throat the whole ride.
- 9:00 AM - Purbalingga City Tour - Unearthing hidden Gems. We visited a local temple with stunning architecture and an active, lively marketplace. The locals were welcoming, and the atmosphere was filled with a sense of community. The temple grounds offered shade from the relentless sun, and the intricate carvings on the walls were a testament to the skill of the artisans. This truly was worth the ride.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch - Another Street Food Adventure (Maybe a Mistake?). Decided to go for it AGAIN. Saw a bubbling pot of something that looked like a soup, and a crowd of locals who seemed like they loved it. Ordered a bowl. Oh. My. God. I couldn't even begin to translate the spicy/sour/sweet concoction I was eating. It was like fireworks in my mouth. Delicious. Probably. Maybe I'll be praying to the porcelain god later.
- 2:00 PM - Hotel - The Shower Struggle. Ah, the shower. Low water pressure. Temperature that fluctuates between arctic and boiling. Managed to get clean, though, which is a win in my book.
- 3:00 PM - Time to Relax I tried. I really did. But I ended up starting to work. The travel bug must go away soon.
- 6:00 PM - Night Out on the Town - A Local's Guide. Dinner tonight was at a local warung recommended by my ojek driver. The food was unreal, packed with incredible flavour. I'm starting to think my stomach is made of iron. I saw a local parade, played some games, and had a wonderful time.
Day 3: Departure and Reflections
- 7:00 AM - Farewell Farewell, Purbalingga! Another breakfast, another mystery dish. Good-bye from Rubina Syariah, I'll never forget its strange scent.
- 8:00 AM - Travel Bus ride to the next destination.
- 12:00 PM - Reflection and the Realization. Okay, so Purbalingga wasn't exactly the polished, Instagram-worthy travel experience I'd envisioned. There was chaos, and more chaos. But that's exactly what made it…real. I ate questionable street food, rode terrifying motorbikes, sweated more than I thought humanly possible, and got to experience life as it is here. It was messy, it was imperfect, and it was absolutely, gloriously unforgettable. The people of Purbalingga were warm, welcoming, and I never forgot that. Purbalingga, you weird, wonderful place, I'll be thinking of you. And that weird, sweet drink. Maybe I'll even risk another one someday. Never say never!
OYO 93514 Rubina Syariah: My Purbalingga Brain-Blasting Q&A! (Prepare Yourself...)
So, uh, what exactly IS "Rubina Syariah"? I'm picturing… I don't know, a magic lamp situation?
Okay, deep breath. “Syariah” means it's supposed to be… well, *Islamic-compliant*. Think alcohol-free environment, modest decor, maybe prayer mats in the rooms, and hopefully, a general sense of peace and quiet. The *Rubina* part is… frankly, I’m clueless. Maybe the owner’s name? Perhaps a mystical reference to ruby slippers leading you straight to… THIS HOTEL. Look, the name doesn't prepare you, trust me. It's like they picked words randomly from a hat! But let's just say, my expectations and the reality… had a *chat*. A very long, awkward chat.
Alright, alright, spill the tea! What was the *first* thing that hit you when you walked in? The vibe check, if you will.
Okay, the vibe? Let's just say it was… *unique*. Picture this: I arrive, knackered from a long bus ride. The lobby? Well, it was *somewhat* empty. And, the only staff was... a tiny, quiet man behind a scratched-up desk. He looked like he'd seen things. Things I wouldn't even begin to guess. He mumbled something I *think* was a greeting. The air hung thick with a mix of… well, it wasn’t exactly rose petals. I'm just saying, the vibe was immediately, 'This is not what Tripadvisor led me to believe.' But hey, at least it had a roof, right? (Spoiler alert: It's a good thing I had a roof...)
The room! The moment of truth. Was it… clean? Did it have… a bed? (Asking the important questions here.)
Okay, so about the room. The bed... yes. Technically, there was a bed. It *resembled* a bed. More like a mattress on some wooden planks. Clean? Let's just say, I wouldn't recommend performing surgery on it. The sheets? They were… present. I'm not sure I'd call them "fresh." Honestly, I've seen cleaner public restrooms! Let's just say I spent the first ten minutes strategically assessing the potential dangers. Dust bunnies bigger than my head, flickering lights, and a general air of "time stood still." BUT! A bed is a bed. And I was tired. I just sort of stared at it for a good while, assessing the danger of the surface, before ultimately deciding to roll the dice. I mean, what choice did I have? I wasn't exactly in a Ritz-Carlton here.
Okay, so, the bathroom. Because, let’s be honest, that's where the real magic happens (or doesn't). Tell me everything.
Oh boy. The bathroom. This is where things get… *interesting*. Picture this: a toilet that looked like it had survived the apocalypse. The water pressure was… optimistic, at best. The shower? More of a… *trickle*. And the water temperature? Well, let's just say it ranged from lukewarm if you were lucky to straight-up *ice cold*. I swear, I think I saw a spider the size of my thumb casually strolling along the tiles. I mean, I was grateful for any form of hot water after the journey, so I kind of just let it all wash over me. In more ways than one. I showered at a sprint, and I'm pretty sure I held my breath the entire time. Let's just say, hygiene wasn't high on the priority list in this part of the hotel. It was an experience. A *character-building* experience.
Did you eat there? And if so, what culinary delights graced your plate? (Or, in other words, was the food edible?)
Did I eat there? Well, that's a loaded question. There wasn't a proper "restaurant," per se. I *think* there *might* have been a breakfast option. But after witnessing the… *ahem*… condition of the room, the bathroom, and my general sense of impending doom, I decided to skip the food. I mean, I love a bit of adventure, I really do. But I have limits. My stomach is not a trash compactor, and I valued my insides too much. I ended up buying some instant noodles from the nearby street vendor, which arguably, and based on my standards at that point, was like a Michelin-star meal. Don't judge me! I needed to survive!
Alright, the staff. Were they, like, helpful? Or just… *present*?
The staff… Well, they were… *there*. The quiet man at the desk was… quiet. He did give me a key. And he didn’t laugh when I asked for extra towels (thankfully, they did have them). I'd say, "helpful" is perhaps a strong word. "Present" is accurate. Imagine the most laid-back hospitality experience of your life. Now, dial it down even more. It was… *minimalist* hospitality. Honestly, I kind of admired their zen-like approach. You could say they were the most minimalist staff I've ever come across. But hey, at least they didn't try to sell me timeshares, right? Silver linings! That said, there was a complete absence of a concierge service, and you're absolutely on your own. Survival of the fittest, people!
Okay, and what about the location? Was it, you know, *convenient*? Or did you feel like you were stranded on a desert island?
Location, location, location! Rubina Syariah *was* in Purbalingga. And I *was* trying to get to somewhere else. So, in that sense, yes, the location *existed*. But, "convenient"? Well, again, that's a matter of perspective. It was… walkable-ish to the town center, I guess. But maybe not in that heat. There was a busy road right outside, which meant the pleasant sound of cars and motorcycles screeching up to 3:00 AM. So, if the idea of being close to life's offerings is your cup of tea, then yes, the location was perfect. I didn't find myself particularly drawn to the surrounding area. It was a bit… raw. But it *was* close to a warung selling the world's best street noodles, which, by then, was all that mattered.
Okay, deep breaths. Overall, would you… go back? Be honest.
Would I go back? Let me put it this way… If I were being *forced* to choose between Rubina Syariah and sleeping in a ditchCozy Stay Spot
