Heritage Hotel FERMAI Split - MGallery Collection Split Croatia

Escape to Paradise: Heritage Hotel FERMAI, Split - Your Croatian Dream Awaits!

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my Escape to Paradise: Heritage Hotel FERMAI, Split review. Forget sterile brochures and polished PR, I'm talkin' real talk. And let me tell you, after spending some time at this place, I've got opinions. Buckets of them.

First things first: Accessibility. Okay, so this is a big one, and honestly, it felt a bit like they were trying. They say they have Facilities for disabled guests, but I’m not a wheelchair user so I couldn't give you a definitive yes or no on how truly accessible it is. There is an elevator, which is a massive plus. However, I’d strongly suggest contacting them directly and drilling down on the specifics if access is a major concern. Don't rely on my lazy review here!

Internet Access and Stuff: Okay, let's get the tech stuff out of the way. Yes, praise the Wi-Fi gods, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And it actually worked. You know, unlike some places where you're fighting with dial-up in a digital age. Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN are listed, but who's really plugging their ethernet cable into a hotel room anymore? Still, good to know the option's there for the super-nerds.

Cleanliness and Safety: A Whole Lotta Sanitizing Going On

Remember when COVID was all-consuming? Well, Escape to Paradise seems to have taken that period very seriously. There are multiple layers of protection in place and it's reassuring rather than suffocating.

Anti-viral cleaning products: Check.
Daily disinfection in common areas: Check.
Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Literally, everywhere. You can't swing a cat (hypothetically, of course…no cats were harmed in the making of this review) without bumping into a dispenser.
Rooms sanitized between stays: Check.
Staff trained in safety protocol: Feel like they know this like the back of their hand.
Safe dining setup: Well done.

They even have Room sanitization opt-out available if you're feeling brave, which is a level of flexibility I appreciate.

Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (and maybe the occasional moan of regret)

Alright, this is where things get interesting. I love food. And Escape to Paradise had some seriously good options.

A la carte in restaurant: Yes, plenty of options.
Breakfast [buffet]: Okay, this is the one. The buffet was…epic. I mean, truly epic. From the scrambled eggs to the (amazing) pastries, I felt like I was living in a food commercial. I even went back for seconds (and thirds, and maybe a sneaky fourth…)
Breakfast service: Definitely.
Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: The coffee was…adequate. The tea selection was better.
Restaurants: Multiple, offering International cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, Asian cuisine (though I didn't try this).
Room service [24-hour]: Yes, and it was surprisingly good. Perfect for those late-night snack cravings.
Poolside bar: Lovely.
Snack bar: Yes, perfect for a cheeky mid-afternoon something.
Bar, Bottle of water: Standard stuff, but appreciated.

My Food Mishap And The Restaurant (A Warning) : I went to the restaurant on the first night, and ordered something a bit adventurous. And, well, let's just say my stomach wasn't thrilled. I spent the next few hours regretting my life choices. Now, this could be entirely my fault. I might have been a little too enthusiastic with the local cuisine. However, the next day, I stuck to the less…exotic options, and my digestive system was much happier. So, maybe take it easy on the spice, yeah? Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa! Sauna! Pool with a View! Oh My!

This is where Escape to Paradise hits the jackpot. Seriously.

Spa: Yes, and it's glorious.
Pool with view: Incredible. Seriously, that view is what you'll be dreaming about. Sunsets…wow.
Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Yep, all there. I spent hours in the sauna, sweating out all the sins (and maybe a little too much of that buffet…).
Massage, Foot bath, Body scrub, Body wrap: They offer them all.

The Biggie: The Pool and That View

Let's talk about the pool. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is where I lost days. The view? Unbeatable. The way the sun hits the water…it's pure bliss. I spent hours just floating, staring out at the everything, feeling completely, utterly, utterly relaxed. It's worth the price of admission alone.

The Annoyances (Because Life Isn't Perfect)

Of course, there were a few minor hiccups. Remember, I'm being brutally honest here.

The hair dryer in my room was…well, let's just say it was from the Dark Ages. Bring your own.
The soundproofing isn't perfect. You might hear the occasional hallway chatter.
Elevator waits can sometimes be a bit of a pain at peak times.

Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter

Air conditioning in public area, Air conditioning: Absolutely essential in the Croatian heat.
Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Concierge: All present.
Daily housekeeping: Efficient.
Dry cleaning, Ironing service, Laundry service: Super useful.
Luggage storage: Handy.
Safety deposit boxes: Makes you sleep easier.
Wake-up service: Never used it, because…well, the pool.

Rooms: Comfort Zone

The rooms themselves? Comfortable. Not overly fancy, but comfortable.

Additional toilet: Check
Air conditioning: Check
Alarm clock: Check
Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Window that opens: All there.
Smoke alarms

For the Kids: Family-Friendly? Kind of

Babysitting service: Yep.
Family/child friendly, Kids meal, Kids facilities: They have some things. Depends on your kids' needs but it's not specifically a 'family resort'.

Getting Around: Easy Peasy

Airport transfer: Absolutely.
Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Valet parking, Taxi service: All there. Pretty easy to get around Split.

The Verdict: Should You Escape? YES! (With a Few Caveats)

Okay, so Escape to Paradise: Heritage Hotel FERMAI, Split isn’t perfect. Nothing is. But it's pretty darn good. The location is fantastic, the views are breathtaking, the pool is heavenly, the staff are friendly, and the food…well, mostly the food…is amazing.

My BIGGEST "Pro Tip": Book a room with a sea view. Seriously. You won't regret it. And pack a good book, some sunscreen, and a willingness to truly relax.

However, I’d have to say:

Location. If you want to walk/cycle everywhere, you'll struggle.

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Heritage Hotel FERMAI Split - MGallery Collection Split Croatia

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because here's my (probably disastrous, but hopefully hilarious) plan for a trip to the Heritage Hotel FERMAI Split - MGallery Collection in Split, Croatia. Prepare for a rollercoaster, because, let's be honest, travel never actually goes according to schedule.

The "Itinerary" (More Like a Suggestion Box Filled with Chaos):

Day 1: Arrival - And the Great Luggage Hunt Begins!

Morning/Early Afternoon: Arrive at Split Airport (SPU). Pray to the travel gods that my luggage actually arrives this time. Last time? Lost for a week. I'm already picturing it… the glamorous life of a missing suitcase, probably vacationing in Zurich.
Transportation: Okay, so ideally, a pre-booked taxi. But realistically? I'll probably end up haggling with a guy who thinks he’s a taxi driver but is actually just a really enthusiastic uncle with a beat-up hatchback. Gotta embrace the local colour, am I right?
Check-in at Heritage Hotel FERMAI: Oh, the luxury! Supposedly. Let's see if it lives up to the hype. I’ve seen the photos. Will the reality involve a rogue hair in the pillowcase? That’s the real test of a hotel, isn't it? I'm half-expecting a tiny, grumpy concierge who speaks perfect English and judges my life choices.
Afternoon: Nap. Crucial for combatting jet lag. I’m envisioning a glorious, long nap. In reality? I'll probably wake up after 30 minutes, convinced I've slept for a week, and be utterly disoriented.
Late Afternoon/Evening: Wander the Old Town (if I'm not still napping). I've heard it's beautiful. I'm picturing myself effortlessly gliding through the historic streets, admiring the architecture, a vision of elegance. In reality? I’ll probably be lost (probably several times), running into one of those "I-speak-every-language-I-know-three-phrases-in-each" tour guides, and accidentally tripping over a cobblestone. The glamour, it's real. Then, find a restaurant. This is the important part. Maybe some fresh seafood? My stomach is already rumbling with the promise of deliciousness. (Or, more likely, an overcooked tourist trap).

Day 2: Diocletian's Palace – And My Existential Crisis Within Ancient Walls

Morning: Diocletian's Palace! The main event, baby! I'm going to attempt to become one with the history. I'll imagine myself as a Roman Emperor, totally in charge and looking fabulous in, I don't know, a toga? I can already picture myself standing in front of some ancient stone, totally overwhelmed, and thinking, “Wow, I’m standing where someone important probably once stood. Now I need some coffee.”
The Problem with Palaces: So, this palace thing? It's HUGE. I'm not a history buff, per se, but I do love a good story. The problem is, all the tours sound the same: "This stone was placed in the year… This is where the emperor… This is the place to get a photo." But then, you hear the stories… and it's fascinating! I need a tour guide with some pizzazz. Someone who can tell me the gritty details, the gossip, the juicy bits. Did Diocletian have a messy divorce? Was he a foodie?
Midday: Lunch. Hoping for something authentic. Not just another bland burger from a chain. Searching for the best truffle pasta in Split is my personal quest. Imagine it, rich, creamy, perfect… or maybe, I’ll end up with burnt pasta and a lukewarm beer. That's the adventure of travel, isn't it?
Afternoon: Exploring the palace more. I'll try to find a hidden bar, ideally with a view of the Adriatic. If I can't find a hidden bar, I'll settle for any bar, preferably somewhere with a shady patio.
Evening: Dinner. Maybe a rooftop restaurant? Oh, the romance of it all! Or maybe I’ll trip, fall, and spill red wine all over myself. That’s the type of memory that really sticks with you, right? Then, hit a bar. Gotta find some Croatian nightlife! This could go really well, or it could end with me befriending a group of enthusiastic locals and attempting karaoke. Both scenarios are equally likely.

Day 3: Island Vibes? (Or, The Great Boat Dilemma)

Morning: The Isle of Hvar beckons! Or, it should beckon. I've heard the beaches are stunning. But: boat trips. They always seem like a good idea, right? Until you're packed onto a vessel with a bunch of overly tanned tourists, fighting for a spot with the glare of the sun hitting you right square in the eyes. Still, gotta go! The lure of crystal-clear water is too strong. I picture myself lounging on a deck chair, sipping a cocktail, looking effortlessly chic. Realistic version: I'll be seasick, covered in sunscreen, and desperately searching for a bathroom.
Midday: Ah, arriving on the island. Now the tricky part. Do I hike? Do I swim? Do I just sit on the beach and complain about the sun? Maybe some seafood on the island? I'll probably spend more time trying to find a photo op than I will enjoying the place.
Afternoon: Back to Split. Hopefully, I'll get back. My track record with transport is spotty.
Evening: One last dinner in Split. Maybe try a different cuisine. The possibilities are endless. I can already smell the fresh bread, hear the clinking of glasses, and feel the warm Croatian breeze.

Day 4: Departure – Until Next Time, Split!

Morning: One last leisurely breakfast at the hotel. Savouring the last moments of vacation, before heading to the airport.
Transportation: Back to the airport, taxi or that guy who’s not a taxi again. Pray that my luggage made it back, this time.
Departure: Sulk. I'm not ready to go home! This trip was the perfect opportunity to get away. Now, I'm missing things and ready to go back. Okay, Croatia, you win. You were fantastic, even with all the chaos. Until next time, Split!

Important Imperfections & Ramblings:

The Laundry Situation: I'm packing light, obviously. So, expect some questionable outfit choices towards the end of the trip. (Or maybe more than questionable. Perhaps a slightly stained t-shirt from Day 1, paired with a borrowed scarf?)
Language Barrier: My Croatian? Non-existent. My ability to mime and point? Excellent. Get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings and excessive use of Google Translate.
Emotional Breakdown Alert: Expect moments of pure joy (when I find that perfect gelato), moments of sheer frustration (when I get lost for the hundredth time), and the inevitable existential crisis somewhere in the middle.
The Budget: I'm going to try to stick to a budget. Emphasis on the try. There might be a slight overspending on gelato. And, let's be honest, that rooftop dinner probably won’t be cheap. But hey, memories are priceless, right?
The Unexpected: This is where the fun really begins. Expect the unexpected. A lost sock. A sudden downpour. A chance encounter with a group of singing fishermen. That’s what makes travel an adventure, right?

So there you have it - a plan that's more of a guideline, really. Wish me luck. I'm going to need it. And send any good vibes you have my way. I might actually need a travel agent.

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Heritage Hotel FERMAI Split - MGallery Collection Split Croatia

So, FERMAI? What’s the Big Deal with this Heritage Hotel in Split, Croatia? Seriously, Is It Worth It?

Okay, buckle up, because this is where the love/hate relationship starts. Fermai? It's… an experience. Forget the perfectly curated Instagram feeds, because *this* is about feeling. About finding yourself in these ancient stone walls, rubbing shoulders with history, and maybe, just *maybe*, forgetting the modern world exists for a blissful moment. It's NOT a cookie-cutter hotel. It's got character, which is code for "things might be a little wonky sometimes."
For the short answer: YES. Absolutely. But with caveats. It's not for everyone.
My Anecdote: The first time I walked into my room... well, the key card didn't work. Then the handle jammed. Then the charming young man at reception *ran* up three flights of stairs (no elevator, remember the character?) to rescue me. He was sweaty, grinning, and honestly, that was my first real taste of Fermai. It wasn't perfect, but it was REAL. And he was a lifesaver! And the room? Stunning. With a view that made my jaw drop. Worth it. Totally worth it.
Think of it like this: You're renting a vintage sports car. It might take a little coaxing to start, but once it's running, it’s an intoxicating ride.

Accessibility - Is This Hotel Actually Accessible? Because Stairs. Lots of Stairs.

Let's get this out of the way: if you have mobility issues, *this is probably not the hotel for you*. It's a heritage building. Which, as I mentioned, means lots and lots of stone stairs. Pretty ones, but, stairs nonetheless! Seriously. It's like a medieval castle, without a ramp.
Here's the brutal truth: There IS no elevator. Maybe they'll magically build one in the future, but for now, prepare to climb. Pack light! Or be prepared to pay someone to haul your suitcase.
My Slightly Embarrassing Story: I packed WAY too much. My suitcase felt like a small, angry rhino. The poor bellhop (yes, they have one, bless him!) nearly threw his back out. I felt TERRIBLE. Lesson learned: Embrace minimalism. Or hire the strongest person you know.

The Rooms - What Can I Expect? Are They Actually Nice?

The descriptions say "charming." They probably mean "old, but renovated." Most of the rooms are unique! Honestly, that’s part of the appeal. You’re not getting a sterile, identical room. You're getting a slice of history, combined with modern comforts.
Expect: Thick stone walls. High ceilings. Probably not perfect soundproofing (you *are* in an old building!). Maybe a stunning view, maybe a courtyard view. Modern bathrooms (thank goodness!). Comfortable beds (usually). And a general feeling of…well, being *somewhere*.
My Take: I've stayed in three different rooms. One had a balcony overlooking a bustling street, which was perfect for people-watching (and eavesdropping!). Another was tucked away, quiet and serene. They were all different, but all felt special. That's the key. They are each a story.
A Word of Warning: Don't expect pristine perfection. This isn't a clinical experience. Embrace the imperfections. They add to the character!

Location, Location, Location! Is the Hotel Well-Situated?

Spliiiiiiiit! Yes. YES! The location is arguably the BEST part. Fermai is right in the heart of the Old Town, Diocletian's Palace, which is a UNESCO World Heritage site. You're steps away from everything: the Riva (the main promenade), amazing restaurants, bars, shops, and historical sites. You literally walk out the door and you're *there*.
The upside: Everything is walkable. You don't need a car. You can get lost in the maze of cobblestone streets. It’s perfect for exploring.
The *slight* downside: It can get noisy, especially at night. But hey, you're in the heart of the action! Embrace it! (Or bring earplugs.)
My favorite memory: Stumbling out of the hotel after a long day of sightseeing, right into the bustling Riva, grabbed a seat on the terrace, and watched the sunset over the water. Pure magic.

Breakfast - Is it Any Good? Is it Included?

Breakfast is usually included, thank goodness. And it's… decent. Think simple. Croissants, some local bread, fruit, maybe some eggs and bacon. Coffee, juice. Nothing Michelin-star, but enough to get you going for a day of exploring.
The good: It's convenient. You don't have to go searching for a cafe first thing in the morning.
The not-so-good: The buffet is small. It might not be the most diverse buffet you've ever had. But be patient. You're in Croatia! The food that’s provided should be local and quality.
My experience: One morning, they had fresh figs. Oh, those figs! Absolutely divine. Another morning, they were out of croissants. (Life's little imperfections, right?) But there were plenty of other options. And the coffee? Always strong.

What About Parking? Is it Available and Easy?

Okay, parking in the Old Town is a royal pain in the… well, you get the idea. The hotel *can* arrange parking, but it's usually off-site and not cheap. The Old Town is a maze of narrow streets, and driving in it is a nightmare unless you're a local.
Best Advice: Don’t drive to the hotel if you can avoid it. Arrive via taxi or ride-sharing service and get dropped off as close as possible. Then have the hotel handle the parking.
My Parking Hell Story: On my first visit, I foolishly decided to drive. I spent a solid hour circling the Old Town, getting increasingly stressed and sweaty. Eventually, I found a parking garage a long (long) walk away. When I got near the hotel the streets are so tight you have to walk the rest of the way. The parking situation almost ruined the entire trip. Seriously consider NOT renting a car.